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since: 08-10-07, id: 1348870, Profile Updated: 11-07-09
country: United States
Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hello! Feel free to call me Joan.

I'm a Lucius/Narcissa addict, thus why all my stories are about them. I love all Slytherins, but they're my favorites. It's unlikely, but I may write some Bellatrix/Rodolphus if I can hunt down a plot bunny somewhere.

Lots of my stories will be from The Hideaway's contests- we have fun here: http://thaelixir.proboards49.com/index.cgi

Mention Fairmaidofkent when you get sorted and Slytherins gets some points- I hope to see you all there!


7/01/08 Update:

I've joined livejournal, and it's confuses me beyond belief, but I wanted this 50 prompt table for Lucius and Narcissa, so I'll post my stories here, and deal with actually putting them on livejournal later. So basically here it is, I'll be working on this along with Forsaken Love

001.Blind .002.Need .003.Gold .004.Foreign .005.Refusal .006.Impromptu .007.Chains .008.Miracle .009.Justice .010.Soft
.011.Water .012.Choices .013.Sliver .014.Enemies .015.Head .016.Farewells .017.Overturn .018.Horizon .019.Red .020.Snow
.021.Children .022.Blur .023.Invisible .024.Missing .025.Flattery .026.Miscommunication .027.Wind .028.Irritation .029.Why?
030.Protocol .031.His .032.Club .033.Breathing .034.Wings .035.Thief .036.Tense .037.Sunshine .038.Smoke .039.Passion .040.Dirty
.041.Awake .042.Ghost .043.Rumor .044.Mirror .045.Eclipse .046.Impossible .047.Seek .048.Image .049.Welcome .050.Wisdom


12/29/08 Update:

You may have noticed all my Roddy/Bella stuff is gone. And here's why: I got the feeling like younger people were reading them, despite the M rating, and it made me feel uncomfortable. I really appreciated all the reviews, favoriting and support, but they're gone for good. I may write a multichaptered fic based on what I had at a distant date in the future, but it'll be T. Sorry for anyone who enjoyed them; I hope my reasoning is understandable. I'll keep working on Forsaken Love though, maybe get something up for that prompt table- we'll see. Happy New Year!


3/11/08 Update:

Check out what I found! It's a photograph by Annie Leibovitz... Do those three lovely ladies remind YOU guys of anyone? :) I love this. http://www.vanityfair.com/images/culture/2007/03/cusl06_filmnoir0703.jpg


11/8/09

So I was asked who I saw as the characters I use in my stories, and I though I'd link here.

I actually see Roddy and Bella most clearly in my head. Helena Bonham Carter was, I believe, perfect. Especially here: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/helenaES_468x724.jpg

Rodolphus has alway been Henry Cavill for me, especially in the Dunhill ads. I like this one in particular: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4600000/Henry-Cavill-Cosmopolitan-henry-cavill-4651471-955-1222.jpg

Cissy and Lucius are harder. I went back and forth with Narcissa, but finally decided that in my mind she looks most like Grace Kelly: http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/3987/14_2007/grace.jpg

I still haven't picked someone for Lucius, but if I find someone who is that wonderful blonde, I'll post him here :)

