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| raccoonqueen |
Author has written 60 stories for Simpsons, Misc. Cartoons, Raccoons, Dilbert, X-overs, Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon X-overs, Cats Don't Dance, and Kingdom Hearts. Hey, I'm raccoonqueen, and I'm the ringleader of all my fanfics you read today! It may be hard to believe, but I'm an American who appreciates Canadian television. My first experience with Canada started with Degrassi Junior High (or, as they call it on the N, "Degrassi, Old School"). I never saw the real side of the Great White North until I found out about The Raccoons. Once I saw the episodes on YouTube, I began to fall in love with the series over and over and over again! And ever since that day, I've been going all over the internet looking for ways to satisfy my craving for The Raccoons. First, I signed up on YouTube that had Raccoons videos and got new friends who uploaded them. Next, I found a fansite dedicated to the cartoon. And then--guess what? I'm in here, writing what your eyes are seeing right now. Now that you've read the story of my obsession for The Raccoons, I think it's time you knew about me. Here are some starters: 1. I'M VERY CREATIVE. Sometimes I get some great ideas from episodes of The Raccoons and some from fanfiction in this site as well. And sometimes, I get ideas from the movies and cartoons I watch. Even some of the biggest ideas come from today's headlines! Being off the computer for a long amount of time causes me to lose the ideas I put in my head, so just in case I write them all in my notebook with reminders so I won't get lost in the middle of typing a chapter. 2. I'M A REAL NIGHT OWL. Almost most of the time I stay up late trying to finish a chapter or two on any of my stories. Whenever I'm at a house where I'm told not to stay on for long, I just finish a chapter, come back tomorrow, and then start again. 3. OLD SCHOOL RULES. Not even Spongebob or his undersea chums could outdo the whimsical hijinks of that peanut butter-loving buddy, Bert Raccoon. Naturally, I LOVE cartoons and TV shows from the 80s. Why? I was born in the 80s, of course! It was an era of good clean fun, and no rotten explicity of the modern hip-hop music could break its spell. Speaking of which, I hate today's rap music--what happened to the good old days of breakdancing and radical beats? What happened to the sweet sounds of Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five, Duran Duran, Cyndi Lauper, Thompson Twins, and...well, you'll get the idea. 4. FOOD. The author's secret weapon. I never write or add a new chapter on an empty stomach. Well, now that you have a chance to get to know me full well, I need to tell you one more thing. I hadn't gotten any more reviews on my other stories yet, so read, tell me what you think, and we'll get along just fine! THE NEWS TODAY: All right! I'm going to write two new stories, based on two ideas conceived by a good friend of mine--"Super Cartoon All-Stars: The Great Hero Battle" and "Super Cartoon All-Stars: The Flying Phantom Ship". The first chapter of the first fic will be up tonight, so keep an eye out for it and let me know what you think! | |||||||
1. The Raccoons: The Next Generation » reviewsMy proposed sequel to "Secrets and Heroes"! Join Justice Raccoon and his friends as they go to form a pop-rock band, to rock out the forest and save the universe!Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,823 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-13-13 - Published: 7-7-112. Dogs Don't DanceThree worlds, three different sets of characters, and a magic mirror that started it all. With a mysterious new ally on their side, Danny and his friends team up to combat a greater evil that threatens to tear apart the only world they've known-theirs!Cats Don't Dance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Published: 2-11-133. In The Beginning »The untold history of the world-famous Evergreen Family, and the man that started it all.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,563 - Updated: 2-9-13 - Published: 11-27-124. A Raccoon's Life »The biography of Bert Raccoon Jr., the eldest son of President Bert Raccoon. Rated T for one suggestive scene; don't ask why.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,701 - Published: 11-27-125. Bert Raccoon: The Dream Continues »Part 2 of the series.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,062 - Published: 11-27-12 - Complete6. Bert Raccoon: A Canerican Dream »What happened while Charles Roberts was in the Cryo-Freezer for 994 years? This story has all the answers!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,792 - Published: 11-27-12 - Complete7. TFS: The Italian Mob »The TFS head to Italy to confront a ruthless crime lord.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,869 - Published: 11-27-12 - Complete8. TFS: Return To Vulpes »It's back to the planet Vulpes for the TFS, as they come to mourn the passing of their favorite benefactor. Too bad Charles' long-lost evil twin brother has tagged along to ruin the occasion...X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,717 - Published: 11-27-12 - Complete9. TFS: Be My Baby Doll »Plot: TBAX-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,133 - Published: 11-26-12 - Complete10. TFS: Game Over »It's a life-and-death situation with the TFS in a dangerous version of chess!