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since: 12-05-01, id: 135304
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Author has written 8 stories for Book X-overs, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Lost.

Hello everyone, today is Friday, August 18th (OMG! SNAKES ON A PLANE!) and I'd just like to say that I'm going to actually start updating stuff again. Why you ask? Well, because, as a poor art student, I need something to pass the time in between school and episodes of Lost and working on projects (including a movie script which refuses to write itself). Unfortunatly, my shiny new Mac computer (which I needed cause I'm going into film editing) is not compatable with Fanfiction.Net (and several other sites. It's really starting to piss me off), so I have to upload through a PC which means I have to first buy Word for Mac. Oh joy. More money I don't have (I used some of my college account to buy this freaking copmuter). So...yeah...um, I'll update soon?

I will now make the LONGEST BIO IN HISTORY! Why? Because I'm excessively bored. I'm just going to put a bunch of quotes here that I think might possibly be funny but you might not. Whatever:

"There is a Cambells soup can around his neck. That is the best product placement I have ever seen..." -Me watching the 1967 version if The Producers

"Cation: Flammable Attention: Inflammable" ~On a perfume tag (no, I'm not kidding)

"Green Day Fan Since 1995. Corrupting Minds Since 1996." ~My pants...don't ask

"He's a skinny, white, German guy who can't dance. What's not to love?" ~Me on Dominic Monaghan.

"Yeah, let’s say we land on a tropical island in the middle of nowhere, right? I mean, plane crash, people dead, all that. Now, there's something creepy in the forest that’s knocking down trees and, we find out later, someone’s been on the island for an extremely long time. Answer me this; how would a Polar Bear survive?" ~Me to my biology teacher on Polar Bears, Lost, and the randomness of said show.

"Everything about life I didn't learn from ER I learned by watching Lost..." ~Dummies Guide to Lost

"I'm Lost!" ~a bunch of IM's Tiffany got that I swear I had nothing to do with.

(Me): Allie is having trouble finding stuff for Woody for his birthday. Have any ideas?
(Ian): stripper

"I swear, it's menopause."
"The hell?"
"We're talking about Pink Floyd." -Woody, Me, and Ian (yes, they explained themselves, but I'm still like, 'WTF!')

"//quoting Daily Show// Martha Stewart, public enemy number...752-"
"752! She's in the single digits!"
"Martha Stewart?"
"Yeah! Well, if you take out all the terrorists and shit...wait, no, that came out wrong: If you take away all the people with bombs..." -Me and Tiffany

"Here's a fun drinking game. Every time you hear the phrase 'furious but futile protest from democrats' take a swig. By the time Jeb Bush is president, you'll be so wasted that you won't notice the war in Syria." -Jon Stewart

"A Canadian website is now saying we showed this judge according to a Daily Show report."
"A Daily Show report?"
"It's an oxymoron!"
"Thank you. And, by the way, I've been called worse." -Brian Williams and Jon Stewart

"There is no such thing as a Daily Show report, we did not check our facts on that report and, I'll tell you why we didn't, because we don't check facts." -Jon Stewart

"I never thought US officials would lie." -Jon Stewart

"It really looks like, 'Oh shit! I gotta make a call!'" -Jon Stewart

//screen shows 'Syria's Unfortunate Events'//
"You know, we don't just put up the first idea that enters our heads, we spend all morning on this." -Jon Stewart

//screen shows Rice-a-Rongi//
"That was literally the first idea we had this morning..." -Jon Stewart

"The Micheal Jackson trial is a perfect chance for news and entertainment to come together and finally destroy themselves." -Lewis Black

"They just pimped my day." -Jon Stewart

"If Fiddy and Game can resolve their differencesm then there maybe some peazec in the Midzeazst...who looks more awkard saying that kind of line then little Whity-McWhity here?" -Jon Stewart

"I really think their foriegn policy goal is to spread iorny thoughout the world." -Jon Stewart

