Hiya... not much to say... I am fabulously horrible. I am a closet reader... an occasional reviewer. Just so you know I love you, closet reader! It just makes me happy people are reading. Yes I am a whore for reviews. But, not the point. Yes... I would grovel, cry, and plead for reviews. But it won't effect how quickly I update. I wish it did. But I write when I can and feel like it. Do you know how hard it is to hunt for the bunnies? I bring a net but they eat through it.
I am typically good at lying. Over the internet it is easier to lie. But I try not to lie as much here.
You know what I don't get? Flamers... do they take joy in people feeling bad. At least I have the curtesy of not review if I thought the work was crap. You won't see me on your alert list. But to be like "You suck. Your writing sucks. Your entire family probably sucks too.". But even that I can brush off. The thing that pisses me off is people critiquing someone’s ship, in a story. YOU ARE EFFING WARNED BEFORE HAND! If you don't like the ship high tail it the hell out of there! I just don't see the point. I only did that once and it was in retaliation of this chick who went into one of MY stories ((No longer listed)) and WAS TELLING ME that I was wrong and a jackass for thinking this was the shows ship. I'll have you know that it was the CANON ship and I have never talked to that woman before. It pissed me off so much. So I went into her archive and picked out a story and reviewed and copy and pasted her review and sent it back. You know what she said? She replied and said that I was mean, rude, and ignorant. Yeah. When you flame it just makes you look like the fucking jackass. I admit I wasn't being at my best then. But she effing deserved it! But I really don't mind them. I just brush them off. It's not like they know who I am.
Soooo... yeah... coping and pasting my usual info. Hang on a tick.
Name: Sculder™ The CSI Queen
Age: Cooler than you so it doesn't really matter.
Location: Apartment 42 in Arlington, VA (If you guys get the refrence Bravo.)
Tv Shows: X-Files, Tin Man, Law and Order the original, CSI, NCIS, CSI: NY, That's 70's show, Charmed, and Court TV stuff, Futurama, Will and Grace, and Scrubs. ((It keeps getting longer!))
Movies:X-Files, Evolution, School of Rock, Lord of the Rings.
Music:David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Sara Bareilles, Alanis Morissette, Bare Naked Ladies, Snow Patrol, Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, Panic @ the Disco, Dido, Evanescence, and Elvis Okay there is more. But since I can't think of anymore you stuck with those. Oh I also love 60's music. Yeah.
Who I'd Like To Meet:
Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Sir Ian McKellen, David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Mitch Pileggi, George Clooney, and Alan Rickman.
Quotes:
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." -- Mark Twain
"There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts." -- Charles Dickens
"A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first." -- Oscar Levant
"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time." -- Demetri Martin
"Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished." -- Leslie Nielsen
"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it." -- Abraham Lincoln
"The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important." -- Milo Bloom
Much love,
Sculder
P.s. Some things you might not know.
I think anyone with prejudices are racist, usless it is against stupid people (i.e. The racists), or jackasses (Just a given.)
I am a proud agnostic. I know that there is something bigger but I have no idea what it is. Mostly putting this here to say don't fuck, with my beliefs I won't with yours. It's the simplest way I can put it.
I am pro gay marriage ((Anyone who isn't; is just racist.))
I am pro choice ((Hey this is a 'free' country right?))
I am pro stem cell research ((My mom and uncle are diabetic and 10 people in Mexico were given drugs as a result of stem cell research, they did use skin cells, and 7 of which don't have it any more. The rest have reduced, most of their insulin intake by more than 2/3))
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There is no such thing as a freaking curse Red Sox, and all you other sports teams! You all just sucked for a long ass time. Copy this into your profile if you believe that sports teams can suck ass for a while.
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