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,975 - Published: 11-26-12 - Complete11. TFS: A Living Nightmare »What happens when Control Freak builds a machine that will allow nightmares to terrorize the citizens of Canerica? Another mission for the TFS to solve!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,098 - Published: 11-26-12 - Complete12. TFS: The Death Race »When President Raccoon brings back the Great Big Transcontinental Race for the first time in years, the TFS deal with a new enemy and the return of an old friend.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,726 - Published: 11-26-12 - Complete13. TFS: Kisa's First Mission »It's Kisa and her friends' first mission ever, as they try to help their parents free their empire from the cruel iron paw of King Hotter!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,207 - Published: 11-26-12 - Complete14. TFS: Valentine's Doomsday »In the light of Rocky and Honey's engagement and plans for their wedding, Marvin McNasty is back, and so is his evil plot to make every dog in the world mean and nasty!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,982 - Published: 11-26-12 - Complete15. TFS: Divided They Fall »Part 2 of the most epic adventure yet, where the TFS and Fearless Leader's army battle for control of the empire!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,815 - Published: 11-25-12 - Complete16. TFS: United We Stand »Fearless Leader is back to resume his goal of taking over the world. Will he succeed? Not if the TFS can do something about it!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,630 - Published: 11-25-12 - Complete17. TFS: Misadventures In Kid-Sitting »What starts out as a discovery of thirteen orphaned kids on the doorstep leads to a race to rescue the empire from an ancient evil!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,716 - Published: 11-25-12 - Complete18. TFS: The Cat's Last Meow »What do a feline holiday, three powerful enemies, and a secret past of one of the TFS members all have in common? An epic battle of apocalyptic proportions!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,379 - Published: 11-25-12 - Complete19. TFS: The Cairo Caper »Richard Roberts has returned, not only seeking revenge, but also resuming his ongoing quest for world domination! Now aware of their old enemy's escape, the TFS head to Egypt to send Richard and his evil demon family back to where they belong!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,585 - Published: 11-25-12 - Complete20. TFS: Intergalactic Sabotage »Poodles Galore and William the Kid team up with Emperor Zurg to create a weapon which, if activated, could threaten the existence of the entire planet! With the help of a couple of new allies, the TFS venture out to prevent the evil plan from coming to fruition!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,598 - Published: 11-25-12 - Complete21. TFS: The Bridal Brawl »The wedding of Honest John and Dolly turns into a major catastrophe, with the return of Magica De Spell and the wrath of a very angry ex-boyfriend.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,334 - Published: 11-25-12 - Complete22. TFS: Kingdom Of Villains »When the villains take over the Disney Kingdom, it's up to the TFS to bring it back to its rightful owners, with the help of an unexpected ally.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,068 - Published: 11-25-12 - Complete23. Time Toon Cops: A Christmas Adventure »Andrew Raccoon falls for King Bowser's youngest daughter and the TTC fight off the darkness that threatens to expand over the empire.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,381 - Updated: 11-25-12 - Published: 11-15-12 - Complete24. Time Toon Cops: Halloween In Canerica »A mysterious book takes the TTC into the terrifying world of the Treehouse of Horror series.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,591 - Published: 11-15-12 - Complete25. Time Toon Cops: Ralph's Big Adventure »Ralph Raccoon is temporarily left in charge of Canerica, but when a new danger arises all presidential duties have to wait.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,176 - Published: 11-15-12 - Complete26. Time Toon Cops: The Fight Before Christmas »The TTC series' first Christmas special.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,107 - Published: 11-15-12 - Complete27. Time Toon Cops: Morgana's Revenge »A small rocket lands in Bentley and Vanessa's backyard, containing a hybrid alien baby. And what's even worse is that Morgana, after having been defeated two years ago, is back with a vengeance and is scheming to include the baby in her evil plans. Now the TTC must do all they can to stop her before the earth is doomed once more!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,435 - Published: 11-12-12 - Complete28. Time Toon Cops: The Next Generation »Plot: Former president Charles Roberts has woken up to a bright new future, but he learns that a new enemy has come along to ruin that future. So the Time Toon Cops must reunite to participate in a battle that'll determine the fate of the world!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,651 - Updated: 11-10-12 - Published: 10-4-12 - Complete29. Time Toon Cops, The Revised Edition »Plot: When Hamsterviel goes back in time to 2013 to steal the presidency, the Time Toon Cops must stop him.