An introduction would be nice so here it goes: Hi! Not much to say about me, I'm a girl and a very avid reader. I'm also vertically challenged but I'm working on it(I've made it pass five feet!). I live in the U.S.A.

If you're dying of boredom from reading this, don't expect me to cry at your funeral.

Stories that I like or generally prefer but not limited to are: Draco/Hermione romances, Slytherin Harry, Independent/Badass Harry, Grey Harry, and Azkaban Harry. Ships that I have deemed acceptable are D/Hr, H/PP, H/Slytherin girl, H/L and H/OC. I've recently really gotten into AUs, time travel, Alternate dimensions, Harry is actually Snape's son, and Harry raised by Snape or other people.

Stories that I don't like(when I mean don't like I mean hate with every fibre of my being) are all stories where Harry is a pussy that lets everyone trample right all over him. Can't stand stories where Harry thinks that he can't kill Voldie because that would make him a murderer, oh puh-lease go cry me a river. Not a fan of H/G or H/Hr, though some of my fave stories do have those as pairings. I do go out of my way to avoid those romance stories that have them building up and finding their happily ever after because(in the case of H/G) canon is boring and predictable or(in the case of H/Hr) I just don't like it(D/Hr 4ever!). Also not a fan of Harry/Tonks(again some of my fave stories have this), Harry/anyone who could be his effing mother(i.e. Narcissa/Bellatrix or God forbid Minerva), gay Harry(just not my thing), R/Hr and Hermione/everyone else in the HP series. I'm not exaggerating, I've seen Hermione/Oliver, Hermione/Marcus, and countless others. She has never even spoken to some of them and you're going to make them a pairing?

Some things that really annoy the crap out of me:
1. It's Blaise Zabini not Zambini, no he's not a girl though gender-switching Blaise is funny.

2. It's Hermione not Mia or other rubbish like that. Mione is acceptable but that's pretty much it.

3. Not a big fan of Drake or Dray either.

4. Ginnys full name is Ginevra not Ginerva and certainly not Virginia.

5. Her eyes are for the last time not green like Harry's but a shade of brown like her mothers. Yes, I'm talking about Ginny.

6. Ron's eyes are blue.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

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~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I’m not God!

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.