Hi! I'm PigSlay!

Anyway, I found this site from a forum site. My most favorite book series are the Uglies books. And I've found out that it's a category here! Yay! Finally! :D I love to sing, dance, read, and of course write.

I'm obsessed with the show iCarly. Most of my stories are going to be in that category, but I'll do some in other categories too.

I usually only read/review iCarly stories. I also try to post a 'critique list' in each review I give. There are some stories with lots of critiques, some with only a few critiques. I try to read every chapter though.

Icon made by me; I don't know who made the manip though.

Top Five Favorites (Recommendations):

1. Eternal Love by Nature9000 - iCarly - Sam/Freddie - Oneshot
2. iKnow You Like Him by lOrNiSh - iCarly - Sam/Freddie - Work In Progress Chapter Story
3. She Could Be The One by DataAndrd - Hannah Montana - Miley/Lilly - Oneshot
4. The Flaw by Abster1 - Hannah Montana - Miley/Oliver - Oneshot
5. love? by introvertedtiger - Kim Possible - Kim/Shego - Oneshot

Wait a minute, there's too many for just 5...

6. Finally by Abster1 - iCarly - Sam/Spencer - Oneshot
7. iDon't Want To Tell You by blue-eyed-blonde12 - iCarly - Sam/Freddie undetones - Oneshot
8. My Beautiful Carly and My Sammy by cupcake425 - iCarly - Carly/Sam - Complete Chapter Story
9. Best by Abster1 - iCarly - Sam/Spencer - Oneshot
10. Mac and Cheese by Camy99 - Hannah Montana - Lilly/Oliver - Oneshot
11. You Belong With Me by CreddieShipper - iCarly - Carly/Freddie - Oneshot
12. iWrite You Why by iCarly-Writter - iCarly - Carly/Freddie - Oneshot
13. Purest Of Pain (sequel to Thinking of You) by Fuzen Ninja - Kim Possible - Kim/Shego - Oneshot
14. Enemies Engaged by Fuzen Ninja - Kim Possible - Kim/Shego - Work In Progress Chapter Story
15. Come Back by Fuzen Ninja - Kim Possible - Kim/Shego - Oneshot

If you're looking for really good fanfics, I highly recommend these authors:

Fuzen Ninja - Writes for Kim Possible (Kim/Shego) and Teen Titans (Beast Boy/Raven and Robin/Raven).

King Nate (Nature9000) - Writes for iCarly (Sam/Freddie), Sonny With A Chance (Sonny/Chad), and Fullmetal Alchemist (Roy/Riza).

Abster1 - Writes for iCarly (Carly/Freddie and Spencer/Sam), Hannah Montana (Miley/Oliver and Lilly/Jackson), Kim Possible (Kim/Ron), Life With Derek (Derek/Casey), Suite Life Series (Maddie/Zack), That's So Raven (Raven/Eddie), Zoey 101 (Quinn/Logan), Wizards Of Waverly Place (Justin/Alex), and High School Musical (Troy/Sharpay and Chad/Ryan).

iLove iCarly - Writes for iCarly (Carly/Freddie) (I haven't read her M rated stories, so I wouldn't really know.)

PigSlay's 'Ships:

While I do ship certain pairings, I will write for ANY pairing (except incest, I'm not good with those) as long as I can think of a good idea. Just ask me.

iCarly:

Valerie/Jonah- Man, I love this pairing. Two bad guys, two betrayers of their boyfriend/girlfriend. Perfect match.

Spencer/Sam- Okay, okay, I know what some of you are thinking. "Oh boy, another shipper. They have a huge age difference people!" But so what? When Sam turns 18, she can marry anybody she wants. Besides, "Whatcha Cookin' There Handsome?" pretty much speaks for itself. Sam gave him lying lessons. Now onto kissing lessons. ;)

Sam/Freddie - Sometime in December 2008, I saw those pictures. As I started watching the episodes again, along with fanvideos and fanfiction, I saw the Seddie chemistry and no longer shipped Creddie. However... (see below) Anyway, I just love how Sam and Freddie always fight with each other (for no known reason), but in the end (iKiss, iReunite with Missy) are always there for each other.

Carly/Freddie - It started at the beginning of the show. However, then I saw the Seddie kiss pictures (see above). However, as of September 28 2009, about 2 days after "iSpeed Date", I'm a shipper once again. I just think it's cute how Freddie crushes on Carly no matter what. And he's not losing his crush on her, he's just being more of... himself.