"Jon, you can't have your Democracy and eat it, too." -Samantha Bee

"And, as the president is fond of saying, we'll bomb that bridge when we come to it." -Samantha Bee

"Oh! So God's right there in your hearts...remind me again why you need a monument?" -Stephan Cobert

"At that moment a dark presence emerged from the catacombs of CNN and darkly proclaimed, 'The child is mine! Precious! So precious!'" -Jon Stewart

"Democrats have employed little Hurcules, Richers Sandract, to follow Mcully around the country and kick his ass." -Jon Stewart

"Wow...Brian Williams ran a story that he said was confermed and turned out to be false...welcome to network news baby!" -Jon Stewart

"Now, see, here's where the foul part comes in; we're showing you his face blurred in, but NBC...thinking he was dead...they no blurry him." -Jon Stewart

"Now, that should be New Yorks slogan, 'Welcome! Now get out!'" -Lewis Black

"I was busy waiting all night for the Columbus Day Bunny to come down my chimney and light fireworks in my pumpkin."
"...There's so much wrong with that."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you were Jewish." -Mo Rocca and Jon Stewart

"We won. Rebuilding is for losers. Time to party. And then it's off to Syria for the next invasion."
"Are we invading Syria?"
"Am I still bound by the military's restrictions on embedded reporters?"
"Yes."
"Then no." -Steven Colbert and Jon Stewart

"The US Military has given Saddam Hussein a message, and tonight a military aircraft will be flying over Iraq, broadcasting that same message to the Iraqi people."
"That message is: 'Heads up.'" -Bush and Jon Stewart

"The judgement marks a key victory for the recording industry, in its aggressive battle against poor high school students and fun." -Jon Stewart

"You've probably heard the news, unless you were in a hole, in which case, you were probably the guy we caught." -Jon Stewart

"President Bush announced that we were landing on Mars today...which means he's given up on Earth." -Jon Stewart

(after showing a clip in which Jay Leno introduces Arnold Schwarzenegger as the new Governor of California) "Well, there you have it. We now officially live in the Matrix." -Jon Stewart

"(in Isreal) At first I was hesitant about coming here. But since I have been here, I have realised that Isreal is no more dangerous than New York City."
"...we have got to get the fuck out of New York City, man." -Madonna and Jon Stewart

(after footage of Jerry Falwell saying "Blow them all away in the name of the Lord") "This just in, Jesus has quit." -Stephan Colbert

(after being "elected" in the controversial 2000 election) "I was not elected to serve on party."
"You were not elected." -Bush and Jon Stewart

"I love the people who put 'Charlie' and 'rated for drug references' in the same summary. If Charlie is in it, there's going to be some f-king drug references." ~Me on the new Lost section on FF.Net.

Charlie: "Oh, by the way, I found this." //holds up Kates' shirt//

Kate: //takes shirt// "It was full of bees."

Charlie: "I would have thought C's actually" ~Charlie and Kate in 'House of the Rising Sun'. I will now love Charlie forever (unfortunately, Claire kind of got to him first, and I don't want to mess with a hormonal pregnant woman who can probably kick my ass)

“Dude! Just pee on it!” ~ Hurley from Lost. If you didn’t watch the show, don’t ask.

“Dear Diary,
Still stuck on the bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug.
Love,
Claire” ~Charlie

“Impact velocity…physics my ass!” ~Sawyer/James/whatever the hell his real name is

"You got a band-aid?" ~Sawyer

"I'm not funny?" ~Charlie

"Have you been using that wacky paste stuff that made me see my sister get eaten?" ~Boone

