STATUS: Novel Writing Month. (50k word novel by end of November.) Everything's delayed again.

1st FanFiction account and still going strong. Pleased to meet you!

Name: Analillia's a pretty name today. :D

Location: DreamWorks.

Gender: "Sexual identity, especially in relation to society and culture."

Age: "The length of time that one has existed."

Likes:

Exchanging information (i.e. reading, writing, talking, studying). Obtaining gratification through the senses (i.e. eating/drinking, hearing, touching).

Hates:

Everything else.

Fav. Pairings! (Straight)

Every canon pairing, no matter how ridiculous (such as the jaw-dropping NaruHina preference by Kishimoto). Every well written pairing.

Least Fav. Pairings

Every poorly written pairing.

The whole YAOI (and now, YURI) issue...

Mismatching genders are for reproduction purposes. Once we get beyond that, does gender really matter?

Fanfiction STUFF:

Flames: I've read shitty stuff before. Okay, I have to even facepalm at some of my own works because they send me to shame. But long story short, I still find the people who put their stuff for a population of 6+ billion to read either a brave soul or an idiot. Just tolerate the bad and keep digging for the good. That's fanfictor's life.

Mary-Sue: Pro-MarySue. Yes. You read that right.

Oneshots/Songfics/Poems/the Queers: Pro-Short Stuff.

Preferred Genres (in order): I'm looking into SciFi.

Protagonists (in order of preference): Anti-villain, Villain, Anti-hero, Hero

Disclaimers: Diss-a-what? Me no comphrendo.

Writing: Ingredients for my type of story: A clever plot. Emotionally-evoking. Sentence variety. Spelling and punctuation in check. Playing with words (never heard of metaphors). Humor.

My FF complaints (beware of language below):

1. Outright character bashing (and its not even funny.) I take teases at every character, but don't take it too far.

2. The "plz read and review!! summary sux but stroy is good because my friends said it was. thx." That just makes me wince painfully.

3. The "BLAH BLAH BLAH GETS RAPED AND SO AND SO FINDS HIM AND TOGETHER THEY TRY AND PIECE BLAH BLAH BLAH'S HEART AND SO MUCH MORE!" Really?

4. Oh, going off 3, rapes without the psychological aftereffects. Of course its realistic to fall in love with your rapist. Of course its realistic to go to friend for comfort sex. Of course MEN (a flame stab at yaoi here) cry/beg/squeal/blush/whine/bitch after one person walks up and finally asks what's up.

5. Going off 4. I'm too tired of yaoi where the uke (WHO IS A MAN, mind you) acts like a little schoolgirl. That's not YAOI. That's YURI. Those are GIRLS with penises.

6. The "she puts on a tank top with blue and green stripes, matching navy jeans, and brown flipflops" for five paragraphs. I get it. She's wearing very awesome clothes that would make you jealous in real life! MOVE ON. Oh, and don't forget the "black corset, fishnet stockings, buckled boots, and lacing... etc, etc etc." By the way, I worn all of those in one shot before and I'll tell you, it's not practical to wear. Style is one thing, but you can't even breath/walk, let alone fight. Unless the chick has a gun.

7. "Thhhisss isss myyyy nummmmmberrrrrr sevvveeennnn commmplllaaiiinnnnttttt." 'Nough said.

8. Personal complaint: "Hn." That is not Uchiha. And gods, mottos/lines/gimmicks are not characterization. And "hn" is Deidara (or "un," but "hn" is closer to the sound when you listen to voice actors). I read "hn" and I think of congestion. Or constipation.

Betaing

Why not.

DeviantArt :D

I have converted my DeviantArt account into something I can use for FFs. I like to draw scenes of my stories as they play out before I write it out. So now, I have a notebook filled with bored doodles from my classes and well, now that I have gotten Gimp... why not draw them on the PC and submit it for you guys? My drawings aren't perfect, they aren't professional, but just like my fics, I try. ;;; Catch me uploading stuff on DeviantArt dot com, with my account of PureWaterLily. Would love you hear what you guys all think of them.

Damn, I just rant on don't I? Well, I would like to copy and paste those thingies but I feel that's a waste of space and time. And not really FF related :P. If you read all that, (whistle) you must be bored aren't ya? Anyways, readers, writers, and all those in between, good wishes you to all!