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since: 08-10-07, id: 1349005, Profile Updated: 08-23-09
country: Australia
Author has written 7 stories for Artemis Fowl.

The Almighty Moi

Real name: Rachael

Age: 16!

Fave Food: Tuna salad. YUM!!

Fave Treat: Caramel slice.

Fave books: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Lionboy, April Fools Day, The Vampire Books (Anne Rice),The Dark Tower series and the Twilight series.

Fave shows: Naruto, Inuyasha, MAR, Fullmetal Alchemist, Angel, Bones and House.

Fave Movies: The Day After Tomorrow, Grease, Hairspray, the Last Holiday, The Crow, The Lost Boys and Pirates of the Carribean, August Rush, The Lion King, Spirit stallion of the cimarron.

Fave music: Supertramp, The Eagles, Phil Collins, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Nickleback, Little Birdy, Santana, Radiohead, Macy Gray, Transplants, Justin Timberlake, Little Birdy, Anastacia, Christina Aguilera, David Gray, Linkin Park, The Whitlams, The Used and Metallica.

My Current Top 5 Fave Songs:

1. Gaeta's Lament

2. L's theme

3. Fear - Disturbed

4. Disgustipated - Tool

5. Terrible Lie - Tool

Fave subject: ART!!

Least fave subject: History.

Long term goals: Pass the HSC

Fanfics

OOCness: Completly random crapfic. Complete.

Mindfreak: I'm rewriting this.

Love is Confusing: My latest fanfic. Supposed to be sappy and romantic. BEWARE!

Artemis' Diary: May the God's help anyone who reads this.

Short Shorts: HAHAHA!! I got reviews!!

The Matrix: Not sure if I'll ever update this.

Quotes

mum: for gods sake leave it alone

moi: leave what alone

mum: the dog

moi:what job

mum: the dog

moi: oh


sub: (walks up to Kyugima and Jason(friend)while she's writing her story)

hi, whats your name?

Kyugima:I'm CENSORED and this is Caim, I mean, Wolfy, I mean...

Jason: my names Jason

Kyugima: Man i'm confused...Who are you again?


Moi: (screaming for no apparent reason)

Kyugima: (walks in room) what?

Moi: have you seen my green elastic

Kyugima: (pulls green elastic out of her hair) you mean this one?

Moi: (points and screams) YES!


Kyugima: (hits moi and bro)

Bro: why did you hit me?

Kyugima: I dunno why did i hit moi?

Moi: (hits bro) its a hitting party! quick hit me back


Moi: Where are my shoes?

Mum: I don't know.

Moi: Wait, I put them away!

Kyugima: laughs

Moi:That's different.


Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is unique!!1! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Uglypieceofcheese, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, TTHPfan, Fucker, BoredGOTH, darkwater_reflection, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, Kyuubi-Foxxy-Girl, moi 'n' kyugima

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D :) ;-)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Person Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile... I want my mommy...

If your not fat, your just skinny with a little extra copy and paste this.

My name is Sarah, I am but three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up, All the day long

When I awake, I'm all alone

The house is dark, My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just, One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!, I just heard a car

My daddy is back, From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse, My name he call

I press myself, Against the wall.

I try and hide, From his evil eye

I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words,

He says it’s my fault, That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And I run for the door.

He's already locked it, And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me,Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream, But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain, Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!, Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops, And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah, And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

~HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG~

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.. REPOST THIS--

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1. Drabbleathon reviews
Me attempting to write little mini short stories for Artemis Fowl that aren't a complete waste of time.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-6-09
2. Mind Freak » reviews
Some guy from the future is watching Artemis. Why? How would I know? Written by Moi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S.
3. Short shorts » reviews
Short storys about Artemis and co. Read and review if you liked Artemis' Diary or OOCness. In the new chapters Artemis catches HSM disease and plays with dollies.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 8-24-08 - Artemis F.
4. Artemis' Diary » reviews
Look into Artemis' diary and learn his personal secret secrets that you might not want to know. A more adult version of OOCness. Chapter 3 is finally up! Written by Moi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 5-2-08 - Artemis F.
5. Love is Confusing » reviews
Artemis is back from Hybras and romance is brewing. Minerva likes Artemis but Artemis doesn't like Minerva. Also Artemis thinks he might be falling for Holly! What will he do? Please R n R. No flamers. Written by moi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 4-22-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S.
6. The Matrix reviews
A crossover of Artemis Fowl and the Matrix. No fairies and no pairings other than the usual Trinity/Neo. READ AND REVIEW! Written by Moi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-29-09 - Artemis F.
7. OOCness » reviews
I think the title of this fic explains everything. RnR please. Finally finished. Written by Moi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 10-12-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
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