"Sorry, doc, sounds fun, but my insurance ran out." ~Sawyar

"I don't think I can spell 'Trebuchet'." ~Boone

"Dude, it looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter." ~Hurley

"How do I check for that dialating thing?" ~Charlie

"Me Kate. Me throw rock." ~Kate

"Oh, you're not crazy. Crazy people think they're getting saner." ~Locke

"Guess what? I just shot a Polar Bear!" ~Sawyar

"It's the best bloody peanut butter I've ever tasted!" ~Charlie

"I've never been so happy to hear the French!" ~Charlie

"I have an irrational fear of bees." ~Charlie

"What? You smell blood on the wind?" ~Boone

"Did they teach you how to predict the weather at the box company?" ~Boone

"One sugar plum fairy...two sugar plum fairies..." ~Charlie

"If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby! //pause// Let me explain. I'm a drug addict-I mean, I was a drug addict! But I'm clean now!"
"Just get Jack!" ~Charlie and Claire

"Dudes, listen: Our lives suck." ~Hurley

"Polar bear?"
"You didn't hear about the polar bear?" ~Micheal and Charlie

"Are you playing golf? ...can I play?" ~Sullivan

"We need to go to the crappy town where I'm hero." ~ Wash from Firefly

"You think you could do my hair too?"
"Out!" ~ Malcolm and Inara, members of the 'Just Snog Already!' club (along with Charlie and Claire)

"(apparently mimiking Mike) Tre, we hate to tell you this, man, but you know Shelly? Your drum set? She hasn't actually been talking back to you. Billie bought 'Ventreliquism for Dummies' and we kinda got carried away... Sorry, man." -Sarah B.

"All my religious beliefes are based off Star Wars." ~Mike Dirnt (who is officially the coolest person ever)

"Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible." -Mike

"Our 'Waiting' video was totally a failure. MTV doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now." -Billie Joe

"You'd think we were really good at writing songs or something." -Tre

"All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!" -Billie Joe

"I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens..." -Tre

"Green day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good." -Mike

"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot." -Billie Joe

(On Who's Most Accident Prone): "It used to be Mike, but lately I've been catching up." -Tre

"What? You can heckle me if you want, it's okay, I won't understand!" (at a foreign concert) -Billie Joe

"I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!" -Billie Joe

"'Welcome to Montreal-- fuck you', would be a good sign at your highways." -Billie Joe

"I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons." -Mike

"They have bad taste. I am NOT a good-looking guy. (Billie, when asked about his infatuated fans)"

"I have a message for all the kids out there: I didn't complete high school, and I'm very rich very successful." -Tre

"Fear Factor: Who can take my xylaphone playing for more then 7 minutes?" -Billie Joe

"It's a good year when you make up a name for a drink and you have a number one album. Oh! And you make up a sexual position. The Bullwinkle. I could demonstrate-"
"But he'd need a volenteer."
"How much do you want to bet that every girl in that room just raised her hand?"~Tre Cool, Billie Joe, and me (seriously, how much?)

"Uh...wanna have sex and get married! Sorry..." ~Billie Joe and pick-up lines ("Yes." Tiffany and Chelsea...we're weird...)

"I like me that Duran Duran." ~Tre Cool on guilty pleasures in his CD collection

"I would say...uh...the second season of American Idol."
"Oh! I can beat it! I bought William Hung!" ~Billie Joe and Mike Dirnt (same as above), apparently it turned into a contest...

"This song is called American Idiot. It's about me." ~Billie Joe

"I can suck my own."
//Billie and Mike start laughing// "That's your munchie of choice." -Tre and Mike (Ax-How dirty boys get clean O.o If people can post kinky sex fics, I can post my kinky Green Day quotes)

"Lets go shopping!" -Billie Joe

"We're Green Day and we're getting in the van to film the video for the first single off our album American Idiot! Come with us! //jumps in// Actually, not really. //shuts door//" -Tre

"Okay, who's going to steal the car?"
"It looks like it's gunna be...me! //climbs in drivers seat and starts driving//" -Billie Joe and Tre

"Tre's like a wind-up monkey. Just let him go!" -Billie Joe

"Lose the shoes and the big shorts and the Hurley shirts...look like a f-king man for once." ~Billie Joe

"I claim Tre. He is officially my boyfriend."
"Uh, no. I saw him first. The psychotic one is mine."
"Can I have him on Mondays and Tuesdays?"
"Um...okay..."
"I get Mike then."
"Can I have him on Mondays and Tuesdays?"
"Yeah, sure." -Tiffany and I. We're not fangirls, I swear. We just have an unhealthy obsission...(like that sounds any better) Don't judge me! O.o (we decided Billie couldn't be claimed since his wife could probably kick our asses...)