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,326 - Published: 10-4-12 - Complete30. You'll Always Still Be A Royal Couple To Us »George and Nicole Raccoon are suffering a mid-life crisis and long to be younger. But what happens when the ghosts of two historical figures possess the couple? The residents of the forest are in for a shock of their lives...Crossover - X-overs & Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Published: 5-16-1231. Super Cartoon All Stars: The Great 150 Hero Battle »Cyril Sneer forms an alliance with the Toad Air Marshal, in order to invade Earth along with the other 80's and 90's enemies that have also been revived. It's up to Brian Harrison and his favorite 80s-90s characters to team up to fight this new threat!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,413 - Published: 11-21-1132. Kingdom Hearts 3When Kairi and the orginal Princesses of Hearts disappear again, Sora reunites with Donald and Goofy on a journey through new worlds and meeting new friends and enemies, in order to get them back!Crossover - X-overs & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Published: 9-4-1133. Cartoon Heroes »Queen Jenny, ruler of the magical land of Fantasia, is depressed; what's even worse is that an evil ringmaster is out to take over her kingdom! Now it's up to the toons to make her laugh and save the day!X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,890 - Updated: 6-25-11 - Published: 3-18-11 - Complete34. Toon Force Squad: A New Begining »When General Scar, Dark Lola Bunnie, and the son of the late Psycho Armington go out to take over Earth and avenge his death, the Toon Force Squad-a new team created by merging the TTC and the TMP-set out in outer space to protect their beloved turf!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,399 - Updated: 6-1-11 - Published: 5-12-11 - Complete35. Maybe Baby »When Cedric's new invention hits Lisa and becomes pregnant with a young creature with a confusing ancestry, Bert and his pals try their best to protect it from a new kind of threat-Violet Fox, the tabloids queen, and her trio of weasel goons!Crossover - Cartoon X-overs & Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,899 - Updated: 5-20-11 - Published: 5-11-11 - Complete36. Time Toon Cops: Tomb of the Dark Smashers » reviewsA challenge has been sent forth to the Time Toon Cops from Dark Bowser himself-a smash tournament in Neo-New York City, where the prize is total world domination! Can the cops take him down or will they be taken down themselves?X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-12-11 - Published: 3-14-11 - Complete37. A Raccoon Wedding »Bert and Lisa are planning the wedding of their dreams. But Cyril Sneer has a different plan of his own: building a theme park atop Lover's Peak! Can Bert and his pals save the landmark before it's too late?Crossover - Cartoon X-overs & Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,189 - Updated: 4-23-11 - Published: 12-16-10 - Complete38. Time Toon Cops: Island Of The Lost »What starts out as a pleasant journey on a cruise ship in the Bahamas turns into a nightmare when the boat crosses the Bermuda Triangle and it gets sunk. And Bert Jr. ends up unexpectedly marooned...with a hidden society of modern-day pirates!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,080 - Updated: 3-13-11 - Published: 2-6-11 - Complete39. The Zoo 2: A New Nightmare »It's been several years since the Red Guy was defeated and the toons were freed. But when Chris McLean reopens the zoo and captures all the H-B toons and other classic toons , it's up to the girls to rescue them and stop the cruel villain's evil plan!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,358 - Updated: 3-5-11 - Published: 2-19-1140. Time Toon Cops: The Big Green Team »Twenty years has passed and peace has reigned over Canerica...until High Roller kills President Raccoon and takes over the country. Now the kids of the TTC have to carry on Bert's legacy by beating High Roller and saving their homeland!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,494 - Updated: 2-6-11 - Published: 1-2-11 - Complete41. Time Toon Cops: The Race Is On! »President Bert Raccoon decides to bring back the Great Big Transcontinental Race. When an old rival from Ralph's past shows up to pose a challenge, Ralph decides to spring back into action. Will he win again or will he slump back into Loserville?X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,420 - Updated: 12-13-10 - Published: 10-6-10 - Complete42. Time Toon Cops: The Treasure Of Tara »President Bert Raccoon and his family were a great influence in their country. But when a stunning centuries-old family secret is revealed and a plot to assassinate the president comes to light, what will the TTC do? First chapter up.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,604 - Updated: 10-6-10 - Published: 9-28-10 - Complete43. The Raccoons: Tying The Knot » reviewsInspired by Harun85's "Dungeon". A "What If" story, in which Lisa doesn't die. You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of her dreams! First chapter up, more still to come.Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-10 - Published: 9-19-1044. Time Toon Cops: The Curse Of Morgana »A Kryptonite shard is hidden in Tokyo, and Psycho Armington and his evil team are out to get their hands on it. Can the Time Toon Cops stop them before they can unleash pure hell on earth? Find out in this exciting story!