Carly/Shelby - I just have so many Carly ships. XD Anyway, I was never a femslasher. Never. Then, one day on the Seddie forums, before the episode premiered, somebody thought of "Sharly" and I said "I'll have to see it to believe it", and, well, I saw it and I believed it. And as of now, it's one of my biggest Carly ships.

Carly/Gibby - I don't know. It just started with Kelly/Chad from Kelly Cooper: Terrible Movie (iKiss) and continued from there.

Carly/Nevel - They remind me of the more obvious side of Seddie. By obvious, I mean they pick on each other all the time but Nevel openly says he loves Carly. But anyway, yeah. Nevel's in love with Carly. He just... has a weird way of showing it. :)

Carly/Fred - Just like Carly and Gibby, I don't even know. It's like one minute after I say I don't ship something, I do.

Carly/Harper - I just thought they connected in iCarly Saves TV.

Missy/Melanie - They're opposites. And I can see Melanie giving Missy a manner's lesson (or trying to).

Missy/Valerie - Basically the lesbian version of Jonah/Valerie.

Drake and Josh:

Josh/Mindy- I LOVE this pairing. I think it's so cute how in that one episode when Josh finally 'wins' the Science fair because Mindy let him, he does the right thing by giving her back the winning ribbon.

Drake/Megan- This is the ONE incest pairing I ship in ANY category. I mean seriously, out of no where she just starts calling her dad Walter, after Drake had already called him that. And then there's the fact that they always seem to agree on more things with each other than Josh and Megan. And Megan's pretty good with ruining the relationships of Drake, even though she hasn't been able to ruin one with Josh. Anyway, I think this pairing is EXTREMELY cute, even though it's never gonna happen.

Drake/Carly (the girl from the episode where they bet who can get more girls in one week)- I like this pairing. I really think Carly did have an affect on Drake. Bigger than all his past girlfriends anyway. I think she helped him understand that he can actually be honest sometimes.

Hannah Montana:

Lilly/Oliver- I love the hand-holding experiences between them and all the times they've ended up alone just with each other. It's so cute. I was SO happy when they got together. :)

Jake/Miley- I love this too. Some people might not think it makes sense, but I do. I'm so glad they've gotten back together. I was sad for a long time. But this is exciting. :)

Lilly/Rico - I don't even know, I just like them. :)

Kim Possible:

Kim/Ron - I've loved them ever since the beginning. They've just seemed so obvious to me. :)

Drakken/Shego - The two villains. I was so happy they got together in "Graduation".

Kim/Shego - When I was looking around at Kim Possible stories, I saw this story: love? by introvertedtiger. When I saw the summery, I thought... "Kim and Shego? Never thought about that before." So I read it and they were perfectly in character. So I ship it now! :D "Pumpkin", "Kimmy", "Cupcake", "Princess", they give you ideas right? Shego's such a flirt. XD

Zoey 101:

Quinn/Logan- I am SO obsessed with this pairing. It's so cute. Who knew Logan could be this cute? I never thought about this pairing before, until I first saw the episode where they ended up together. Now, this is my absolute favorite couple.

Chase/Zoey- My second favorite couple. It's my second favorite because Quogan happened before Choey, but I still think they have some chemistry. I was sad that they didn't get together until the last episode. :( Now we won't get to see more of their relationship.

Lola/Michael - It mainly is because of the episode where Zoey and her other-boyfriend-whose-name-I-forgot went to that fancy restaurant when Quinn and Logan were originally there. Lola and Michael hang out when they're alone.

Crossover Couples:

Nevel/Megan (iCarly/Drake and Josh)- These two have very evil minds and like to people they know. (EX: Megan s Drake and Josh constantly everyday, and Nevel hacked Carly, Freddie, and Sam by their webshow, writing a bad review, etc.)

The Cracker/The Juicer (Hannah Montana/That's So Raven) - These two are like the king and queen of Disney Channel torture. They both have code names and loovvee seriously torturing their classmates.

Logan/Drake (Zoey 101/Drake and Josh)- Now these two are seriously obsessed with themselves. If it took a single (Quinn, Carly) to change this about them, why can't another person obsessed with themselves change it too? Hahaha.

Sam/Drake (iCarly/Drake and Josh) - Think about it, Sam HATES boys like that, and insults boys she hates. So maybe she could change him for the better.

Quinn/Freddie (Zoey 101/iCarly) - Smart people. ;)

Carly/Miley (iCarly/Hannah Montana) - Main characters together forever. ;)

Is It Really A T without the Slash?