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1. Early Days » reviews
At seventeen, Lucius Malfoy wants respect, power, and sex. Narcissa Black wants nothing to do with him. Not that it matters; Lucius has no interest in a prissy little snob anyway. Obviously, they were a perfect match. *Not for anyone under the legal age*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,186 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 12-30-09 - Published: 7-16-09 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M.
2. Forsaken Love » reviews
Narcissa Black was certain her life couldn't be more perfect. But what happens when a single letter tears apart everything she's been building for the past six years of her existence and forces her into a new and seemingly bleak and empty life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,418 - Reviews: 503 - Updated: 12-28-09 - Published: 8-13-07 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M.
3. Outside reviews
Narcissa is persuaded to step inside the Manor with her fiance during a snowstorm, and finds it difficult to leave... because, after all, it's cold outside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-09 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M.
4. Neverland reviews
Scorpius Malfoy, a writer with dreams of success, is unable to capture the interest of the public. Lady Zabini, once a famous super-model, is certain that this aspiring young man can help her return to fame. Based on the classic film Sunset Boulevard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-9-09 - Scorpius M.
5. Just Irresistable reviews
Narcissa hates him. That's why she gave him the love potion. Fluff! Written for the August Drabble contest at The Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-16-09 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete
6. After the Fall reviews
Once the battle at Hogwarts is over, Lucius is taken from his family and forced to declare Voldemort's demise to a surprising audience. Written for the Quill contest at The Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-16-09 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
7. Gold reviews
Prompt .003
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-25-09 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
8. His reviews
Prompt .031
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-22-09 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
9. Risk » reviews
Victoria doesn't want to run alone any longer. James is tired of breakable toys. The partnership that emerges sweeps them into adventures across the globe. Before the fated meeting with a sweet blooded human girl, there was a pair that couldn't be stopped
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,827 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 8-7-08 - Victoria & James
10. Chains reviews
Prompt .007
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-1-09 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete
11. Mystified reviews
Rodolphus and Bellatrix escape from Azkaban at last, but something is not quite right. Title credited to Fleetwood Mac.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-21-09 - Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L. - Complete
12. Big Love reviews
The extended proposal scene as seen in Forsaken Love. Title credited to Fleetwood Mac. B/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-08 - Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L. - Complete
13. Trivial Pursuit reviews
James would never share his story, not even with Victoria. But he did have a past. Meant to correspond with 'Risk', but can be read separately.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-08 - James - Complete
14. The Sixth Year reviews
It took Jane and Alec's mother five years to go mad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-29-08 - Jane & Alec - Complete
15. Lee lee reviews
Jared comes to ask Jacob and his new pack to rejoin Sam and the others, but makes an unforgivable slip.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-27-08 - Leah - Complete
16. Dance reviews
A girl's thoughts as she watches Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-29-08 - Lucius M. - Complete
17. Hogwarts Holiday Ball reviews
It's Christmas time, and Narcissa is tired of being underappreciated by Lucius. She decides to do something about it. Written for Holiday Drabble at the Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-7-07 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete
18. Happy Holidays reviews
Lucius has a plan for Christmas that doesn't go as well as he dreamt it might... Written for the Dream Quill contest at The Hideaway
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-07 - Lucius M. - Complete
19. Understanding » reviews
Helena Ravenclaw often wonders why she and her renowned mother live cloistered in the hills of Glencoe rather than the glory that seems so near. Tired of being deceived and lied to, she takes life into her own hands, ultimately resulting in her murder
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,846 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-7-07 - Published: 10-20-07 - Helena R. - Complete
20. Don't Cry reviews
Narcissa is distraught after the disownment of her sister, but Lucius has several suprises in store for her. Written for the Who's Line? August contest at the Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-30-07 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete
21. Innuendo reviews
Narcissa just wants to go shopping, but Lucius could swear there's something else on her mind... Written for the July Quill contest on the Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-17-07 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
22. Say Cheese reviews
She just wanted a smile... Written for a contest on The Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-07 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
23. Lucius's Favorite Place reviews
Lucius ponders his favorite place to be. Written for a contest on The Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-07 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
24. Pink Blanket reviews
Narcissa Black considers the event that led to the eventual and not unwelcomed end of her childhood. Written for a contest on The Hideaway
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-07 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete
25. First Kiss reviews
There's a first time for everything... Narcissa describes to a skeptical Lucius how these things can be alike. Written for July 'Who's Line' contest on The Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-07 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete
26. Monday Morning reviews
Lucius hates Mondays. Implied LMNB Written for a contest on The Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-07 - Lucius M. - Complete
27. Malfoy's Valentine reviews
Lucius spends Valentine's Day alone... or does he? Written for a contest at The Hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-07 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
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