HI I am NUMA-WAFFLE

Email: numawaffle@googlemail.com

My Forum; http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/NUMA-WAFFLE/1350531/

EVERYONE VOTE ON MY POLL, PLEASE.

Most of my stories are either complete or on very long Hiatus. I am only working on The Game. And two Final Fantasy stories, a few one shots, 2 yet be be maned stories and Shinobi Heaven 2.

My Favourite stuff;

SWORDS; LEATHAL KILLING, YET POWERFUL PROTECTORS, A SWORD HAS SO MUCH POSSIBILITIES AND ITS SHINY :-)

FOOD; Waffles, ice cream, sugar...

SHOWS; Naruto,(Shark and Plant people, Ninjas, fighting, whats not to like) GO KISAME and TOBI, I hate Sasuke

Bleach,(Swords,cool music,blood,again what not to like)

DBZ,(Fighting,)GO VEGETA"PRINCE OF ALL SAYINS"

.Hack// series (it's so funny and interesting.)

Busou Renkin is one of the greatest anime ever, it has everything; humor, monsters, weapons, fighting, and an amazing intro song, and many other cool things. you must watch it, I PROMIS THAT YOU WON'T BE DISSAPOINTED, AND IT WILL NOT BE A WASTE OF TIME! The whole series is so good, from beginning to end.

Chrono Crusade: an awsome anime, also a must see, the ending is one of the saddest I have seen, it really gets to you... you must see it.

GAMES;

American Mcgees Alice!!

COD 1-5

ALMOST EVERY PC GAME.

FINAL FANTASY;(A fantasy world/ RED XIII,VINCENT,CLOUD,SQUALL,LUGUNA, VIVI)

TEKKEN;(FIGHTING,YAY)GON,HWOARANG,BRYAN FURY)

ALOT OF OTHERS...

My Favourite; THING TO DO: Spend time with my friends : MOVIES, LANS, just hunging out at thier houses.

My favourite grouped characters. (not xxx)
Naruto and Jiraiya
Deidara and Tobi
Yachiru and anyone
Anemone and Dominic
Sasuke and Itachi
Tobi and anyone
many more

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

Im Sorry;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

You know that when Naruto is taking over your life you:

· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Your hair is black and you wear red contacts.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a Frisbee.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friends's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

I will write lots of random Naruto things so if you hate random things or bad things happening to sasuke you may not want to read some of my stories.

MY first story is about Itachi and Sasuke, It's ment to be funny, THE TRUE POWER OF UCHIHA please read and review.

My second story is Hidan and an adventure to his home town of-, and a lost friend. read to find out.Please review.

My 3rd story is about Deidara, and he is sick... TOBI to the rescue...

My 4th is just a little thing I'm doing to pass the time, phone calls to the 911 and others, called Naruto Emergancy Services.

My 5th is about the three year time skip, following Naruto and Jiraiya. What did Naruto really learn...?

My 6th is An Akatsuki holiday to the Snow Country, it also has the evil contests. Fun for EVIL.

My 7th is one of my best, SHINOBI HEAVEN, tells you what really happens to shinobi when they die.

My 8th is a mission that will change Naruto's life for ever... The Unexpected Mission

MY other stories are below...