I have several femslash (girl/girl pairing) and slash (boy/boy pairing) stories. They automatically go to the T rating because of the pairing. So the question is, if you looked past the pairing, WOULD it be a T? Well, here you go:

iKissed A Pro-Fighter - Other than the fact that Carly and Shelby kiss a lot, no. It wouldn't be a T.

Could It Be? - Nah. Other than the KiBo kiss, Kim and Bonnie are themselves. So, not really a T.

Screaming And Fighting - Kim and Shego are fighting as always, and it would not be considered a T looking past the KiGo.

iDon't Need A Boyfriend - No.

iMake You Change - No.

iAm Even With You - Do you count Carly getting "revenge" on Sam and Freddie kissing without telling her by kissing Shelby without telling them a T? If you do, that would be a T. But I don't think looking past the Sharly it would really be a T.

I Couldn't Tell You This - Nope. Kim, Shego (Miss Go episode), and Ron are the same as always looking past the KiGo kiss. Which means; not a T.

Something To Talk About - It's pretty much all femslash Fluff. Make your own judgement.

iFeel Replaced By You - There's barely any femslash anyway; Carly and Shelby are just dating. It's a Carly and Sam FRIENDSHIP fic, so it would really be considered a K without Carly and Shelby dating.

iDare You - No. But I hope it makes you laugh.

Laughing Gas - No, but you know laughing gas. It makes you act like you're on d rugs. Just keep that in mind.

iBet You - Nah. Just Sam and Freddie being they're usual I-bet-you selves. Except they're betting about Carly and Shelby dating.

iWill Fight Her Instead - No. Other than Sam's crush on Shelby, no big T rated stuff.

Rainbow Ring - Looking past Carly's present for Sam, no T stuff.

iAm In Love With A Guy - I don't know whether this will be a T looking past Freddie and Spencer dating or not. I'll have to decide on the way.

One Best Friend - Just like Something To Talk About, it's pretty much all femslash Fluff. Make your own judgement.

Story Inspiration:

Some stories just hit you right in the face, others you get inspiration for from other places or things. Here's how I've gotten my inspiration for my stories.

iFourth of July (Complete): It was the Fourth of July, so I wanted to think up something to celebrate it.

iLove/iHate (Complete): Inspired by something two members said on the iCarly "creddie or seddie" board. What they said is listed at the beginning of the story.

Seddie Past (Complete): So many people wondered why Sam d Freddie, so I came up with my own reason for it.

It Wasn't a Dream (Work In Progress): I felt so sorry for the Lackson viewers that had to live through the 'episode' that they called He Ain't a Hottie, He's My Brother. So I wanted to make them feel better with what would happen if it wasn't just a dream.

If I Do, Will You Kiss Me? (Work In Progress): I had enough iCarly stories that had a little or a lot of Seddie already, so I promised somebody a Creddie story, and this was one of the first things that popped into my head.

iAm In Love With A Guy (Work In Progress): Two huge Frencer fans were sad there weren't that many stories for their pairing, so they suggested plots and I put them together. Though it still has too much "talking" and much less explaining.

Side Effects (Complete): Somebody asked some Spam fans if they would do a story based on iFight Shelby Marx, where Spencer got urges towards Sam. So I took that challenge.

WIPs (Work In Progress):

iAm In Love With A Guy
Category: iCarly
Pairing: Frencer (Freddie/Spencer)
Summery: Freddie comes back from college for the holidays and Carly and Sam see him giving Spencer daydream-y looks. Will they get him to admit he likes him?
Rating: T

iReturn
Category: iCarly
Pairing: Carper (Carly/Harper) and eventually Seddie (Sam/Freddie)
Summery: After iCarly Saves TV, Harper goes away for a while. When he comes back, he tells Carly something. What could come from that?
Rating: K or K+

If I Do, Will You Kiss Me?
Category: iCarly
Pairing: Creddie (Carly/Freddie)
Summery: What if in iLike Jake, after Freddie said "If I do, will you kiss me?" Carly had said "yes"?
Rating: T (future chapters)

It Wasn't A Dream
Category: Hannah Montana
Pairing: Lackson (Lilly/Jackson)
Summery: What if in 'He Ain't a Hottie, He's My Brother' it HADN'T been a dream? What if Lilly and Jackson really HAD become boyfriend and friend?
Rating: K+

iThink So
Category: iCarly
Pairing: Seddie (Sam/Freddie), OT3 (Carly/Freddie/Sam) friendship
Summery: Carly knew her best friends. They d each other, really d each other. Why would they kiss each other? iThink They Kissed prediction.
Rating: T (future chapters)

