Understandable Enigma

e·nig·ma:
noun
1. a person of puzzling or contradictory character
2. One that is puzzling, ambiguous, or inexplicable
3. something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

My name is an oxymoron. Why? Because the word "oxymoron" is fun to say. Also because I am an enigma, or so people say. I have many moods and personality traits, and no one understands me completely, yet still they understand me. I am an Understandable Enigma. Well, now that we got my name explanation out of the way, let me tell you about myself.

REAL Name: Enigma
Age: 17
Likes: life, animals, music, java (coffee), anime, manga, good grammar, reading, writing, and air conditioning
Dislikes: idiots, non-air-conditioned places, singing, bad grammar, and mushrooms
Lives: in the good old US, land of the fat people!
Gender: Female, thank Kami-sama

Favorites!

Color: Red
Animal: Tiger
Food: ramen of course
Candy: chocolate
Number: 7
Show (not anime): Attack of the Show
Manga: can't choose!
Book: AHA! I thought of it! "The Amulet of Samarkand" by Jonathan Stroud
Movie: Bah, I never watch movies anymore anyway...
Sport: I've recently discovered that I love to WATCH baseball, so...
Holiday: HALLOWEEN!

I have lots of favorite animes/mangas, but the main ones are Bleach and Naruto, but I also adore Devil May Cry, Inuyasha, FMA...etc. My favorite character of all time is a battle between Gaara from Naruto, Ichigo from Bleach, and Dante from Devil May Cry. Why those three? BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD SEXY, THAT'S WHY!!

!!PAIRINGS!!

nARUTO

GaaraOC: I think that Gaara should be with someone special, and OCs usually fit the bill best.

GaaraSakura: this is also an acceptable pairing. (I would never write it)

NarutoHinata: this is just absolutely adorable and I crave it.

NarutoSasuke/SasukeNaruto: i like it, so sue me! Cliché but whatever. (Would NOT write it)

NejiTenten: Nej just doesn't work with anyone else, sorry.

ShikamaruTemari: they work way better than ShikamaruIno, sorry people they just do.

ShikamaruIno: not my favorite, but it's popular and some authors make it work. (wouldn't ever write this either)

bLEACH

IchigoRukia: this is cute, but completely obvious...it's still good though.

IchigoOrihime: it's so completely adorable! just like NarutoHinata.

RenjiRukia: 'tis cute! (wouldn't write it though)

ToushiroMomo: they are cute together, except the age difference. (wouldn't write it)

ToshiroKarin: this is really funny, especially if you think of Ichigo's reaction.

ShunsuiNanao: even though she hates it when he flirts with her, you can tell she craves it!

UryuuOrihime: it's so obvious he likes her. (couldn't write it if I tried...it'd be weird...)

ChadRangiku: don't mind that one, it's just me and my insanity -_-'

STORY LIST

Fire Tigress: currently: 1 chapter... chances of updates: very low... why?: lack of reviews / inspiration

Complex: currently: 9 chapters... chance of updates: very high... why?: threat of bodily harm / mucho inspiration =D