What can I say about myself? Let's see:

Name: Arsao Tome

Sex: Male

Home: Independence, MO. (That's in the USA BTW)

Hobbies: Writing, reading and watching anime. As you can tell from my name. (Arsao Tome/ R. Saotome/ Ranma Saotome one of my favorite characters)

Rants

I'm sorry ahead of time for this but I need to vent. There are a few things I really don't like about Anime and other anime writers (I'm not going to point fingers).

Item #1: Kishimoto(can't remember his full name), I hope someone ties him up behind the back of a speeding bullet train while TRUE anime fans puts rabbid, foaming at the mouth, raccoons down his pants! If you are going to name your anime/manga after one character, don't have his arch-rival as the main hero. It's stupid and you won't get many fans.

Item #2: Yaoi fan girls, dear lord, what the hell's wrong with these psychos? The only way I'll read and enjoy a Naru/Sasu fic is if Sasuke is actually a female. All you RYFG's out there can hate me all you want but you will never see me write a Yaoi fic just to please you.

Item #3: People who don't have the balls enough to send their e-mail in reviews. A friend of mine was here at one time and was writing his stories but the reviews were by butt heads (what I really want to say about them will get me thrown out of here), who wouldn't leave their e-mails so he could defend himself so he just gave up.

Item #4: Naru/Hina haters, OH COME ON PEOPLE! They are the perfect couple in 'Naruto' unless if it crossed over then she should be the head wife in a harem.

Item #5 (09/29/08): Stories where there is proof of Naruto's heritage, (I.E.: Bloodline Limit, Paternity test, weapons that only his clan can use, etc.) when the hokage or Sarutobi himself wants to tell either the village, the council or both and Naruto doesn't want him to do that. Even though it would make his life better. I mean come on, if it was me, I'd shout it from the hokage tower 'MY FATHER WAS THE YOUNDAIME YOU BASTARDS!!'

Item #6 (07/02/09): Okay, I was told Naruto screaming to the top of his lungs the Minato was his father might not be smart. Okay, I understand. BUT, he has enemies inside of the village and out, I'd rather have enemies outside the village gunning for me (or not because they wouldn't have known that he was Minato's son) than having those drunk, out of shape, ignorant village idiots who should be bitch slapped anyway. Also, if Sas-gay had Kyubbi in him, they'd shape history in to his image. That's what really ticks me off the most and all you Sasuke fans out there know I'm right. If not IM me and to quote the late, great Chris Beniot, 'Prove me wrong!'

Okay, sigh, now I feel better.

My Faves

Animes: Ranma 1/2, Sailor Moon, Tenjo Tenge, Tenchi Myuo, Ikki Toushen, Godannar, Oh! My Goddess!

Couples: RanmaxNabiki or Kasumi, NarutoxHinata/ Anko/ Kurenai/ Tsunade (I know, I'm sick)/ Haku, Yugi MotoxTea Gardner/ Mai Valentine/ Serenity Wheeler, Kim PossiblexRon Stoppable

(crossovers) RanmaxUsagi 'Sailor Moon' Tsukino/ Gina Diggers/ Britanny 'Cheetah" Diggers/ Maya or Aya Natsumi/ Hakufu Sonsaku, NarutoxKitty 'Shadowcat' Pryde/ Anna 'Rogue' Darkholme/ Kara 'Supergirl' Kent/ Cassie 'Wonder Girl' Sandsmark/ Cassandra 'Bat Girl' Cain; RonxFoxxy Love

My hates will come later, stay tuned.

The Outfits in 'New Whirlpool'

Hinata as White Queen(in Soi Fong's robe and ponytails)

Hagane as Ultimate Colossus

Raiko as Nanao Ise

Rimaru as Neo

Tora as Tigra (dressed as Yoruichi)

Rin as Phoenix

Naruto as Dante

Kushina as Rangiku Masumoto

Kurenai as FemBarricade (Thanks to Shibamura Prime)

Naruko as Pirate Queen Elizabeth Swann

Hinaru as Rukia

Ino as Ms. Marvel

Anko as Black Widow

To Naruto purists: I am sorry but I'm not going to change it to where you like it. I happen to like the idea of guns in Naruto. Ch. 6 showed why Naruto uses guns in the first place, for all those people who didn't give it a chance and didn't read Ch. 6, I will put in here what Kushina said to Naruto about why they use guns.

"Well, it's because we are not from the Elemental Countries." She said, "The Uzumaki's that is. You see I come from a long line of bounty hunters. My father was subjected to a lot of experiments that changed his DNA, which gave us our doujutsu and our steel bodies."

Naruto was mesmerized by the story.

"Anyway, we were chasing down a group of wanted criminals and followed them in to the Elemental Countries. While we were chasing them down, we ran into your father. He was a jounin at the time. With the aid of his him and his team, we were able to capture them. It was shortly after that that I fell in love with your father. By this time the rest of my family had arrived to help us, and it was during that time that Whirlpool was Water Country’s answer to Konoha."

That's what she said, so now you know (and knowing's half the battle!)

Poll Results: 62 to 37 For Harem, thank you all for voting. Be on the look out for another poll.