The Switch
Category: iCarly
Pairing: Creddie (Carly/Freddie)
Summery: Carly and Freddie dating? Sam's jealous? Not this time. This time it's switched.
Rating: K or K+

iReally Did See Him First
Category: iCarly
Pairing: Creddie (Carly/Freddie), Sam/Shane
Summery: What if in iSaw Him First, Sam really DID see Shane first?
Rating: K (will possibly go up)

Please Don't Leave Me
Category: Hannah Montana
Pairing: Moliver (Miley/Oliver)
Summery: Songfic to "Please Don't Leave Me" by P!nk. Lilly and Oliver have been dating for a while, but Oliver starts to realize that it's just a simple crush. Miley hoped he would.
Rating: K or K+

iSay No
Category: iCarly
Pairing: Creddie (Carly/Freddie), possible Spam (Spencer/Sam)
Summery: What if in iSaw Him First, Carly had said "no" when Freddie asked "just because we're in the AV Club that automatically makes us nerds?"
Rating: K+ (possible T)

iKissed A Pro-Fighter
Category: iCarly
Pairing: Sharly (Shelby/Carly)
Summery: Songfic to "I Kissed A G irl" by Katy Perry. Carly kisses Shelby, leaving her friends and herself surprised. What else will happen from that?
Rating: T

The Switch
Category: iCarly
Pairing: Creddie (Carly/Freddie)
Summery: Carly and Freddie dating? Sam's jealous? Not this time. This time, it's switched around.
Rating: K

My Sam's Nicknames for Freddie:

Freddorkation (combination of Freddork and Freducation)

Freddison (from iRocked The Vote)

Fredweirdo (Fredweird with an O on the end)

Streddie (Stripes Freddie)

Shreddie (paper shredder Freddie)

Fredjaw

Fredears

Fredenemy/Fredemy (Freddie Enemy)

Fredface (not to be confused with "Fudgeface")

Fudgeguts (see above parenthesis)

Fredfries (Freddie Frenchfries)

Fredfag (not to be offensive, only used by Sam when she's 1. annoyed with him for accusing her of liking a when she secretly is or 2. teasing Freddie about liking a boy. NOT TO BE OFFENSIVE AT ALL!)

Copy and Pastes:

If it totally annoys you when people say being gay is gross then copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE AND NOTHING LESS THAN JUST THAT!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size , liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't them just because their sexuality is different.

I SUPPORT MARRIAGE FOR LOVE

FF Survey thing someone came up with:

What was the first ff you ever wrote?
An Uglies story not posted here.

What was the most recent ff you've written?

iKissed A Pro-Fighter

What was the first ff you ever posted?
On here? How I Feel

Who (if anyone) was your first beta?
Hmm... do you mean the first person I beta-ed? Hmm... I'm not really sure.

What was the worst thing someone said after reading one of your fanfictions?
This is S. :(

What was the best thing someone said after reading one of your fanfictions?
Hmm... maybe:

AHH! :) :) This is AWESOME! :)

Very nice 'what if' drabble. :) :) I enjoyed this. It was short, cute and straight to the point & I really enjoyed the 'Jake Version' of 'He Could Be the One'. :D :D

fantastic job. ;)

(Review by snickers3339 for I Saw The Picture In My Hand)

What story (or stories) are you currently working on?
iAm In Love With A Guy, It Wasn't A Dream, If I Do Will You Kiss Me?, iReturn, iThink So, Please Don't Leave Me, iKissed A Pro-Fighter

Who was the first person (Offline) who read one of your fanfictions?
Umm... maybe my mom?

In your opinion, what is the worst fanfiction you've ever written?

On here, probably In-Creddie-ble. The sequel was probably 1,000 times better.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile.

The episode "He Ain't a Hottie, He's My Brother" broke a tons of Hannah Montana fans who were Lackson shippers' hearts. Some might no longer watch the show anymore, some may go along hoping Lackson will actually happen someday. If you were one of these Lackson shippers, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Twilight's October Sky, LittleGothGirl13. KagomeMiko92, apparox148, the-purple-fuzzle, MewNacho, PigSlay.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Miley and Oliver from Hannah Montana are a cute couple, but prefer Lilly and Oliver, copy and paste this to your profile.

Even if you can't see him, God is always there. If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

If you have ever copied or pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of all teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are in the 2 who hasn't, post this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite .

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then repost this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.

