Name: Xobit Prime, a Transformer, Purple 2005 Dodge Dakota T/A; This is Prime me

Affiliation: Autobot

Gender: Femme

(IRL: Betina, Human, Danish, Female)

Age: 26

Hair: mouse brown with annoying half curls

Eyes: Gray-blue

Height: 6,20 feet (I think? I’m Danish so I don’t know if I did the recalculation correctly)

Likes: ice cream, cats, dogs, my family, books, Manga, drawing and other stuff

Dislikes: people who pretend to be perfect, being unable to spell, dyslexia sucks and other stuff =S I think…

Fav Color: Purple, Dark Green and Dark velvety Red otherwise known as blood red

Fav Movies: hmm The Labyrinth, Legend, The grudge, Wishmaster 1, Pirates of the Caribbean, Small soldiers, Armageddon, LOTR…. And a hell lot of more that I can’t remember right now, sorry

Fav TV: CSI, SG1, Transformers (pretty much all), Anime… umm there is more wanders off looking for list

Fav Music: Linkin Park, Lordi, Smashing Pumpkins, Gregorian chants… almost all music actually, I try to give everything a chance! .

Fav Animal: Cats (have four, squeeee), Dogs (have one, cuddles), fish… no really, spiders afraid? yes, cool? very, snakes an’ lizards ‘cause they are cute, Tigers, Lions and other large and furry hunter animals… and everything even remotely cuddly

Hobbies: drawing, reading, playing Warhammer 40K (Tyranids) and web surfing

Fav Food: red meat, Chai tea, Chocolate and Green stuff

Fav Books: Dragon riders of Pern series, Obsidion chronicles, Eragon series, Harry Potter, Rendezvous with Rama, Tower and Hive series, Valdemar Series, Ender’s Game, Songmaster, the Fionavar Tapestry… ohh I could go on forever

--NEWS--

The Herd has grown quite a bit and I’m a very happy Prime!

But sadly RL sucks and as a result all but my RP plot bunnies are in a coma. Mostly it is University I’m in the middle of my Bachelor project and it is swallowing my soul in the best H.P. Lovecraft style, I am very sorry about the wait and I thank you all for your patience I WILL get to write new chapters to my existing stories… I swear to keep poking my bunnies till they wake up.

Zen-hugzz to all!

--The International Nerd Herd--

Since joining FF.net I have met many wonderful people! This has resulted in a growing internet family called the ‘International Nerd Herd’. Many of its members can be found in here and we happily accept new brothers and sisters as long as they have:

1) Yahoo MSN

2) No sanity what-so-ever (left) :-D

Mainly we flail around creating random plot bunnies and have fun! We can be serious… but really, it’s not often. Our main thing is Transformers, G1 and Movieverse.

Link to the 'INH' Profile: Nerdene Hyrde

The ‘INH’ family list with links and alter egos , they are mostly Transformers:

Xobit = Xobit Prime (don’t ask if ya do I’ll rant and get a wrench thrown in my faceplate)

Lokiwaterdraca = 2IC Dinobot Loki

Dendey = CMO Wishmaster

Kirmon = Blowout

Storm Blue = Talon

Mohr = Ambro

Brandy = Dinobot Sorral

Lady Dia = Moonshine

Kuronyo= Danko Kuronyo, resident carbon based life form

BellaDonnaSpencer = Silvershot

SpiralRasengan = Slipstream

Kd Zeal = Shadowsinger

--Co-Authored Stories--

On my Profile:

"WGWM cha.11 And What Followed" rewritten and extended for all the naughty details! The WGWM story is the property of Lokiwaterdraca, I just get to play :-D Co-authored with Lokiwaterdraca

“Thoughts: Two of a kind” ‘CadexFrenzy fluff/smut, prequel to Thoughts, co-authored by Lokiwaterdraca

“I’ll take care of you” ‘BeexSam fluff, co-authored by Lokiwaterdraca

At Lokiwaterdraca’s Profile:

“My Heaven is Your Hell” ‘BeexSam, Halloween slash fic, Hellsing crossover

“Thoughts” ‘BeexSam, ‘CadexFrenzy and BeexSamx’CadexFrenzy fluff/slash, I started co-authoring it from cha. 5

”Die Another Day” StarscreamxSam rape/torture, ‘BeexSam fluff/slash

At Dendey’s Profile:

“to surrender is to submit” MegatronxStarscream bdsm/slash, Role-playing fic

"to submit is to surrender" MegatronxStarscreamzxThundercrackerxSkywarp bdsm/slash, Role-playing fic

At the Nerd Herd’s Profile:

“Beginnings and Barfights” OC’s Xobit Prime, Dinobot Loki and Dinobot Sorral, RP. fic set in the Nerd Herd's alternate universe

--Stories in progress--

”The Nerds and The Insanity” Chapter 2, well talk about a runaway bunny…

“Thoughts: Two of a kind” chapter 5, … We’re working I swear we are! Co-authored with Lokiwaterdraca

“to submit is to surrender” chapter 3-? Role-playing fic with Dendey! Starscream, Megatron, Thundercracker and Skywarp

“Another Chance” (working title) Role-playing fic with Dendey and Lokiwaterdraca! Red Alert, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe

“no title” 24! Primus dang it! 24 Role-playing fics with Dendey!

“Granting Pleasure” (working title) ‘all’ the G1 TF’s, co-authored with Dendey and Lokiwaterdraca

”Nerdene Hyrde” multiple fic’s belonging to a created TF universe, the property of the international Nerd Herd and co-authored by the international Nerd Herd.

--WARNING--WARNING--

I am Insane and a Nerd… it is said that I am contagious, but I don’t believe that (Big smile, showing of teeth) just because all my friends are insane, doesn’t mean its my fault?

Tebina: So I’m your creation?

Xobit: yes

Tebina: and my name is Tebina Xobit and I’m an Xobitan

Xobit (left eye twitching): Yes

Tebina: choughNassisistchough

Xobit: WHAT!

Tebina (innocent smile): Umm… nothing

Samorue: stop it T, or your gonna sleep with the ants again

Tirana: Stop bickering all off you!

Xobit: Tirana shut up yourself I’m in no mood to hear any goddess decrees on proper behavior. Besides you’re my creation too! (Sticks my tongue out at the spirit)