"The sad thing is, he seems like the kinda guy who'd get a real kick out of prancing around with mr. Minnie-Tre dangling in the air." -she who wishes to remain un-named

"Oh, which one of my stalkers did you meet?"-Sarah B. (not realising what she said)

"Of course they have a diversion! What, do you think they're stupid?"
"Well, I'm sorry! Orlando Bloom wasn't in the movie and I couldn't figure it out!" ~Me and my mom watching 'Van Helsing'

"I saw your mom five times yesterday! Twice as a man!" -Tiffany needs to quit the drugs...fight the addiction!

"Gandalf THE WHITE should be coming in the mail-I mean, rising up from the ashes soon." ~Me on my new iPod coming in the mail (because my old one died).

"It's Gandalf THE WHITE the SECOND!"
"The Second?"
"I ran out of colors..." -Me and Katie (Yes, I'm on my third replacment iPod...)

"You should have just named them Snowball..."-My mother and weird Simpsons references...

"Gmail sounds like e-mail for rappers." -Eric inhisalmighty wisdom

"You dress weird."
"It's the punk rock. It's what I listen to. Rock on."-Misha and I (you'd have to know Misha to get this...actually, it's better if you don't know her...)

"I was aimin' for 'is 'ead..." ~Jayne (another one from Firefly)

"My homework ate my dog, so I had to shoot it." ~Tiffany on why she doesn't have her homework.

"I still have Misha getting hit in the face with a football on tape."
"...you realize you could always one-up anything with that line?" -Tiffany and I

"Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today." ~Fortune cookie fortune.

"That's so strait!" ~Anthea on...um...strait-ness?

"We have a hearing test today."
"What? A swimming test?" ~Anthea and I on the stupid hearing tests preformed once a year at school and my inability to listen (but I passed the hearing test!).

"It sounds like 'horny'." ~Allie on her nickname for her nickname (Gorny).

"Why do I have the sudden urge to eat peanut butter?"
"Shut up, Chelsea." ~Me and Tiffany on peanut butter and...yeah, Lost.

"One time, at Band Camp." ~various band people, but the joke is that it's McGonagall.

"Neighborhood bicycle!" ~Kamran on Laree. Don't ask.

"God is a Seahorse." ~My mom. Since God is the creator of everything, he's either a woman or a Seahorse.

"When I was little, I thought God was a mailbox." ~Tiffany on her weird delusions when she was 5.

"I got really mad at the book, so I threw it in the freezer and told it it couldn't come out until it changed." ~Sarah on when she found out who died in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

"Santi was a behemoth in the art world, and being known solely by one's first name was a level of fame achieved only be an elite few...people like Napoleon, Galileo, and Jesus...and, of course, the demigods Langdon now heard blaring from Harvard dormitories-Sting, Madonna, Jewel, and the artist formally known as Prince, who had changed his name to the symbol (), causing Langdon to dub him 'The Tau Cross With Intersecting Hermaphroditic Ankah.'" ~Angels and Demons

"The people look mummified!" ~Becca on the class ring design for Choir.

"Oh my Eru! I get it now!"
"What do you get?"
"The cover! I get it!"
"...you mean you've actually been wondering?" ~Me and Tiffany on the American Idiot cover (She's a symbol, of resistance! And she's holding on my heart like a hand granade! ---'She's a Rebel')

"Name a band that's punk rock."
"Good Charlotte?" ~Andrea proving how little she knows in the world of music.