If you like writing for pairings you do AND don't ship, copy and paste this to your profile.

If iCarly is your favorite tv show, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't like the idea of abortion. It's not just because of religion, it's also because killing a baby that hasn't even been born, is just wrong. Even if you "no longer want the baby", you should've thought of that a long time ago. Think about the life you're killing. Think about that wonderful person inside of you that's about to come out. Would YOU really want to go through such torture? You shouldn't do something like that to someone you don't even know yet. :( Copy and paste this if you agree.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

I Am Lilly (not mine!)

My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake,
I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable .
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great
Mummy I was a good
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Name 12 characters from ANYTHING.

1. Sam (iCarly)

2. Nevel (iCarly)

3. Valerie (iCarly)

4. Shane (iCarly)

5. Fred (iCarly/YouTube)

6. Carly (iCarly)

7. Ms. Briggs (iCarly)

8. Ms. Ackerman (iCarly)

9. Spencer Shay (iCarly)

10. Sasha Striker (iCarly)

11. Freddie (iCarly)

12. Wendy (iCarly)

01. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Carly/Freddie aka Creddie? Yes. I've written a few too.

02. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No. I don't call ANYBODY hot.

03. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Wendy got Ms. Ackerman pregnant? If by some magic spell she did, Ms. Ackerman would complain Wendy didn't think she was a good girlfriend, break up, and Wendy would tell everybody she knew.

04. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Spencer? Yeah. I recommend "Stewy" by Abster1, but not if you don't like Spencer/Sam.

05. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Carly and Nevel. Yes in my opinion, but most don't agree.

06. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Fred/Spencer or Fred/Sasha? Fred/Spencer. They both have insane humor.

07. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

Ms. Briggs would say to Nevel and Wendy "I should have you two expelled!"

08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Valerie/Sasha

Sasha turns to the dark side after her failed relationship with Spencer, and Valerie's there to help her.

09. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Sam/Ms. Ackerman fluff? No.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Ms. Briggs/Wendy

"Comfort For Newsgirl From Hard Teacher"

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Deflower? Huh?

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Not that I know. IS there Ms. Briggs slash?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't know...

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yeah.

14. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Nevel/Shane/Fred. Not anybody I know.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Umm... I don't know what Sasha would scream.

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ms. Ackerman? I don't know.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Carly/Sam/Wendy

Rating: T

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I don't know.

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't think I have read a Fred fic.

20. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Kink? I don't know.

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

... I don't know. I'm skipping.

22. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Valerie/Ms. Briggs. I don't know who would "top". I don't even know what "top" means.

23. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Sam and Spencer are in a happy relationship until Spencer suddenly runs off with Shane. Sam, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Freddie and a brief unhappy affair with Wendy, then follows the wise advice of Fred and finds true love with Valerie. (Hahha. Like Sam and Valerie would get together after what she did to Freddie. But I guess they could kind of work. They both have at least a little bit of evil in them.)

An iCarly Survey

What’s your favorite episode?

iKiss (and iFight Shelby Marx :))

Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod?

No. :(

Who introduced you to the show?

Nobody. We had Nickelodeon on, and there's this commercial for a new show called iCarly. I couldn't wait to see it! Then, the pilot premiered and I already loved it. :)

Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?

Yes.

What do you predict for the characters in the future?

Sam and Freddie will get together, Carly might be okay with it. But really, how do we know what will happen?

Who’s your favorite character?

All of them! :)

Who’s your favorite girl?

Sam Puckett

Who’s your favorite guy?

Spencer Shay

What’s your favorite line from one of the episodes?

That's hard. I'll have to list two. XD

"You pulled a prank on SAM?! What, are you tired of living?!" - Carly

Carly: Okay, for every insult you owe Freddie five bucks.
Freddie: Good, I'm gonna be rich.
Sam: No you're not, because I'm not gonna say one mean word to you.
Freddie: Oh really? Wanna kiss me?
Sam: Kiss YOU?! Dude I'd rather-
Freddie: -turns ear-
Sam: Not do that right now, but I'll thank you for your kind offer.

What’s your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)?

Two again! XD

Sam: -at kissing booth-
Freddie: -puckers lips-
Sam: Not for nine BILLION dollars!
Freddie: Don't worry, I don't wanna kiss you.

Carly: Okay, for every insult you owe Freddie five bucks.
Freddie: Good, I'm gonna be rich.
Sam: No you're not, because I'm not gonna say one mean word to you.
Freddie: Oh really? Wanna kiss me?
Sam: Kiss YOU?! Dude I'd rather-
Freddie: turns ear
Sam: Not do that right now, but I'll thank you for your kind offer.

