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since: 08-17-07, id: 1354562, Profile edited: 06-22-08
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting ata the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when for some strange reason your wardrobe scaries you so you have to army roll to your bed from your door. Crazy is hopping to class, and when asked why, you blame it on the bunnies. Even if there were no bunnies. Crazy is when you get into the wrong car when being picked up after school. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro!

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If your name is Emily and you have an extremely unhealthy addiction to icons, repeating quotes, and thinking that your life itself is an inside joke, add this to your profile.

Disclaimer:My name isn't Emily

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)




1. Enough for Forever » reviews
Set after Eclipse. Edward and Bella need to have a little talk with Charlie. first fanfic. Please Review!
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 8-21-07
2. 15 Signs You're Obsessed With Edward Cullen reviews
I accidentally deleted the original, and here's the repost. Read and Review Please! random and hopefully funny.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-7-08 - Published: 1-7-08
3. 15 Signs You're Obsessed With Emmett Cullen reviews
Another signs story by me! Again, I got bored and wrote this. Read Edward too. I'm no good at summaries, but please read and review!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-7-08 - Published: 1-7-08
4. Bella's A Drunk? A Truth or Dare Story reviews
Random stuff the Cullens do while playing truth or dare. i've had a lot of help, and the characters may be a little OOC.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 11-15-07
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