"All the Green Day fans out there just kinda went, 'Ow...'" ~Tiffany in referance to the quote above

(Woody): cool.
(Me): I like to think so
(Me): actually, a lot of the bands/people who listen to the bands are major geeks so...guess not...
(Woody): hahaha
(Me): well, you saw the band list! There's a band called Gatsby's American Dream for crying out loud!
(Woody): yes
(Woody): that's awesome.
-In referance to the Warped Tour, the kind of bands who play there, and the kind of people who listen to those bands (me...)-

"Kristen's mom hates me because I once brought a Harry Potter book to her house." ~Me telling about the first time I met Kristen's mom (who hates Harry Potter).

Kira: "...blahblah and his character's name in the rp is "Souljura"
Me: "Souljura?" What the hell kind of a name is that!
Kira: ... It's not his real name.
Me: I know, but seriously! What kind of pot was his character's parents smoking!

(me): Because I'm a good friend! //hugs!//
(Kira): no you're not //kills//
(me): O.O
(Kira): no faces, you're dead

"Gandalf has been saying many cheerful things like that." ~Pippin in 'Fellowship of the Ring'.

"Have you ever realized that we pass the day of our death every year?" ~Tiffany, rather randomly.

"We do! And we also pass the birthday of our first child and...other stuff..."
"The first night we have sex."
"...that is so something I'd expect Billie Joe to say..." ~Tiffany and I on above quote (we have no lives, so we read them over and over again)

"I bet by the time we die we have sex every day of the year."
"365! ...366! Leap year!"
"Wow...that's a lot of sex..." ~Tiffany and I (nope, still no life. I hear they're on sale at Wal-Mart, but, Wal-Mart's evil, so...)

"I hated The Odyssey! The guy is trying to get home to his wife and sleeping with every woman on the way!" ~Katie on Homer and The Odyssey. ("Seriously!" ~Tiffany)

"I got in a fight with a chair and lost." ~Me on why I showed up to school with a black eye, a bump on my head, and a concussion.

"But I thought the evil witch was Martha Stewart!" ~Sam on Drama finals.

"I got three hours of sleep last night AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"You found the second book, didn't you?" ~Me and Laree on three hours of sleep and books.

"Blue is an anime color!"
"Don't diss the blue-ness of the hair!" ~Laree and I on book mentioned above (which doesn't have a section on FF.Net and I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing...)

"She works at Hot Topic, his heart microscopic. She thinks that it's love, but to him it's sex." ~Bowling for Soup 'Punk Rock 101'.

(for more quotes that my friends and I have said, go to the profile ADandMMforever. You'll find me on there (several times) as the name Chelsea (or Fawkes...))

"Do you have the time/to listen to me whine?/About nothing and everything all at once." -Basket Case

"I went to your house/but no one was there/I went to your room/I was all by myself!/...You and me have/such wonderful times/when I'm all by myself!" -All By Myself (Tre wrote the song. That is really all you need to know about it)

"Emo sucks! Hardline sucks! Indie sucks! ...YOU SUCK!" -Anti-Flag (the rest of the song is even more hilarious...)

"Teenagers from Mars! And we don't care!" -'The Network' (It's actually Green Day in costume, they just haven't admitted it yet...)

"'We couldn't be bothered to actually film Helm's Deep, so we nicked the cast of Alexander Nevsky and Bayreuth Festival Chorus.' Now you know why PJ's Elves at helm's Deep did not particularly phase me." ~French Pony on the difference between cartoon!LotR and PJ's!LotR.

"If the world let dead ideas alone, think about how much less reality TV we'd have?" ~Anya Midnight. Makes you think, huh?

"So the ninjas are tinhats now? Scary."

"Oi, Ninjas! D'you support DomLijah?

Ninjas: //nod 'yes'//

Whaddaya know. I guess they are..." ~Saphie and Andy on the scariness of the Tinhats and Ninjas.

