Name: I'll have to check my birth certificate. Excuse me while I wait 3 hours on the phone with the Children's Hospital.
Age: Why the hell do you want to know? I'll call you Pedo. Your last name shall be Phile.
Sex: I'm pretty sure I'm a chick.
Height: Uhhh... I really don't know... Somewhere over two feet and under nine feet... Use your imagination.
Eye color: I dunno. I can't see my eyes... 'cause I kind of see with my eyes.
Hair color: Ya know... how hair is colored.
Glasses?: Just cause I can't see worth shit.
Hobbies: ... stuff

Favorite Pairings: IchiRuki, HitsuKarin, NaruSaku, Lelouch x Kallen, Lelouch x C.C., Kyou x Tohru, Tamaki x Haruhi, Kenshin x Kaoru, Kataang
Pairings I Detest: IchiHime, RenRuki, HitsuHina, NaruHina, NaruIno, SasuSaku, LeeSaku, KakaSaku, SaiSaku, NaruSasu, InoSaku, Zutara
Pairings I'll Accept: IshiHime, Hikaru x Haruhi, HitsuMatsu (I doubt it, though)

Favorite Characters (in order from awesomest to least): Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin), Hitsugaya Toushirou (Bleach), Lelouch Lamperouge (a.k.a. Lelouch vii Britannia) (Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion), Yagami Light (Raito) (Death Note), Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach), Kuchiki Rukia (Bleach), Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist), Urahara Kisuke (Bleach), Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto), Hatake Kakashi (Naruto), Souhma Kyou (Fruits Basket)

Shows I watch o.O:
- Naruto
- Bleach
- Death Note
- Full Metal Alchemist
- Inuyasha
- Avatar: The Last Airbender
- Rurouni Kenshin
- Code Geass
- House
- Lost
- Heroes
- Scrubs

Books I read:
- Harry Potter
- Artemis Fowl
- Lord of the Rings
- Inheritance Cycle (AKA the Eragon books)
- manga >.>

Favorite Quotes -

-- “Hold on. So in my mind, this jacked-up, sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?” - Kurosaki Ichigo, "Bleach"

-- “Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!” - Urahara Kisuke,"Bleach"

-- "I'm so gangster, I just wet my pants!" - Me

-- "I do believe you've killed my hat." - Urahara Kisuke, "Bleach"

-- "If you use your head, you won't get fat even if you eat sweets." - L, "Death Note"

-- "College is fun if you didn't have to worry about dying." - L, "Death Note"

-- "Rules are made by a God. You will be defeated by my rules and for the sins of offending the God of the New World, you will die." - Yagami Light, "Death Note"

-- "Just as planned." - Yagami Light, "Death Note" (Come on, you've gotta admit it, it's a hilarious line!)

-- "I don't like air." - Me, explaining to my dad why I will never go outside.

- "Bang! ... If I were Kira, you'd be dead right now, Yagami Souchirio-san." - L, "Death Note"

-- "Oh so... If you don't mind me asking... why do you keep checking your watch?" "Oh... Well... I guess its because... because I'm Kira." - Naomi and Yagami Light right before he kills her. :D, "Death Note"

-- "What's up ma home-skillet buscuit with buttered toast?!" - Me and my bestest friend Emma

-- "I got lost on the path of life." - Hatake Kakashi, "Naruto"

-- "Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously." - Hatake Kakashi, "Naruto"

-- "Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth." - Uchiha Obito, "Naruto"

-- "Everyone... everyone... has risked their lives to come after you!" "Well, good for them." - Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke, "Naruto"

-- "I want Bill Kaulitz's pants!" "What the hell..." "I said HIS PANTS! Not IN his pants! His pants look so hot!" - Emma and Me

-- "Ryuuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the manager job?" "You want to be useful?" "Yes!" "Then go get me some coffee." - Matsuda and L, "Death Note"

-- "Will you be eating that cake? Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake." - L, "Death Note"

-- "The power wielded in my hand was gained for her sake!" - Kurosaki Ichigo, "Bleach" MAJOR ICHIRUKI PROOF

-- "Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?" "Five people and a cat" - Madarame Ikkaku and Kurosaki Ichigo, "Bleach"

-- "There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness." - Po, "Kung Fu Panda"

-- "It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!" - Po, "Kung Fu Panda"

-- "Alright, we have too many people so I say we kick the ugliest girl off our team... Chris. Out!" - This kid named Paul while we were picking teams for football

-- "The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming." - Kingsley Shacklebolt, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows"

-- "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." - Hermione Granger, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

-- "The world will look up and shout 'Save us' ... and I'll answer 'No.'" - Rorschach, "Watchmen"

-- "These guys look like Soul Reapers, but they smell like Bounts!" "You mean they're all dolls?" - Lirin and Kurosaki Ichigo, "Bleach" (English dub)

-- “If Mother Nature hooked up with Father Time the resulting offspring would be Captain Planet.” - Tituba3 (Yes, I was browsing through profiles... That does NOT make me a stalker in any way!)

-- "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." - Louis Hector Berlioz

-- "Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill

-- "Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy..." - God, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

-- (After slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off) "Now stand aside, worthy adversary." "'Tis but a scratch." "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "What's that, then? (Points to the Black Knight's dismembered arm)" "(After a pause) I've had worse." "You liar." "Come on ya pansy!" King Arthur and the Black Knight "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

-- "Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!" The Black Knight "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

-- "I fart in your general direction!" - French Soldier, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

-- "Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - French Soldier, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!)
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool. (As I don't watch very many "real" movies with "real people", I'd hardly call them gory.)
You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 24.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
~Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
~You like hanging out at the mall. (FOOD COURT! HELL YES!)
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars. (NO WAY. It's like the best movie EVER.)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can. (NO!!)
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Does torturing Barbies count?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total= 2. LAWL