I am Maxwell Gray...

Age: I'm immortal, it doesn't matter to me.

Name: As I have said, its Maxwell Gray.

Hobbes: not for you to know...

Dreams:Well, I have none right now...

lives: At home

EGG!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling and thinking 'this is all rght! werd...'

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.d

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies and,Wii , PS3)

Quotes: (some of these are not mine)

“Our hour is nigh! For tonight boys. We. Shall. Dine. In…DENNYS‼”

(going to be in my story, Paradox)

"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this, You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"

"...Well, guess what? In this story, I AM GOD!!"- the animaniac dude

“My methods are holistic and, in a very proper sense of the word, chaotic.”- Dirk Gently, The Long Dark Tea -Time of the Soul, by Douglas Adams.

“One thing about paper that is simply genius: You never have to plug it in.”-??

"Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing" -??

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid"-Cap. Jack S.

"There is no great genius without some touch of madness."-??

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”-??

"They will all taste oblivion!!...Which tastes like red bull! Which is disgusting...muhahahahahaha!"-Red vs Bule ep-36

"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies"-??

"If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs,

The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies.

While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,

Crying to the moo-oo-oon, If only, If only."

"Destiny is a pink furball with a sick sense of humor."-??

"Walk those dogs? Sure Dad. Pick those weeds? Right away Dad. Get my face scratched to hell finding that bastard cat?! Okey Dokey Oh Masterful ONE!"-Me

"Writing is 10 inspiration, 10 success and 80 Revising. Get use to it"-me

"The past doesn't exist because it's happened and not therefore only in our imaginations; The future doesn't exist because it's not happened; The present doesn't exist because once it's over it's in the past, which doesn't exist; We don't really exist! Oh noez!!"-me on a sugar high!

"My poor, poor mortal, There is no good or evil, merely perceptions of what one believes is right, that is why the world will forever be full of conflict, war and mischief, most of which I make!" (insert chuckle here) -Loki, god of mischief AKA my inner self, yes my inner self is a god, in yours suckers!! (Anime raspberry) I also seem to be the source of your creepy love of foxes... (shut it Loki!)

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."-??

"A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss."

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"-me

" I'm ready ta kick some ass, and eat muffins...and I'm all out of kick ass..."-me

"You. Shut up. I’m pwning him with logic. You’ll get your turn"-??

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat fish with, so theirs no winning."

"The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality."-Mr.McCoy the Custodian

"That makes me angry, and when Dr.Evil gets angry, Mr.Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mt.Bigglesworth gets upset, PEOPLE
DIEEE!"- Dr.Evil

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"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king."

"Common sense is not so common." -??

"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy."-Mr.McCoy the Custodian

"ah, insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world."-??

"Behind this smile is everything you will never understand".-me

"The silent hear more, the blind see all, the gentle are the most dangerous."-Mr.McCoy the Custodian

There's a fine line between eccentric and insane, I have erased this line.-me

"I'd much rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not."-me

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt." -Mr.McCoy the Custodian

"Science without religion is narrow minded. Religion without science is blind." -Einstein

"People are like stained glass windows: they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within."-Mr.McCoy the Custodian

"IM THE GOD OF DOOOOOOM!!...ok maybe not..."- me on a sugar high!

" There are no stupid questions, just alot of inquisitive idiots."- Me

" It takes 43 muscles to frown 15 to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit around with a dumb look on your face. " -??

" I've not lost my mind. I may misplace it every one and a while, but I always find it again. " -me on a sugar high!

"Im a chipmunk!!"-Tobi

"Bathing is like the washing machine of life" -Misato Katsuragi

"Im not lazy, I just have no motivation to do it."-me in shikamaru mode

Silence, insubordiante curs! Do not sully my new squire's ears with your profane tales!"
"Even if they're true?"- Raoul and Dom

When people say a navy job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh, often, I cant stop laughing before they edge away and start talking about crazy drunks" - Jessy

The secret to sucess in sicinerity. Once you can fake that your good.-??

I'm not as dumb as you look-me

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.-John AKA Pinky

Where there's a will I want to be in it.-me in shikamaru mode

Some say that I have A.D.D. That's really not... OOOOOOHHHH!! SHINY THING!! --me

"I am all knowing compared to mortals, but I can’t know what another all knowing creature knows, now can I?”-Kyuubi

Who run bitchy town? Nancy Grace run bitchy town!" -- Joel McHale

"I'm not a ass, I'm a lazy ass."-me in shikamaru mode

"I AM BUTTERED TOAST!!" - Ed (from Ed, Edd n' Eddy)

"Um...well I am holding the bunny of doom, FEAR ME!!"- Bad-Come-back-Man

"Real heroes are not born, they are forged in the heat of battle."-??

"DUN DUN DUN…pseudo-cliffy. Aren’t I devilish?"-Thundereaper

"Me? I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... never really thought about it. As for my hobbies, I have a lot of hobbies." -Kakashi (Duh!)

"OMG, that poor girl is getting raped by a gator!...QUICK GET THE VIDEO CAMERA!!"- what I said after watching 'He's My Master' Epsode 1

"Boy,even small things make big things happen."-me (no its true, I'm deep!)

"I'm simling that alone will creep you out..."- me

"You have been penguin-cinerated!"- me

Now for some thing creepy and cool!

"I am devil, devil I am

and I wait for the coming of the innocent man

Be he young or be he old

Be his pockets full of gold

Be he happy or rich or wise

Be the ocean be as blue as his eyes

I'll wait for the coming at the midnight hour

I'll pickle his soul and turn it sour

For once his innocent herat I see

That innocent man belongs to me..."

--The Devils Promise

( Click for Nrauto...RANDOMNESS!

Psssss...cilck here...FOR MORE RANDOMNESS!! O-O )

going to make a songfic out of this PM me if you think its a good Idea.

ROTFL!!1!!1!11!! read this!

hey got to tell ya something, most naruhana go a lot like this

"Hi. I see you are a woman, and breathing."
"Yes, I see you are a man, and also breathing."
"We are in love now."
"Yes."

Because frankly, that's what they're showing us over, and over, and over again.

"You are the best. You are the worst. You are average. Your love is a part of you. You try to give it away because you cannot bear its radiance, but you cannot separate it from yourself. To understand your fellow humans, you must understand why you give them your love. You must realize that hate is but a crime-ridden subdivision of love. You must reclaim what you never lost. You must take leave of your sanity, and yet be fully responsible for your actions." -Gnarls Barkley, in a letter to the legendary rock critic Lester Bangs.

"BLASPHEMY! I'd never lose my love of ramen! EVER! so give me ten bowls STAT!"-Naruto, Hawk Eyes ( its a good story)

Favorite books: the list is too long for me to write it out, so you'll just never know...