What’s your favorite Spam moment?

Ooo... that's another hard one. Umm... I guess I would have to say when Sam says to him "Whatcha cookin' there handsome?" So cute. :) I also like when she teaches him how to lie, and tells him about her nightmare. She trusts him with her dreams! :D

What about your favorite moment between Carly and Sam?

Ooohh... there are so many great best-friendship moments between Carly and Sam. :) My favorite would probably be the Laughing Gas scene from iThink They Kissed.

What’s your favorite argument between any of the characters?

Sam: Aww... is little Freddie going to see Santa Clause?
Freddie: No. -whispers- Let's go.
Mrs. Benson: Sorry, I tried to be vague.
Freddie: Well it didn't work.

Okay, that's not really a fight. Probably the Computer Fight between Sam and Freddie in iPie.

Which episode title is your favorite?

Episode TITLE? Umm... iSpy A Mean Teacher. EPISODE? iKiss and iFight Shelby Marx. :)

Is this one of your favorite shows?

It's my absolute favorite show! :D

Seddie or Creddie?

Both! :)

Season one or season two?

Probably season two.

Spam or Sam/Jonah?

Spam! :D

Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”?

iGo To Japan.

Are you more excited for season two DVDs or “iFight Shelby Marx”?

Season Two DVDs. And iFight Shelby Marx was a GREAT episode. :D

“iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”?

iMust Have Locker 239

Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?

Both! :)

Sam or Carly?

Sam (but Carly's one of my favorites too. :))

Carly or Freddie?

Carly (no, I don't hate Freddie.)

Sam or Spencer?

Both! XD

Spencer or Freddie?

Spencer

Jonah or Pete?

Pete!

Tureen or Wendy?

Wendy. Tureen is from iDon't Wanna Fight.

Sam or Freddie?

Sam

Granddad or Mrs. Benson?

Granddad.

Griffin or Jake?

Griffin.

Griffin or Freddie?

Freddie

Carly or Spencer?

Spencer

Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?

Both!

Nevel or Mandy?

Nevel

Nevel or Tureen?

Tureen.

Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?

Emmett! What happened to him?! :(

The girls on the show or the guys on the show?

The girls

How did you first hear about the movie events?

On TV

Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx?

It already passed. And it was VERY exciting! :) Sharly (Carly/Shelby) for the win! :D

What do you think of the casting on the show?

Perfect casting! Miranda and Jennette are two of my favorite actresses and singers! :)

Do you watch it religiously?

Yes

Do any of your friends watch it?

Yes :)

Do you think it will run a long time?

Yeah! They break tons of records all the time!

What episode did you like Sam the best?

iKiss, iReunite With Missy, iMust Have Locker 239, iTwins, iDon't Want To Fight, iTake On Dingo, iMake Sam G irlier, iOwe You, oh the list goes on and on and on! XD

How about Freddie?

iKiss, iReunite With Missy, iPilot, iDate A Bad Boy, iTwins, iWill Date Freddie, iNevel, iOwe You, iMust Have Locker 239, iDon't Want To Fight, iLike Jake, iScream On Halloween, iPromise Not To Tell, etc. etc. XD

And what about Carly’s?

iPilot, iKiss, iNevel, iRue The Day, iReunite With Missy (for the most part), iDon't Want To Fight, iDate A Bad Boy, iFight Shelby Marx, iPromise Not To Tell, iThink They Kissed, iPromote Tech Foots, etc. XD

Which character would you meet in person?

All the main characters! XD

Which actress would you meet in person?

Jennette McCurdy, she's an amazing role model/singer! :D And Miranda, she's also an amazing actress/singer! :D

Which actor would you meet in person?

Jerry Trainor and Nathan Kress. I don't crush on celebrities, but they seem like nice men. And I have to convince them to either date Jennette or make Taylor Swift date her! XD

Stereotypes:

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST be an idiot.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm COLORED so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a smartass.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a racist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b.

I'm an OREGONION so I MUST hate white people.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a HICK, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a huge DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a RACIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be SUPER SEXY and be conceited.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST look mad good.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm DOMINICAN so I MUST eat PLATANOS.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm SKINNY so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm ANOREXIC so I MUST be stupid.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST have SEX a lot.

I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a flirt.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm MIXED so I must be f up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a racist.

!PASS THIS ON IF YOU THINK STEROTYPES ARE INSANE! The ones in bold are me and I don't think any of them are true.