Hi people!
If you have recieved a review along the lines of 'watch spelling' 'use a new line for dialogue', I am an English freak, and if you haven't recieved a review, you'll more than likely get one.
Some Basic Rules
"You're" is short for "you are". Use it if the same sentence would make sense if you replaced "you're" with "you are".
"Your" is a possessive pronoun. It means that some person own something.
Speech: SPEECH MARKS. then. SPEECH. then COMMA then SPEECH MARKS then SO AND SO then SAID. e.g. "Blah blah blah," So and so said
Moving on...
I'm meant to tell you my name, age, place, etc. In my opinion, the only people who'd want to know that would be stalkers... none of you, ne? So I shan't tell you.
Now, the brownies i keep giving out...
Hitsugaya: rushes in, to camera SHE'S USING SLAVE LABOUR TO PRODUCE BROWNIES! SHE BRIBES ALL THE SHINIGAMI TO DO IT! I SWEAR! IT'S THE TRUTH!
Me: HITSUGAYA! Get back to the kitchen this instant! I NEED MORE BROWNIES!
Hitsu: No! Not the kitchen!
Me: GET BACK THERE! or else, i'll tell everyone about the time you --
Hitsu: I;m going back! rushes back to kitchen
Bya: runs out with tray of brownies Here's some more brownies, your highness.
ME: Thank you, ByaBya.
Bya: twitch Don't call me that. You told me that if I made you brownies, you'd never call me that name again!
Me: oops...
Bya: NOOOO! has mental breakdown
UN Trooper one: storms place queenofBookworms! You are under arrest!
ME: WHAT!?
Un trooper two: we receieved word you are holding the captains and vice captains of the Gotei 13 captive and forcing them to make you brownies!
ME: it's not true! i swear!
Hitsu: it is! it is!
ME: NOOOO! I NEED THE BROWNIES! I WANNA GIVE THEM OUT! sobs madly
Hitsu: you give them out? as long as it's not to those annoying fanfic authors and readers, fine, we'll make you brownies.
Me: ummmm... yeah! definetely not to fanfic authors or readers! and definetely not to reviewers!! nervous smile
I'm a crazy AF fan, who's also insane about Holly Short/Trouble Kelp, those stories are at the top of my fanfics to read list. BTW, I hate Artemis/Holly, way too many cross-species issues.
Plus i'm a new bleach fan. Crack is awesome!! and a yaoi fan.
My friend gave reasons why Byakuya must be gay.
1) He only every fights guys
2) most, if not all, the guys he fights end up with their shirts in tatters.
i added 3) has he ever reacted to, say, Matsumoto's revealing clothes?
O.O Byakuya! What would the elders say!?
Ships that I like
Artemis Fowl: H/T, A/M, F/C,
Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia, Shunsui/Nanao, Hitsugaya/Hinamori, Shunsui/Nanao
Crack: Ichigo/Renji, Icihgo/Byakuya, Ichigo/Grimmjow, Renji/Byakuya, Ukitake/Shunsui, Grimmjow/Ulquiorra.
Ships I hate/don't really like (sorry if I offend you, I don't mean it)
Artemis Fowl: A/H, R/H, F/H
Bleach: Hitsugaya/Matsumoto, Hitsugaya/Karin, Hitsugaya/Rukia,
A Little Notice about my Stories
Deleted two of my stories, both AF. Decided they weren't being written at all, no point in keeping them up.
My mum wants me to do better at school, so i can't write fanfics as often as I'd like. Neither can I update them as often as I'd like. So expect a delay.
Now, I'm writing my stories before posting, so they get updated completely in a short while. Well, usually.
And now for those copy and paste things!!
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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them.
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.
If you want the actresses and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want the drought to end, take shorter showers and then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile (one time i ran into the door. twice.)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik's Muse, comix-freak, Nickywa321. QueenofBookworms
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile
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