"I wonder if Suvians realize... That for their character to have unicorn blood in it, there'd have to be some really squicky situations?" ~Newmoon

"2014, I think...So at the rate FF.Net gets things done...Yeah, that seems about right." ~BeautyID on FF.Net slowness and date confusing ness.

"Mary Sues keep ff.net alive? Sure, sure. And Sauron was a nice guy, he was just misunderstood, honest!" ~BeautyID on Sues and FF.Net and Sauron.

"I would've asked him for a snog. "Yes, Merc," you are all saying, "we know YOU would."" ~Mercuira on Craig Parker and snogging.

Stories in the making:

The Meetings: Completed I have finished! Yay! First ever completed story! The sequel is coming up.

101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort: We've probably all seen those fics that lists different things and may even write out the situation; so, why is mine so different you ask? Because mine is an actual story. What's scary is that, while I'm writing this, I'm liking Bellatrix more and more...

Journey to the Two Towers: completed That's right everyone! They've finally seen the movie! Well, I hope you've enjoyed reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it.

Journey to The Return of the King: The battle for Canon has begun...sort of...I need chocolate and coffee inspiration. Who wants to donate to my chocolate and coffee fund? (on hiatus!)

Fawkes: The Life of a Mary Sue: Fawkes is your average Mary-Sue, except that she hates herself and all other Sues. So, she decides to help rid Hogwarts of all Sues along with her friends Rachel and Sarah. Add Fluffy!Harry, canon characters for parents, and other things to the mix, and you have the life of your not-so-typical Mary-Sue. (on a (probably) permanent hiatus)

Journey to the Chamber of Secrets: Final chapter up!

Plot-Holes, Canon, and Middle-Earth: Well, this was going to be a fic where I could bash Mary-Sues to oblivion, but, as the little plot bunnies have been biting a lot lately, I've decided to stay away from that. After the first few chapters, the subject of Mary-Sues may never come up again. So...um...enjoy! I'm trying to make a good 'Girl(s) fall into Middle Earth' fic here=) (on a very long hiatus)

Official Fanfiction University of the Island: Yeah, I finally got it up. Mini-Polar Bears, Ethan, and hormonal fangirls, oh my! Join and you belong to me...(permission granted by Miss Cam)

Plot-bunnies that won't leave me alone and that I will eventually have to write:

The End: //smites 'A Guide to Middle-Earth' day by day calendar// Ok, so there's this thing called the End that's mentioned more then a few times in my 'daily history lesson of Middle-Earth,' also known as my book-verse calendar. So, now I want to WRITE about what the End will be...yeah, this will be the project that will take the most time since I'll have to do ALOT of research for it...expect it by the end of the year...or the end of next year...or just 'eventually'...

The Perfect Season: //smites Quidditch World Cup game// Ok, so every time I play with 'Quidditch World Cup,' I always pick the Australian Quidditch team. During the course of winning every single game with said Quidditch team, I started to characterize the players. Blarg, now I have to write their story. This might take a while though because dad returned said game and I can only remember Maria's name...and I only remember what the chasers look like...do you think anyone out there could give me pictures and names off all the players (if they can)? (this plot-bunny can now be adopted)

Any damage to sanity this page has caused is not my fault, complain to someone else. Stories that I recommend are:

Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth by Camilla Sandman: It's hilarious, but I wouldn't read it if you haven't actually read Lord of the Rings, because there are some things the movie misses. I also recommend reading The Silmarillion.

Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin: Again, hilarious. A spin-off from OFUM for Harry Potter. Again, only read if you have actually read ALL of the Harry Potter books.

Once More in the Urple Depths of OFUM by Camilla Sandman: The second installment from The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth. Still hilarious.

The Way of the Ring by HiBob: An actual completed crossover that's really good! Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter

Brothers in Arms (1 and 2) by The Nightrunners: ...just read it. Its take WAY too long to explain...

