Valentina LaFontaine
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since: 08-17-07, id: 1354584, Profile Updated: 03-04-12
Author has written 47 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Sons of Anarchy, Aladdin, Harry Potter, Thor, and Avengers.

Hello, my name is Val nice to meet you. Welcome to whatever brought you here..

You can read any updates and get to know me through my Tumblr which is linked at the top, if you are interested.

I have a disclaimer:

Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the disclaimer.
That's right the disclaimer

This American apple pie institution
known as parental discretion
will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
from the stories that might actually make you think
and will also insult your intelligence at the same time.

So protect your family!
This collection of fanfiction stories contains explicit depictions
of things which are real.
These real things are commonly known as life.
So if it sounds sarcastic don't take it seriously.
If it sounds dangerous
do not try this at home or at all.
And if it offends you just don't listen to it


1. Tabula Rasa » reviews
"This bond—our bond, shall never be torn asunder by anyone. Mortal or god, you should never forget what I am to you and what you are to me. Promise me?" He was rarely this affectionate in the company of others. He felt the same dread she felt. Sigyn/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,711 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 4-1-12 - Loki & Hawkeye/Clint B.
2. First Kiss reviews
A young Loki has his first kiss. Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-12 - Loki - Complete
3. She Suffered
As a boy, Thor had a crush on the fair maiden Sigyn of Vanaheim. When they were adults it grew into love. Thor/Sigyn. Sigyn/Loki.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Published: 6-29-12 - Thor - Complete
4. Hackers reviews
Sigyn Loki's wife has been caught hacking into S.H.I.E.L.D's database on behalf of her husband. Set during Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-12 - Agent Phil Coulson & Loki - Complete
5. Prison Walls reviews
Loki is held in SHIELD's captivity. Sigyn comes to visit him. Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-12 - Loki - Complete
6. Vanaheim Storms reviews
Loki and Sigyn are trapped in the middle of a storm in her homeland of Vanaheim. AU Loki/Sigyn
Thor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-12 - Loki - Complete
7. Mischief Monkey reviews
Hela and Loki have the day all to themselves. A father and daughter day seems in order, doesn't it? AU. Sigyn/Loki orientated.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-10-12 - Loki - Complete
8. Strawberries reviews
What would life be like if Loki and Thor were mortals? Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-6-12 - Loki & Thor - Complete
9. Vacation to Midgard reviews
Loki and Thor go on vacation with their loved ones. Loki/Sigyn, Sif/Thor
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-4-12 - Loki & Thor - Complete
10. The Better Man reviews
Loki had his eyes set on Sigyn, but Theoric won't go away. Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-1-12 - Loki - Complete
11. The Unpleasant Lunch reviews
Jane Foster is invited to lunch at Loki and Sigyn's apartment. How will this turn out? Loki/Sigyn. Post Avengers.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-28-12 - Loki & Jane F. - Complete
12. Wine and Solace reviews
After their date, Loki and Sigyn drink elven wine. Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-12 - Loki - Complete
13. The Pool of Green reviews
Sigyn tells Loki all about the special flower only a Vanir could grow. Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-27-12 - Loki - Complete
14. The Little Mischief reviews
The god of mischief has become a father. Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-12 - Loki - Complete
15. Proper Union reviews
When Loki is crowned King of Asgard after Odin falls into the Odinsleep and Thor's banishment. He decides to remarry Sigyn properly to celebrate. Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-12 - Loki - Complete
16. The Soup Nazi reviews
Most people would do anything for a good bowl of soup. Sigyn/Loki AU
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-12 - Loki & Thor - Complete
17. Broken Vows reviews
After centuries of marriage, children and years on Midgard, Loki uncovers Sigyn's secret. Sigyn/Loki slight AU
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-12 - Loki & C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
18. Adult Concepts reviews
Hela wants to know about the circle of life. Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-19-12 - Loki - Complete
19. Rosenrot » reviews
The little rose is always on Loki's mind. Sigyn/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,697 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-31-12 - Published: 12-14-11 - Loki - Complete
20. The Revelator » reviews
Rest should come easy to the guiltless and Scabior has a lot to feel guilty about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,182 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-7-11 - Published: 1-16-11 - Scabior & OC
21. Marry Me: The Tales of Narcissa Black » reviews
Arranged marriages are practiced in pure blooded families. It was simply a marriage of convience and not one based on love. The Blacks and the Malfoys made no effort into keeping the union a secret but how will the children react? Rating might go up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,032 - Reviews: 212 - Updated: 8-17-11 - Published: 12-5-10 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M.
22. Nevermore » reviews
Antonin Dolohov hated summers. He hated the heat, the bugs, the pointless parties and the horrible tan lines, but one summer he would meet a woman that changed his perception on love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-27-11 - Published: 6-23-11 - Antonin D. & OC
23. Rain Dance reviews
A pregnant Narcissa confronts Rodolphus's mistress. Very mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-11 - Rodolphus L. & Narcissa M. - Complete
24. Dirty Harry reviews
