Hi people!

If you have recieved a review along the lines of 'watch spelling' 'use a new line for dialogue', I am an English freak, and if you haven't recieved a review, you'll more than likely get one. Possibly. If I read your story. Some fandoms are huge. cough-Harry Potter-cough

Some Basic Rules

"You're" is short for "you are". Use it if the same sentence would make sense if you replaced "you're" with "you are".

"Your" is a possessive pronoun. It means that some person own something.

Speech: SPEECH MARKS. then. SPEECH. then COMMA then SPEECH MARKS then SO AND SO then SAID. e.g. "Blah blah blah," So and so said

Moving on...

I'm meant to tell you my name, age, place, etc. In my opinion, the only people who'd want to know that would be stalkers... none of you, ne? So I shan't tell you.

As well as this, I write slash. Only for some fandoms, mind you (ie. NOT Alex Rider because frankly, I don't like most of the pairings), but I write slash. So watch out.

I don't own anything, except what I do to the characters. Unless there's an OC I claim as my own, all the characters belong to others, like JKR, Eoin Colfer, whoever wrote/owns the series/book/anime/manga. So are the settings, if the author created them, e.g. Hogwarts. I'm doing this here, because I always forget to do it in the story.

Now, the brownies I keep giving out...

Hitsugaya: (rushes in, to camera) SHE'S USING SLAVE LABOUR TO PRODUCE BROWNIES! SHE BRIBES ALL THE SHINIGAMI TO DO IT! I SWEAR! IT'S THE TRUTH!

Me: HITSUGAYA! Get back to the kitchen this instant! I NEED MORE BROWNIES!

Hitsu: No! Not the kitchen!

Me: GET BACK THERE! or else, i'll tell everyone about the time you --

Hitsu: I'm going back! (rushes back to kitchen)

Bya: (runs out with tray of brownies) Here's some more brownies, your highness.

ME: Thank you, ByaBya.

Bya: (twitch) Don't call me that. You told me that if I made you brownies, you'd never call me that name again!

Me: Oops...

Bya: NOOOO! (has mental breakdown)

UN Trooper one: (storms place) QueenofBookworms! You are under arrest!

ME: WHAT!?

UN trooper two: we receieved word you are holding the captains and vice captains of the Gotei 13 captive and forcing them to make you brownies!

ME: It's not true! I swear!

Hitsu: It is! It is!

ME: NOOOO! I NEED THE BROWNIES! I WANNA GIVE THEM OUT! (sobs madly)

Hitsu: You give them out? As long as it's not to those annoying fanfic authors and readers, fine, we'll make you brownies.

Me: Ummmm... Yeah! Definetely not to fanfic authors or readers! And definetely not to reviewers!! (nervous smile)

Harry Potter: (rushes out) WHAT ABOUT US WIZARDS AND WITCHES!?

Alex Rider: AND US! THE SAS, MI6, Brooklands students?! We're being held captive too!

Me: Harry! What happened to Draco? I thought he was handcuffed to you!

Draco: (muffled voice) Here, people! (Everyone looks down, sees Draco being dragged around on the ground)

Me: Phew. Good.

Alex: Not good!

Me: You can't do anything, MUAWHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone: (stares)

Sirius: Why am i handcuffed to Remy, please?

Me: Because! I believe in Draco/Harry and Sirius/Remus. Therefore--

Draco: ME!? WITH HARRY POTTER!? NO WAY IN BLOODY HELL!

Me: (twitch, red fire appears behind me) You shall be with Harry, or face my wrath!

(Everyone flees)

I'm a crazy Artemis Fowl fan, who's also insane about Holly Short/Trouble Kelp, those stories are at the top of my fanfics to read list. BTW, I hate Artemis/Holly, way too many cross-species issues.

Plus I'm a new bleach fan. Crack is awesome!! and a yaoi fan.

Recently got into Alex Rider and Harry Potter fanfiction.

My friend gave reasons why Byakuya must be gay.

1) He only every fights guys

2) Most, if not all, the guys he fights end up with their shirts in tatters.

I added 3) has he ever reacted to, say, Matsumoto's revealing clothes?

O.O Byakuya! What would the elders say!?

Why Renji should be with Ichigo:

Renji's hair is red, the colour of strawberries, while Ichi's is orange, which is the colour of pineapples! Well, kinda, but you get the idea! :D That was from my sis.

Ships that I like

Artemis Fowl: H/T, A/M, F/C,

Bleach: Shunsui/Nanao. Slash: Ichigo/Renji, Icihgo/Byakuya, Ichigo/Grimmjow, Renji/Byakuya, Ukitake/Shunsui, Grimmjow/Ulquiorra.

Harry Potter: Harry/Draco. Sirius/Remus ...Harry/Snape, works sometimes (ie. The Marriage Stone) ... I will read just about anything, like Harry/Tom. Yes, I've read some. They're not that bad.

Ships I hate/don't really like (sorry if I offend you, I don't mean it)

Artemis Fowl: A/H, R/H, F/H

Bleach: Hitsugaya/Matsumoto, Hitsugaya/Karin, Hitsugaya/Rukia,

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron. Ginny is nothing more than an obnoxious slut, whilst Hermione and Ron argue too much.

A Little Notice about my Stories

Deleted two of my stories, both AF. Decided they weren't being written at all, no point in keeping them up. Am considering deleting and rewriting other AF one, because really, it's horrible.

Now, I'm writing my stories before posting, so they get updated completely in a short while. Well, usually. There's fics like SGTP, which I haven't finished... Gah.

I started a Harry Potter fanfic, and wrote a heap of plot bunnies down. This HP fic is... Slightly cracky, with some angst. Hmn, and I started another one, which is complete and utter crack.

And now for those copy and paste things!!

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile