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coffeelover369
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since: 08-13-07, id: 1351000
Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride.

hello to all and welcome to my profile.

being that this is a profile here are some things about me.

i have found my clone!!! shes a member on this site too! she's roughdiamond5. so go check out her pro and stories!

i am currently attending -mmhhph- high school and i'm in the 9th grade. i have no fan fics yet but am currently working with my collaberator (hehe thats sounds so offical) on a maximum ride one. it should be up soon because now that im back in school it is a lot easier to edit and such being that i have every off period with her. i absolutely love reading the max ride series (oh how i love fang). i have read the books soo many times that i could practaly recite them word for word (i know i have no life). my other great love is drawing so visit my deviantart page i drew none other than the flock. heres da website for anyone who's interested...

http://luckybunny.deviantart.com/

age: between 1 and 100

name: i'm known by many but you can call me nancy

residence: my own little world but its okay they know me here

interests: READING writing drawing listening to music talking to my clone oggling over fang and edward (but who doesn't?) hanging out with friends and being weird

fav band: green day

fav song: boulavard of broken dreams

fav book(s): maximum ride twilight and a bunch of others that just don't compare to the other two

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fav quotes:

the early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

i've got ADD and magic markers. oh the fun i will have!

when life gives you lemons make orange juice and sit back and let other people wonder how you did it.

the early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

i like buffalo they're like badass cows

yeah sure i act like an immature idiot but at least i have fun.

this is my friends and mine catch phrase (i know we're complete dorks for having our own catch phrase but frankly i don't give a hoot)

your just jealous because we act like complete retards in public and people still love us.

here are some random things...

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If you're a girl and you've ever beaten a guy in an arm wrestle, copy the Flaming Heart of Youthfulness into your profile! (sorry girls only)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of MR3, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't wait to get your hands on the book above, (or already have) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you do NOT think astrology is cheesy and no good, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know the name of the Hogwarts Care of Magical Creatures teacher/Gamekeeper before Hagrid, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

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)¸•´ )¸•´)

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story)

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you only like to copy but hate pasting, copy this but don't paste it into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (My friend told him the second to last day of school!), coffeelover369

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

(just how much do i love chocolate lets just say alot)

If people think you are mentally insane (or you are)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (yes i have and shes a member but shes more of a clone so does that still count?)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax, coffeelover369

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

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(='.'=)
('')_('')
Copy the bunny onto your profile because it is cute for something made out of curves, quotation marks, and other random things

[(o.o) Copy the doggy into your profile because MysticalPearl made it up and it is giving you sad eyes

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile

If you randomly sing this part of Umbrella, copy and paste this into your profile and write your name down:"Under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe , ehe," Mystical Pearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax, coffelover369

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile and write your name: MysticalPearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax, coffeelover369 (i just did)

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) MHAHAHAHAH!!!

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under two hours, copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (now i know how max feels)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, coffeelover369

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile (im sorry max but i deserve fang)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, coffeelover369

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, coffeelover369

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Fang = 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott!

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (like every time!)

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer (it was my daddy)

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared?)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i once asked my mom how to spell "I" then she laughed at me and told me to look it up in the dictionary)

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!!)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your pro

If you've accidentally called one of your sblings or friends Max, Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel or Total copy and paste this is you profile

If every time someone asked you about what maximum ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your pro

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

IF YOU MAKE RANDOM FISHY FACES AT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU PRO

IF IGGY'S YOUR LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST GROWLED AT NOTHING TWO SECONDS AGO AND SLAPPED YOURSELF KISSED IT AND BROKE DOWN DANCING COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOU PROFILE

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But Did I listen? NO.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not down. Up.)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (See above.)

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (my friend does that too in fact her nick name is constipated farm animal or noise maker)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Been over this)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile



1. Flying the Storm Out » reviews
The flock decide to head back to Colorado for some down time but end up splitting up due to a blizzard and running into Breanna and Nancy. It is now up to Nancy and Breanna to reunite them. More detailed summary inside. major twist! MR4 OUT 3/17/08! WOOT!
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 1-13-08
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