Scabior spends some time with Tonks once afternoon, when the square television catches his eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-1-11 - Scabior & N. Tonks - Complete
25. The Mistress reviews
Rodolphus was aware of Bellatrix's love for the Dark Lord. So he has other ways of letting out his tension.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-11 - Rodolphus L. - Complete
26. My Dear Son reviews
If Bellatrix had sons, what would she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-11 - Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L. - Complete
27. Boys Will Be Boys reviews
Lucius teaches Draco how to play Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-23-11 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
28. Broken Heels reviews
Valentines Day is not always a joyous holiday for every couple. Especially for Rodolphus and Bellatrix. At least it's never boring.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-11 - Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L. - Complete
29. Sympathy for the Father reviews
"I just wanted to say goodbye to our father." Andromeda sighed. "You abandoned my father." Narcissa said. "You abandoned my family. Why should we give you the right?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-15-10 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete
30. Before the Dark Lord Comes reviews
It's the night before the Dark Lord comes to make the Malfoy Manor his headquarters. Both of the Malfoys cannot sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-9-10 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
31. Happy Birthday reviews
Today is Lucius Malfoy's birthday. Draco and Narcissa have a surprise for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-6-10 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete
32. Good Night reviews
Lucius Malfoy answers Voldemort's call but not before saying good night to his wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-4-10 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
33. Apples and Oranges: Property of a Redwood Original » reviews
A collection of stories of misadventure, romance and humor. However in the midst of the nonsense there is a story, told through the eyes of Apollonia Naranjas, Tig's former old lady.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 141,712 - Reviews: 328 - Updated: 11-19-10 - Published: 12-23-09 - Tig
34. The Day With Pop Pop » reviews
Fawn leaves her son Jesse over at the Teller-Morrow shop every Friday so Tig can spend sometime with his grandson. What trouble can they get into today? Rated T for some language and adult themes later on.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-11-10 - Published: 11-4-10 - Tig & Half Sack - Complete
35. The Forgotten Son reviews
Cassim had a son before Aladdin and sees him with his mother suddenly. All the memories of rhw sinful affair come back to him for better or for worse.
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-8-10 - Mozenrath & Cassim - Complete
36. Every Town Needs A Scapegoat reviews
Tensions between the Mayans and the Sons have increased, and after Tig's daughter starts dating one of them it nearly destroys Charming.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-10 - Tig
37. Aerials reviews
A look into Tig's childhood to his start of the club.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-10 - Tig
38. My Baby Shot Me Down reviews
As children their love was a innocent friendship, but through their struggles their love developed into something darker. One Shot maybe .
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-16-10 - Mozenrath & Sadira - Complete
39. The Art of Suicide » reviews
She was a sweet butt, and nothing more than a good time. But when she kills herself in front of the entire club, their feelings are reconsidered.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-24-10 - Published: 5-16-10 - Jax & Tig
40. What Doesn't Kill You, Will Leave A Scar reviews
To Jax, Tara was the selfish one. Putting what she wanted before him. He had everything in Charming. Money, family, power and women. What was there for him in San Diego?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-1-10 - Jax & Tara - Complete
41. Cellophane reviews
Wendy always felt invisible, like she didn't matter. For once she thought she could make things right so everything would be the way it used to be.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-11-10 - Wendy & Jax - Complete
42. Violence, Runs in the Family » reviews
They could run from the law, run from their lives, run into debt, run from it all, run for the office and run for the cause. Run using every last ounce of energy but they couldn't run from him. He was living inside of them. *Honey and Sulphur Sequel*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-23-09 - Published: 10-16-09 - Joker
43. Night Terrors reviews
Night terrors have plagued Jax since childhood, but with the close ties from the club breaking his nightmares intensify.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-09 - Jax
44. Honey and Sulphur » reviews
The Joker was always interested in her, even before his reign of chaos. She played hard to get, but he managed to reel her in and become faithful to him and only to him.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,481 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Joker - Complete
45. The Center of the World reviews
Behind Jonathan Crane's deep blue eyes hid secrets. These secrets started off as small vices but as he matured so did they. It continued to fester in his soul until finally it exploded. This made the skinny man become the notorious Master of Fear.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-09 - J. Crane
46. Polly » reviews
Polly was coming home from the punk show, unsuspecting that she would sleep with danger. With one move and a simple knock on the head she found herself in hell. Joker and Scarecrow are her masters and she's the puppet. Now Polly has become a statistic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 5-27-09 - Joker & J. Crane - Complete
47. Like Father, Like Daughter reviews
Tabitha, never knew her parents, quite frankly she didn't want to, but by chance she just happen to know who they were. One Shot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-09 - Joker - Complete