Hello Ebullibody? Ish yoo all having a shpectatacular time?

Yay Hypello-talk (waves hands in air swaying from side to side)

Anyway, now that specific bit of insanity is over;

My name; I have many names, There are those who call me... Tim...

They are fools, for that is not my True Name!!

Und jetzt kommen wir zur meine Alte.

I'm not going to tell you how old I am either. How dare you ask such a personal question... I should stop talking to you for that...

...Oh the hell with it. I could never stay mad at you... Wait, you're not... Who are you,what the hell are you doing inside my head...

Oh... right... that...

Okay, You all have my sincerest Apple-ogies.

Sorry, I'll try and stop it from happening again, but I can give you no garauntees.

Stuff I like... hmm, too much to list really, you're probably all tired of reading the explosive textual Diarrhoea that is this self-profile anyway, so I'll keep it quick and honest, I like most sorts of stuff, there are few things which I actively dislike. 'Gangsta Rap' is one of them, Cross overs and/or alternate universe stories are another.

I don't have a problem with M rated stuff, whatever it revolves around, and as you've probably noticed (or at least will soon) I've written one myself, and will probably write at least one more once I get sorted and start writing again. My favourite M-Rated stories tend to revolve around FFX and FFX-2. I just love Rikku!! YAY RIKKU!! the number of times I've wished I could just climb inside the TV and go to Spira...(gazing into space with expression of longing) It's probably wrong, but, Eh! What do I care?

Well, That's me, and So's this, and the guy floating around my room is too. If you got this far I congratulate you...I barely made it. It really was pointless though, you didn't really learn anything about me, but I learned less about you, so were even, I'll just have to keep watching you...

Did I just say that out loud?

Oh It's too hot today.

Irrelevant as most of that was, I hope you found it enlightening.

Basically, this next bit is here because I've seen it on a few profiles, and thought I'd have a go; Favourite Quotes. Yay quoting!

Liar Liar: Fletcher Reade to Client - Stop Breakin' the Law ASSHOLE!!

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest: Jack Sparrow - I love those moments; I like to wave at them as they pass by.

PotC: DMC: Jack Sparrow - Is this a dream?... I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.

Halo 2: Sgt Johnson - I don't wanna kill you, but you're just too ugly to let live!

Halo 2: Sgt Johnson - When I joined the Corp. we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks and rock to every platoon! And we had to SHARE the rock!! So buck up boy 'cause you are one VERY lucky Marine!

Lord of The Rings:Return of the King: Gimli to Legolas (over dead Mumak) - That Still Counts As ONE!!

Ciaphas Cain: Chapter Heading quote - Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise, and those little cheesy things on sticks.

BASEketball: Doug Reamer - (opens half of shirt showing naked woman bent over) - Opponent - Hey that's my wife! - Doug - (opens other half) Yeah, and this is me!

Team America: Czechnian Terrorist to Gary - I like you! You have Balls! I LIKE Balls!

Family Guy: Peter - (slams open toilet cubicle door for third time/woman screams) Gah, Didn't you hear me? I'm retarded. - Woman in Cubicle - Oh, you're just curious. Well, let me show you how everything works down here!

Ace Ventura Pet Detecitve: Ace (Coming out of toilet) - Do NOT go in there! WHEW!

Liar Liar: Fletcher Reade to random guy - I'm Kickin' My ASS D'ya Mind!?

Family Guy: Stewie - What the Deuce?

Family Guy: Brian - You're Drunk - Stewie - You're Sexy!

X-men: Wolverine - Woah! It's me! - Cyclopse - Prove It! - Wolverine - You're a Dick

Hellsing Ultimate: Sir Integra Fairbrooke Wingates Hellsing to Seras Victoria - You're too loud Police Girl. I don't care if you are a Vampire. You're still English; have some manners.

X-men 3: Logan - The whole world's goin' to Hell; you're just going to sit there?

X-men 3: Juggernaught - Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaught. BITCH!

Giantslayer: Albion Hard-man: What're you looking at? Gotrek: I don't know, but it's looking back!

Going Postal: Lord Havelock Vetinari: (while correcting the spelling on an official report) One must always consider the psychology of the individual.That is what I do all the time and lamentably, Drumknott, you do not always do. That is why he has walked off with your pencil.

Dark Knight: Lucius Fox - So you think that your employer, the richest man in Gotham, is secretly a masked vigilante who goes around at night beating up criminals with his fists...And Your plan is to blackmail this person...?

more to come!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you are so obsessed with something you add yourself and play out many, many, many different scenarios in your own mind and are almost certain they are going to happen .Crazy is when you daydream for three hours straight about being in your favorite movie. Crazy is when you put gummy rings around two gummy bears, act out the entire wedding ceremony, then smash them into the table. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Is it just me, or are Vampires the coolest supernaturals EVER?