Real Name: Whitney

Aliases: Bibs, Whit, Ghetto Snowflake

Age: Fifteen

Female(doy)

Height: Five feet seven inches

Religion: Baptist

Grade: Ninth

Favorite movies: LotR, Star Wars, HP, Moulin Rouge, PotC (what's up with all the "of the" titles?)

Favorite TV shows: CSI: Las Vegas and Lost

Favorite Aritists: Evanescence, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Norah Jones, Josh Groban, AFI, Goo Goo Dolls, Vanessa Carlton

Fave Books: Harry Potter: Prisoner of Azkaban and Order of the Phoenix are tied...*sniffles sadly and goes into an emotional breakdown* Poor Sirius... *cries*, Hannibal, Speak, Silence of the Lambs

Fave Anime: Sailor Moon and Inu-yasha

Ships: Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione, Nevile/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Luna/Ron, Remus/Lily, James/Lily, Luna/Neville, Hagrid/Madam Maxime, Remus/Tonks, Severus/Lily, etc...

Lizzie McGuire: Lizzie/Gordo (duh), Kate/Ethan, Miranda/Larry, Melina/Matt, Kate/Gordo

Boy Meets World: Jack/Rachel, Eric/Rachel, Topanga/Cory, Shawn/Angela

ER: Carter/Abby, Kerry/Romano, Susan/Luka

CSI: Sara/Nick, Catherine/Grissom, Warrick/Lily, Grissom/ Sara

Star Wars: Anakin/Padme, Han/Leia, Luke/Mara, Obi-Wan/Padme

Sailor Moon: Nephlite/Molly, Serena/Darien, Mina/Andrew, Chad/Raye, Lita/Kenny, Amy/Greg, Haruka/Michiru, Rini/Helios, Hotaru/Helios

Even Stevens:Tawny/Louis, Ren/Bobby, Ren/Twitty, Ruby/Nelson

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Arwen, Legolas/Eowyn

BTVS: Spuffy!!! Oh, and W/X (Go ahead. Stare at me like I'm a weirdo. You know you want to.)

X-men: Jean/Logan (Go me. I'm the minority here.) Storm/Nightcrawler (Aaww...) Magneto/Mystique (What evil children they'd have!!!)

Inuyasha: Kagome/Inuyasha, Miroku/Sango

PotC: Jack/Elizabeth (I loved the island scene... Yeah!) Will/ Elizabeth (Cursed canon... IT DRAGGED ME IN!) Jack/Anna Maria (Last scene was cute when she wrapped the cloak/blanket around him. ^^)

I sail sunk ships.

Quotes: "Fear of the name will only increase the fear of the thing itself." ~ Hermione, "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

Eric: How long have you been up there?!
Cory: Long enough to watch ya swap spit with a Feeny! ~ Boy Meets World

Shawn: Oh, c'mon Cory. I wasn't stealing your father.
Mr Matthews (Cory's Dad): 'Night Shawn.
Shawn: 'Night Dad!~ Boy Meets World

"Sometimes I'm glad I just work with dead people."~CSI

"We pass Raven Cheerleader and Amber Cheerleader on the way to my bus. They wrinkle their brows as they struggle to rhyme 'wombat.' Democracy is such a wonderful institution"~ Speak

"They're cutting in line! The barbarians!"- Captain Zidgler, "3-2-1 Penguins"

"Who wants to be ordinary in a crazy mixed-up world?"-Michelle Branch

"Where words fail, music speaks."- Hans Christian Anderson

"....."~Lanny

"You're right, gnomes are weird"~Lizzie McGuire

Warrick:"Griss, what were you in high school?"
Grissom:"A ghost."

"Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to"- Phoebe Buffay

"I'm not stupid. I just don't like answering stupid questions."-Hector "Zero" Zeroni-Holes

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

"I always thought *Nsync was one of the seven signs of the Apocolypse."-Unknown

"Lose one friend. Lose all friends. Lose yourself." -Eric Matthews (See? He's not a COMPLETE idiot!)

Eric:"I know people. I've been around them all my life. Its like my fifth sense..."
Jack:"You mean your sixth sense."
Eric:"Nah, thats smell. Ya gotta be lucky to have that!" -Boy Meets World (err...Okay, so maybe he is)

"Pick your nose and see your boogers!"- My four-year-old brother, Luke.

Coversation of the Century: Well, there is this boy Johnathon and before he says anything he says somethin' like "I have a comment/question." and the class is beginning to say it also. Well, he decided to patent it. And of all people to be his *cough* lawyer he chose a nutcase, Justin.
Justin: *draws an R with a circle around it and sticks it on Jonathon's forehead*
Mrs. Farmer: Johnathon, you can't get a patent from a lawyer.
Johnathon: I have one anyways! And anyone who uses my phrases will be charged for it!
Me: *raises hand* Mrs. Farmer, I have a comment/question-
Johnathon: That will be fifty cents!
Me: *ignoring him* -What can he do to me if I don't pay?
Justin: I'm his lawyer! I can do something! *stands up*
Me: *stands up also and just stares down*
Justin:... I am going away now... *cowers off to the other side of the room*
Class: *claps*

Conversation of the Moment: Jessie: I could learn more from a pile of crap!
Me: Well, you could learn what something ate.
Jessie: Yeah!

Personal Quote: I look bad? Well, you look like crap. Is that in now?

Pet Peeves: Snobs
Mice

Forbidden love

Hate

People who think that being a freak is bad (Its not, its the best thing on Earth!)

Pointless smut

People who say I am a witch because my eyes go freaky when I get upset

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DISCLAIMER: I don't own any characters that you recognize in any of the stories of mine you read!

ALL OF MY FANFICS ARE ON HIATUS! Some may never be continued... I dunno. ^^;; I'm mostly focusing on poetry right now. *recieves raised eyebrow looks* Whut?