Relationships in 'New Whirlpool'

KibaxJun(oc)

ShikaxRaiko(oc)

HaganexAya(TT)

RimaruxMaya(TT)

ArashixTaicho(oc)

MusakaxHinaru(oc)

LeexTora(oc)

ChojixNaruko(oc, new Meatloaf and Gwen)

MinatoxKushina(cannon)

DanxTsunade(cannon)

Blaze(oc)xKurenai(She’s got Jungle Fever, she’s got Jungle Fever….She’s in love)

Gabriel(oc)xShizune

NarutoxHinataxInoxTemarixRinxAnkox?? (harem)

NejixTen(temp Cannon)

I apologize for removing the poll because the story was leaning towards another direction, once again I apologize for removing the poll.

Update 9/6/08: I have taken down 'Unstoppable Ron' because I have some better ideas for the story, it's going to get and entire overhaul. I'm sorry to those who have reviewed the story.

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, Arsao Tome,

Ideas (some are up for adoption)

(Kim Possible)

One-eyed Mystical Monkey Master: While to defending the Yamanuchi dojo, Ron looses an eye thanks to Fukushima. He comes back home to Kim a changed man, could Kim still love a handicapped man?

Ron Stoppable- Ultimate Fighting Champion: Ron Stoppable has another secret hidden from Kim, he is an Ultimate Fighter. A machine that does not quit and never surrenders, what would happen if a certain ginger haired woman comes to see him fight.

Angel Feathers: Ron is adopted by the Stoppables not knowing his true species. He is an Angel Addocubi, related to the Anesland Clan.

(City of Heroes)

World of Heroes: A young man gets a new game from a friend that changes his life forever.

(Gurren Laggan)

Ain’t gonna happen: Thanks to the final fight with the anti-spirals, Simon gains the power of the gods allow the anti-spirals to try and get the power back.

(Ranma)

Ultimate Ranma: The same trip but a huge difference, instead of getting knocked in the spring of drowned girl he got hung on to a pole and was dipped in to spring in which a man drowned in and was flung back into more male drowned springs becoming a true force of nature.

I have been getting comments about 'New Whirlpool Vol.1' and how it ended. What I'd like to know is this, what do you people like to know about? I'm going to write side stories once everyone tells me what do they wish to see for Vol. 1 alright? So PM me with what you'd like to know.

(Characters that might or might not be in future chapters or stories)

(Characters used are in bold)

Tomas Williams: Former DEA agent/ Interpol agent (SM)

Dark Captain: Former Negaverse General turned Silver Millennium General and ally to the Sailor Senshi (SM)

Blaze: Kage-level jounin in New Whirlpool. (Naru) (New Whirlpool vol. 1 & 2, Jade Whirlpool)

Enforcer Prime: Leader of the Cosmicbots. (TF:M)

Jiro Kintonami: Captain of the Black Squad, a black ops shingami team in Soul Socitey (Bleach)

Alan Roberts: Ghost hunter saved by Danny Phantom (DP)

Dominic Williams: Exchange Student MMA fighter in love with Maya Natsumi (TT)

Jackson Tomas: Master of Anything Goes football, Ranma’s senpai (R .5)

Anubis: Egyptian God of Death in love with Urd. (A!MS)

Jax Williams: Black Patriot owner of a bar and grill. (Pat)

Devon Angelus: True Excalibur bearer, Masame’s husband. (Witch: Ani)

Bastion Smith: A wanted assassin by every gang leader in Roanpor and ‘Club’ champion ten years running. (Bla. Lag.)

T’omas: Ruler of Wakanda, Sailor Storm’s husband. (SR)

Dark Panther: Protector of the innocent. (SR)

Jessie Herandez: A Latino version of Luke Cage that’s a were-cougar. (Pat, Naru) (New Whirlpool vol. 2)

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”

Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.

Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.

You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.

The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on Deviantart.com)

Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.

Master Chief is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.

Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.

Here are the wrestlers in 'Wrestling Heroes' if you have any suggestions about any character, IM me.

Team Face

Men:

John Cena- Team leader, cosmic powers, like Captain America and Superman.

Jeff Hardy- Cosmic powers, reality controlling powers, flight and agility.

C.M. Punk- Feral-like mentality, healing factor, fingernails turn into claws, like Wolverine.

Rey Mysterio- Wall crawling abilities, organic web shooting abilities, like Spiderman.

Kofi Kingston- Leaping abilities and armored skin.

Shad Gaspard- Super strength, leaping abilities, and armored skin, like Luke Cage.

JTG- Speed and energy based powers.

Evan Bourne- Fight and inventing abilities, like New Goblin.

Women:

Trish Stratus- Second in command, cosmic powers.

Candice Michelle- Cosmic powers, like Wonder Woman.

Maria- Cosmic powers, like Mary Marvel

Ashely- Cosmic powers, like Jeff.

Melina- Sonic powers, like Syrin

Kelly Kelly- Super strength, bojutsu mistress.

Mickie James- Cosmic powers, like Cena (i.e.: Ms. Marvel)

I have a challenge for any one who wants to do it. I have read a story that was inspired by a wrestling theme. So, I was wondering if anyone would like to do that.

