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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto. ATTENTION ALL!! I LOST A CORD NEED TO RUN MY OLD COMPUTER SO I MAY NEVER FINNISH THE STORIES I HAVE HERE. I AM VERY SORRY. THAT THE NEW CHAPTERS MAY BE LOST FOREVER. THOUGH I AM THINKING OF REDUEING THEM IT IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY. BUT I WILL BE POSTING NEW STORIES AGAIN IN THE FUTURE. I APPOLIGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE AND BEG FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS. (TTOTT) ~SINCERLY ME AKA Delilah Rain Loveless I got's a Deviantart Account! My Deviantart Account. Hi I'm EmoAngelDelilah. But some of you may know me as Carla. I enjoy many things. Some of which include hot guys and reading fanfiction. I mostly read Naruto fanfiction though. But that doesn't mean I won't read other stories. I read Gintama, Soul Eater, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Katekyo Hitman Reborn. These are some of my fav pairings so if you have a story about one of these tell me and I might read it. Naruto SaiNaru (I love their awesomely awesome awesomeness of awesomenicity) ItaSasu (incest kicks ass!) KakaIru (just cause.) GaaNaru (it's a cute backup couple.) ItaDei (I am a fan after reading The New Recruit by badkittyitachi.) HidaKaku (So cute!) SasoDei (The love between artists is so sweet!) HidaDei (Deidara's the Akatsuki's bitch. Admit it.) KakuDei (seriously Deidara's a whore. A sexy whore, but a whore.) LeeSaku (in my opinion they are destined!!) DeiNaru (two cute blondes, what more can a girl want!) LeeGaara (I just descovered them and now I'm in love.) Reborn! 6927 (Soo CUTE!) 692718 (Threeway all the way!) Death Note L/Light (meant to be since episode 1!) MelloMatt (addiction buddies! chocoholic and smoker) NearMelloMatt Gintama Soul Eater Hetalia Kingdom Hearts Vocaloid KaitoLen (Banana Split Anyone?) D.Gray-Man Yullen some other couples I can't think of right know. (i have a horrible memory.) As you can see I am a very strange little girl. Well actually I'm not that little. I am having my Quince in December, I'm not little. (A Quince is like a Sweet 16 only it's at 15.) Along with being not little I am perverted, retarded, emo, sugar high, addicted to grape juice, and have ADHD. No seriously I have ADHD. I'm not kidding. I take medication and everything. Oh wait, i forgot to mention I'm random. And speaking of random things I shall soon be writing a Musical Akatsuki fanficty. Let's see, um what else should I say? Um. . .well I like toast. Well not really but I like the word toast. I think it sounds cute. And um. . . oh! I like the band "The Academy Is..." Why did I put it in quotes you ask? So you don't think that I didn't finish writing the band's name. I just realized something. By now you are all probably thinking "This girl cannot possibly be emo". Well I am. And if you don't believe me then you should read my story The Fallen Angel because I write more chapters when I feel depressed. Why? Because it is easy to write depressing stuff when you are depressed. DON'T READ UNLESS YOU FINNISHED The Fallen Angel. BUT IF YOU STARTED TO READ IT BUT THEN STOPPED BECAUSE YOU THINK THERE IS A CHARACTER DEATH, READ THIS. BUT BE WARNED THIS NEXT PART REVEALS THE ENDING TO The Fallen Angel. Just so you all know I hate character deaths. I repeat I HATE CHARCTER DEATHS! I hate them so much I refuse to read them. And unless the evil bad person guy dies then I refuse to write them. But I don't think it's still called a charie death if the bad guy dies. But what do I know, I am a binginner author. (Yay I'm an author!) Also, I like to put suprize endings in stories. So if that is why all of you have not commented on The Fallen Angel then read it because Sasuke lives. OKAY YOU GUYS THAT HAVEN'T READ The Fallen Angel CAN READ AGAIN. If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. Name: Delilah Rain Loveless, Emo Angel Delilah, Emo Girl, Carla - (real name) Age: 14 Birthday: December 18 (a week before Christmas in case you have noticed i acidentally put my age at the time for the date of my birthday. Oops!) Sex: Girl/Female/Chick/Woman/whatever the heck you call it Orientaion: Bi and if any of you have a problem with that i'll get Gaara, Deidara, and Itachi to beat you up Latest Stupid Thing I Said: Juego de naranja! (That means "I play oranges" XD); "That's creepy! That's cool! That's insanity! You could rob a bank!" My reaction to Tyki's (from D.Gray-man) power What I Wanna Be When I Grow Up: a mouse Fav Quotes: "Now then... I've come to reclaim my helm! That's... what I to say... Before that... Put on some damn clothes!" -Viral from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "My lips exist solely for strawberry milk and chocolate parfaits." -Gintoki from Gintama "Oh there's no use in talking to him. He's completely idiotic!" - Alice from Alice in Wonderland. "I don't know what the opposite of spiders is but it certaintly isn't a tall building." "Tell that to the opposite killer." -monk "I wanna break lamps too!" - Metalocalypse "You put sugar in it to drink? What a strange tea," ~ Renji (from Bleach) talking about coffee "Vodka is russian for water!" ~Mimi from Mnemosyne | |||||||||||
1. The Toxic Angel » reviews4th in Angels series. I'm just gonna add this on to the end of The Hidden Angel since it's turning out to be so short. Pen name changed from Delilah Rain LovelessNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.2. Guess What I'm Pregnant! » reviewsWhat happens when Tobi mistakes potions meant to be sold on the black market for soda? Why half the Akatsuki gets pregnant of course! Now this evil organization has to deal with nine months of mood swings, strange cravings, and psychic Uchihas. Just greatNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 7-17-08 - Akatsuki3. She Bangs » reviewsWhen Itachi and Deidara end up as just friends Hidan decides it's time for Sasori to confess his feelings towards Deidara. And with Deidara's bffs from NYC decide to help things will be crazier then ever. Sequel to 'Nobody's Perfect'. Delilah Rain LovelesNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 7-1-08 - Deidara & Sasori4. Nobody's Perfect » reviewsSong Fic. After Deidara ruined Itachi's life he decides to make things right! With a little help from his friends Hidan and Sasori, will he find true love with Itachi or totally make things worse. Hilarity insured. A bit spazy though.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 4-29-08 - Deidara & Itachi U. - Complete5. The Hidden Angel » reviews3rd in Angels series.Everyone has their secrets.Even Naruto and Itachi.But what happens when these secrets threaten to destroy life as they know it forever?Will Sasuke's sanity be strong enough to withstand all of this?Or will he loose his grip on realityNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 3-11-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete6. Akatsuki Todd » reviewsThe Akatsuki decide to put on the musical Sweeney Todd to raise money. Orochimaru and Sound help. Hilarity ensures! Pen name chenged from Delilah Rain Loveless.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 3-3-08 - Akatsuki7. Auditions reviewsThese are the auditions the Akatsuki put on in Akatsuki Todd. Konan called Orochimaru a sissy pant! Pein learned to judged from watching Simon Closetcase! I totally went crazy with this one! XDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-08 - Akatsuki8. The Lost Angel » reviewsSequel to The Fallen Angel. Nothing lasts forever. Sasuke learns this the hard way when Naruto is mysteriously taken from him by Professor Kakashi. With no where to go Sasuke turns to his two best friends Kiba and Shikamaru. Naruto meanwhile has to...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 12-28-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete9. The After Party » reviewsI'm throwing a party for the success of my first story, The Fallen Angel. Everyone's invited including the Naruto cast. What craziness shall happen when everyone has arrived? Whatever the heck I can think of. will be funny. please read. DISCONTINUED.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 9-18-0710. The Fallen Angel » reviewsAfter months of being raped by Naruto his lover, and then rejected by his brother Itachi, Sasuke finds confort in the only person he thinks he can trust, collage history professor Orochimaru. OoCness, Yaoi, violence, sadness, and very discriptiveness.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,186 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 8-14-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
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