Hi! I am so incredibly insanely hyper right now. Because two days ago I got my letter in the mail that said I passed my EMT test! It's awesome, because now I have my patches, and my certificate, and my little card that I can carry around in my wallet that says I'm an EMT. And it's AWESOME! But now I have to wait for musical to be over so I can find time to go on a ride-along... That makes me sad. :-(

Anyway...

I immensely enjoy reading books, particularly Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, and Brisingr so far). Well, that's kind of obvious, since it's the only type of fanfic I am currently writing. I am rabidly awaiting the release of Brisingr, which is coming out on September 20. I love the books but I absolutely DESPISE the movie (good acting, horribly butchered plot)! If you have seen the movie but haven't read the books, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, READ THE BOOKS! They are a lot better!! I will concede that the one good thing about the movie was that Murtagh was HOT! I love him anyway, but when I saw the movie, I was like, singing the Hallelujah Chorus in my head. I was very glad when I learned that he wasn't dead at the end of Eldest. Though that would make things easier for Eragon, I suppose. Oh, well. Screw him. Although I do have a very bad feeling that Murtagh is going to die in the last book. Then I will have to hunt down Christopher Paolini and rant at him for killing off my favorite character. I LOVE Murtagh!! "Love" meaning, bordering on the brink of obsessiveness. Which is kind of weird, because Murtagh is fictional. Ah, well. I am already the epitome of weird anyway.

Anyway... (again)

I also like the Wind on Fire Trilogy, Garth Nix books, anything by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse, and Harry Potter (wasn't a big fan of Deathly Hallows, though). I also enjoy various other books that are WAY too numerous to mention individually. In general, I am a big fan of fantasy.

Actually, Garth Nix books definitely deserve a bigger portion of my time, so bear with me for a minute. I LOVE Garth Nix's fantasy, because I still think it is somewhat epic, but it's not the same old epic that pretty much everyone has written in some form or another. By the way, if you're into Garth Nix as well, you absolutely MUST read Sanaryelle's "Five Great Charters." It is about the making of the Wall and the beginning of the Charter bloodlines, and though it is very very long (50 Chapters), her writing is excellent.

I am currently working on C'koro, my second fanfic (wait, never mind, third fanfic. I forgot to count Movie Madness - again). It is probably going to be a very LOOONG story, so check it out, get hooked, and come back to check on it anxiously every day while I hold you in suspense. Mwahahahaha. Just so you know now, if I take forever to update between December and March, it's not me being evil. Okay, maybe a little evil. But mostly because I will (hopefully) be in my high school's musical and Foz (director/chorus teacher - the guy who teaches chorus the way only a gay man can!) and Viv (other director/acting coach/teacher) make us do really long rehearsals and I barely have time for homework, let alone writing. And if I don't get into the musical, I will probably take a three-month hiatus anyway, because I will be really depressed that I didn't even make ensemble! (Ensemble is where the people who can sing but can't dance go.)

Random hyper teenagers of the world, UNITE!! If you are hyper, random, or just feel like copying and pasting something onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile! Ha ha. I actually made this one up myself. That and the iPod one. And the statistics one. I'm special!

92 percent of the teenage population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent laughing your @ off. I will never understand the rest of the teenage population's obsession with designer clothes. I'll take the boys' section at Kohl's (even though I'm a girl), thank you very much.

If you are an iPod-less teenager and resent that fact, put this in your profile! Okay, technically, this is no longer true, but I'm too lazy to take it off my profile. Which makes absolutely no sense because it takes me more energy to type this than it does to select fifteen words and press backspace. Oh, well. I make no sense, too.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull (or vice versa) put this in your profile. Come on. You KNOW you've done it.

If you hate preps (sorry preps), copy and paste this into your profile. Wait, why did I apologize to the preps? Oh, yeah. Half of my friends are preps. WHY?

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. That whole thing pretty much summed up my personality in a nutshell.

If you have ever walked into a wall, put this in your profile.

If you have walked into a wall more than once, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten your best friend to walk into a wall multiple times, put this in your profile. Yeah. I know I have a lot of stuff about walking into walls. In my defense, my cat does it, too. She'll be running around the house, and then bash her head into the wall, then she just kind of looks dazed for a second, and then she runs away again at something that must be very close to Mach 3.

If you've ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. This means you! If you EVER PM me and I tell you I'm busy, DON'T KEEP BUGGING ME! Because I will track you down, come to your home and kill you silently in the middle of the night. MWAHAHAHAHA!

If you laugh when someone hurts themself then copy and paste this into your profile. I know it's not funny, but it's SO hilarious.

If you have ever gotten busted for reading a book or listening to a funny clip thing wicked late at night when you're supposed to be sleeping because you started laughing hysterically, paste this into your profile. Yeah... I tend to laugh hysterically at the worst possible times.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. Speaking of which...

If you actually ARE mentally insane, copy and paste this into your profile! Insert maniacal laughter here.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything put this in your profile. Seriously. It does. EVERYTHING.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this into your profile. That is so freakishly true.

If you have ever said something out loud that you thought you were just thinking in your head, put this in your profile. Dude. I do that ALL the time. It's so annoying.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Nope. Don't think I'm dead yet, since I'm still copying and pasting stuff into my profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I'm weird and I am PROUD!!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. I wonder why we do that...

If you have ever read a novel over 300 pages in under 4 hours, paste this into your profile. Can you say Harry Potter?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. Dude. I'm not just weird, I'm freakin psychotic!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I think this one speaks for itself.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you wonder who makes up all of these obviously made-up statistics, put this in your profile.

Speaking of which... If you can spell the word "statistics" but you can't say it out loud, copy and paste this into your profile. This seriously happens to me ALL the time!

If you think that Johnny Depp isn't hot and that Jack Sparrow is, paste this into your profile. So true.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. Ummm... Yeah. Hi?

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. Cherry pie!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. I would tell you who it is, but then if they mysteriously turned up dead I could be traced back through this profile...

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! Yep.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! Can you say winged gorganzola?

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! Seriously. Why don't they? Oh, wait - because then the Trix people would have to come up with new commercials.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. Like my fanfiction account...

If your friends are WEIRD put this on your profile. But they're not as weird as me!

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. MWAHAHAHAHA!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. NO, I am the person who makes ALL of these up - note the sarcasm (actually, there are a few on this page that are mine... but mostly I copied and pasted!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this. Actually, I don't even HAVE a myspace.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. I am never going to the dentist ever again. o.O

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. I love the randomness.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. My short-term memory is about three seconds.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek) BOW DOWN TO THE NERDINESS!!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune. Actually, I did. I just put this in so you could read the next profile thingy:

If you just sang all three of those songs in your head, put this in your profile!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. This is why you should review. Reviews make me happy. And a happy author updates more often!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. Haven't we all?

Poffles are awesome. If you actually know what poffles are, copy and paste this into your profile! House of Eragon, by thepurplerose

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. It's true!

If you hate High School Musical, copy this into your profile. It. Should. Die. (A slow and painful death - yay!)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. Yup. But then again, I AM insane...

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES:

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. The kind of behavior that teenage boys are NOT engaging in every day.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet.

7. Gay parents will raise gay children. Since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. We could never adapt to new social norms, like women being allowed to wear pants.

Please re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.