I have gotten rid of the poll because I forgot all about it. Please forgive me.

However I have plans to put up a new Naruto story very soon.

These are the stories in the 'New Whirlpool' Universe

New Whirlpool Vol. 1 and 2 (Vol. 1: 436 FAVES! 417 ALERTS! Vol. 2: 50 Faves and 56 Alerts)

Mashups: Jade Whirlpool (23 faves and 29 alerts)

Alternative Whirlpools (9 faves and 18 alerts)

Ninja Patriots (1 fave)

Future 'New Whirlpool' Universe Stories

Autonins

TBA

TBA

TBA

TBA

My personal prayer

...Onward into the heart of battle
Fought the sons of Odin
Outnumbered many times
Still
they fought on
Blood poured fourth from their wounds
Deep into the earth
Vultures waited for the broken shells
That once were bodies
But Odin alone would choose the day
They would enter Valhalla
And in their hour of need
He sent forth unto them The Berserker Rage
Now gods and men
They rose up from the ground
Screaming like wild animals
Such is the gift of absolute power
No blade or weapon would harm them
They killed them and horses alike
And all who stood before them died that day

Hail Gods Of War!!

Fave TF 2 Quotes

SCOUT

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.

Um, I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal.

DEMOMAN

(This part of the interview periodically cuts to a cinematic of the Demoman setting a trap for a large group of foes) So...(Bagpipes begin to play in the background)...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure...Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable...with an unhappy bloody end! (Demoman sets off the trap, and the BLU players that were following him are blown to pieces. The camera changes to face up from the ground and Demoman walks over and stares down at the remains of his foes. ) Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together...in hell!

What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with yah now would I?

I'm a black Scottish cyclops.

One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOIE!

(After drinking a copious amount of whiskey) n' I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more (his speech is censored with beeps for the next 2-3 seconds) than they've got the likes of me.

SPY

Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly.

BLU Scout: Ooh-hoo-hoo! Big problem! (plays with RED Spy's balisong) I've killed plenty of spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, like you! (cuts himself) Ow! No offense.
BLU Spy: (closes knife with impressive skill) If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me. And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building.
BLU Scout: What are you, president of his fan club?
BLU Spy: No, that would be your mother! (reveals several incriminating photos of the RED Spy embracing a middle-aged woman)
BLU Scout: (stammers out of shock)
BLU Spy: Indeed. And now he's here to f——— us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. This spy has already breached our defenses.

ENGINEER

For instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... (deadly serious) not pointed at you.

HEAVY

(inspecting his minigun) Oh my god… Who touched Sasha? Alright… Who touched my gun?!

75 percent of NaruHina and SasuSaku fans have converted to NaruSaku. I'm proud to say I haven't! If you are one of the 25 percent who hasn't, copy this onto your sig!

If you're tired of Hannah Montana, The Jonas Brothers, and High School Musical, copy and paste this to your page.

If you support the "Sasuke and Naruto are NOT Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile. Because they are NOT!!

If you do not support ANY gay couples in Naruto copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Senju-HiMe, NaruHinaFanboy

If you support Naruhina all the way then copy and paste this into your profile!!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Mei Fire, Happy-Hippy, MavisClone101, PerfectionIsInTheEyes, Faith Crain, Kazeek, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, Raye Lynne, NaruHinaFanboy, Arsao Tome

If you worship manga, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS.

(Pick the stereotype that fits you...bolded are the ones that fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm an ITALIAN GUY, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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║╔╗╠╝╚╣║║║╔╗║║║║╔╗║╔╗Hinata!
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Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948,NaruHinaxNejiTen, NaruHinaFanboy Arsao Tome

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (I hear different voices)

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, NaruHinaFanboy, Arsao Tome

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Hey, I have decided to re-do 'Homecomings' I am going to go rewrite it and just take out Ron and Kim.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA(and to help them gain world domination mu haha MU AHAHA) (ALL HAIL FANDOM!!)

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

Naruto

Hinata

Ino

Minato

Kushina

Tsunade

Shizune

Garra

Temari

Itachi

Kyubbi

Yugito

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Tsunade and Kyubi? (Cocks eyebrow) Are you kidding me?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I don't swing THAT way, but he's handsome.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't like Mpregs, now if you said eight and twelve, then I see eight panicing.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, some of them are my fave ones are with one.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

It would be a dream of every boob fan boy.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Neither, five's only mate is four.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She'd probably join in be fore she sees one with a HD palm camera

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

Ino and Itachi escapes the Akatsuki Itachi helps her get Naruto.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

It will be more of a 'buddy-fic.'

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Healing the feline

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Four words: A Yaoi incest fic.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

IDK, I know I do. I even write it.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

No.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Itachi? Screaming? Ooookay.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I walk alone (Batista's theme)- Siliva

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Basic parental warning, but with 'blonde-threesome' in it somewhere.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Let's bring our dojutsus back together.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

They are friends

20) How emo is Seven?

About 15

DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!

(If you hate Danzo, copy and paste this chant on your profile!)

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!