'Ships I support and love:

Harry Potter: Harry/Luna, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, Dumbledore/McGonagall (I was forced into this one...)
Lord of the Rings: Sam/Rosie, Aragorn/Arwen, Celebrian/Elrond, Eowyn/Faramir, Legolas/NO ONE! (and especially not your 1 dimensional Mary-Sue), Frodo/NO ONE! (see Legolas/NO ONE!), Pippin/Diamond, Merry/Estella, ect...
Lost: Claire/Charlie (PBJer and proud of it!), Kate/Jack, Kate/Sawyer (as long as Kate ends up with someone, I'm happy), Sayid/Shannon (who called it, eh? ;-)), Sun/Michael, Ethan/a painful meeting of a very sharp knife (because I refuse to believe he’s dead yet…), Scott/Steve (…don’t ask…and yes, I do realize one of them is dead!)
Firefly: Inara/Mal (because it too obvious to ignore), Simon/Kaylee (see previous), Zoe/Wash (because I'm boring that way)

Hiatuses: Yeah...I'm completly dry of ideas. I used to have everything mapped out and all that jazz, but now I don't because I never wrote down the stupid maps in my head (and I think I'm suffering brain damage from listening to loud, weird, and generally odd songs extremly loud). Mostly, the hituses concern my Fellowship of the Movies fics. Mostly because some of us just generally don't see a lot of eachother anymore (and I realized that a lot of us don't have much in common...but lets not get into politics right now).

That and, lets face it, school sucks. So...yeah. That's all for now!

~Fawkes AKA Chelsea AKA Pippin AKA Harry AKA She of Many Names AKA (St.) Jimmy AKA Billie Joe (I regret my Halloween costume idea...imagin walking around Albertson's and someone screams 'Billie Joe!' and you get to scream back 'WHAT?' with half the girls from your school going, 'WHERE?')

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1. 101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort » reviews
For reasons unknown, one girl stands in the Deatheater house with a list of 101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort and a demand to set them to work. But with other Deatheaters (including some guy named Adam) in the way, it could be difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 4-8-04 - Voldemort & Bellatrix L.
2. The Official Fanfiction University of the Island » reviews
Brooke wasn't looking for an adventure, she just liked to write about it. Now she finds herself amongst the students and staff of OFUI. MiniPolar Bears, Ethan, and fangirls, oh my! Spin off of OFUM with permission
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-1-06
3. Journey to The Return of the King » reviews
Here it is! The Fellowship of the Movies is back! watch as they Journey to The Return of the King (movie). The Battle for Canon is about to begin...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 1-21-05 - Published: 12-12-03
4. Plot Holes, Canon, and Middle Earth » reviews
One day, a group of girls are transported to Middle-Earth. But, this is not your average 'Sue story. They don't speak the language, they don't fall in love, and their best defense is running very fast in the opposite direction. Living might be hard.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-29-04 - Published: 9-6-03
5. Fawkes: The Life of a MarySue » reviews
Fawkes is your average MarySue, but no one said she had to like her own kind. With the help of her friends, she plans to rid Hogwarts of the rest of the Sues. But with canon characters from different worlds and Fluffy!Harry it might be difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-9-04 - Published: 9-20-03
6. Journey to the Chamber of Secrets » reviews
It's been about a month since The Two Towers came out, now The 'Fellowship' is getting bored. What happens when they remember The Chamber of Secrets is playing? Trouble is afoot my friends... complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 11-26-03 - Published: 11-18-02 - Complete
7. Journey to the Two Towers » reviews
One boring afternoon, a group of girls meet up and decide to go see The Two Towers, naming themselves The 'Fellowship'. Watch as they try to figure out where the theater is and escape from enimeis! Especially 7-Eleven! Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 8-19-03 - Published: 9-20-02 - Complete
8. The Meetings » reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if a whole bunch of characters came together and had weekly meetings? here's one idea! *Completed* That's right everyone! My first completed story!
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-2-03 - Published: 8-6-02 - Complete
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