smorgasbord
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since: 08-13-07, id: 1351387, Profile Updated: 03-28-13
country: Canada
Author has written 16 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Twilight, Once Upon a Time, Greek Mythology, Tudors, Harry Potter, Thor, and Snow White and the Huntsman.

'My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face.' - Rigby Reardon, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

'Yeah, I've got love handles but I cannot handle love' - Said the Whale, Howe Sounds

'Sometimes I just like to steal.' - Jay Hogart, The Diary of Jay Hogart


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1. i'm on a river that winds on forever » reviews
A series of short stories that chronicle the parenting experience Lucius and Narcissa would have had if Draco was a girl (and also Voldemort maybe, probably, definitely doesn't exist here). Originally from tumblr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-9-13 - Published: 3-31-13 - Draco M. & Lucius M. - Complete
2. they'll be looking for me reviews
Helblindi finds his brother. Written for norsekink.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-19-13 - Loki & King Laufey - Complete
3. the only souls i see are ghosts reviews
Odin remakes the world for his son, and fails again.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-2-13 - Odin & Loki - Complete
4. my hands are wandering » reviews
Hera's adventures after 'stung by the light of the sun'.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 3-21-13 - Published: 9-25-12 - Hera - Complete
5. eat, prey » reviews
Modern au in which Henry VIII is a reluctant food critic and Francis I and Charles V are chefs trying to sway his vote.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-15-12 - Published: 9-11-12 - King Henry VIII - Complete
6. our love is no mystery reviews
A re-imagining of the relationship between Edward Seymour and Anne Boleyn.
Tudors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-12 - Edward Seymour & Anne Boleyn - Complete
7. hail! gloriana reviews
Elizabeth is queen of the golden age, Henry is a ghost.
Tudors - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-12 - King Henry VIII & Princess Elizabeth - Complete
8. they dance into the night » reviews
In another world Sarah is also called Snow. Now a twoshot with sassy Rumbelle and Jefferson.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-20-12 - Published: 8-3-12 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard & Eric/The Huntsman - Complete
9. we've got our hearts on safe reviews
Three prompt fills for Zero the Winter God. Oh Hera you heart-breaker. Hera/Multi
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-12 - Hera - Complete
10. your heart is a wicked thing reviews
PP prompted: Pirithous, Hades, comeuppance. Hades is judge and jury, Persephone is executioner.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-12 - Hades & Persephone - Complete
11. somewhere lost in emptiness reviews
Olympus, after Hera's exodus. Companion piece to 'stung by the light of the sun'.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-14-12 - Zeus & Hera - Complete
12. stung by the light of the sun reviews
Hera leaves Zeus, in thirteen parts. Some Hades/Persephone.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-9-12 - Zeus & Hera - Complete
13. she's a strange kind of horrible reviews
Renesmee is not like the rest of her family. Kind-of-character study, psuedo-horror, slight imprint bashing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-12 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Bella - Complete
14. maybe someday I will reviews
Renesmee plays runaway bride.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-12 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
15. Can You See Us » reviews
Several weeks prior to the events of The Dark Knight. Two of our beloved characters encountered a stranger who interprets their fates and see their futures.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 9-19-09 - Bruce W./Batman & Harvey D. - Complete
16. And The Joker Was His Name reviews
The Joker visits a local health clinic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 8-20-09 - Joker - Complete