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,049 - Updated: 9-18-10 - Published: 7-17-10 - Complete45. Time Toon Cops: Attack Of The Dark Vampire Toons »The Time Toon Cops battle the Dark Vampire Toons, with the help of a new friend, in their biggest action-packed adventure yet!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,972 - Updated: 12-20-09 - Published: 7-23-09 - Complete46. The Zoo » reviewsThe Zoo...a cold and dark prison that held all the classic HB cartoon characters we know and hold so dear. But when a mysterious person shows up with her plan of salvation for her friends, a bright future is revealed. Rated T as a caution.Hanna-Barbera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,818 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 6-27-09 - Complete47. Time Toon Cops: Lights, Camera, Kaboom! »A new Agent R movie is going to be filmed in the Evergreen Forest-and Bentley Raccoon will be in it. But what happens when the evil Bomb Bandit breaks out and decides to start things off with a bang? You'll get a blast out of this TTC episode!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,726 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 2-16-09 - Complete48. Charbonneau Mysteries: The Missing Statue »Another segment of my famous "Charbonneau Mysteries". Luna Charbonneau and her family and friends travel to Boston, where she finds true love and solves one of the most baffling mysteries of all time! Chapter 1 coming soon. Read and review.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,740 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 1-16-0949. The Raccoon Family Chronicles »A story about the world's biggest family, based on the ongoing conversation between me and my friend from YouTube. A Raccoons/Dreamstone/Hanna-Barbera/Happy Tree Friends/Misc. crossover. Rated T for Eric/Eric II's cussing.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,861 - Published: 6-5-0950. And Baby Makes Five » reviewsSequel to "The Sleuth and the Mechanic". The story of Sherlock and Eldona Fox's ever-feisty daughter, Levania.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 3-15-0951. Time Toon Cops: Oh, Baby! »Bentley Raccoon gets hit by a rocket and becomes pregnant with something out of the ordinary. But what is it? The TTC have yet to solve this strange caper. Lots of action and mpreg included.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,615 - Updated: 2-16-09 - Published: 1-18-09 - Complete52. Albert and Me reviewsBased on the show What would happen if Dilbert was allowed to keep the mixed-up alien baby? This story reveals the answer. Based on the episodes "The Pregnancy" and "The Delivery". Chapter 1 up and done.Dilbert - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-0853. The Newest Addition »Bert Raccoon discovers an ancient comet deep in the heart of the Evergreen Forest, and soon strange things start happening to him. But what was in it? First Raccoons mpreg.Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,955 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 10-23-08 - Complete54. PowerPaws » reviewsA teenage girl wakes up 1,000 years into the future, in a world governed by toons. Now a raccoon/human hybrid superhero, she must take the necessary steps to protect Canerica and defeat the evil that harms it! Chapter 7 up.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,654 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-17-08 - Published: 9-23-0755. The PowerPaws Halloween SpooktacularHalloween comes to Canerica, and everybody's in the mood for a little holiday spirit. To Luna Charbonneau, however, it's not all candy corn and costumes when her family rents a mysterious-looking house with a spooky past. Chapter 1 up.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Published: 10-7-0856. Charbonneau Mysteries: The Mixed Up Family TreeThere was a startling secret that Bert's been keeping about his twin sons since their birth. Now that Luna has revealed it, it's up to her to pick up the pieces to solve one of the world's craziest cases ever! Chapter 1 up.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Published: 8-9-0857. The Worst Aniversary Party In The Evergreen Forest reviewsToday is Forest and Lucky Sneer's 25th wedding aniversary. But what happens when things don't go just as they planned? New story, chapter 1 up.Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-0858. PowerPaws 4: Luna's Great AdventureLuna Charbonneau is a frisky young hybrid who really loves to spice things up. But when a mysterious person shows up, can Luna team up with her pals to uncover that person's past? Chapter 1 up.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Published: 2-18-0859. Nothing Will Tear Us Apart »Bert and Lisa had been in love for 18 years. But will it last? The story of Bert and Lisa's engagement and the begining of the Raccoon saga.Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,096 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 10-14-0760. Young Hearts, Be Free Tonight reviewsLevi Bernstein is very willing to risk it all to search for love and marriage. But when he meets a wild and freespirited woman, will Cupid's arrows point to love at first sight? My first Simpsons fanfiction! Whoohoo!Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-3-07
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