Hi, this is the Artist Formerly Known as KotORPlayerVII

RL name: GEORGE FUCKING WASHINGTON. Honestly, do you really expect me to tell you?

Age: Somewhere between 14 and 19.

Location: Sector 4, Apartment Building D, Apartment 12D, City 17. Again, do you really expect me to give out that information?

Likes: Dragons, Pokemon, Dragon Ball and especially DBZ (But not GT), Star Wars, StarGate, Ranger's Apprentice, Half-Life, Crysis, The Elder Scrolls, Halo, Command and Conquer, blah blah so on and so forth.

Dislikes: Naruto (I used to like it, but the series has taken a royal dive into shit city), Kirby, Dragon Ball GT, One Piece, Bleach, Rayquaza, Bible Black, Any movie made by Uwe Boll, my Algebra teacher, and more.

Number one Pet Peeve: People who complain about the fact that I spend most of my time on video games. Face it, I don't play sports, I don't play board games, I don't text my fingers off. Video games are what I do, so you'll just have to get over it.

Random Factlets about me:

I often scream a long-winded "DIE!" when electrocuting Stormtroopers on The Force Unleashed.

I'm a pretty good Archer in real life. I'm no Robin Hood, but I certainly don't suck at it.

I LOVE pulling the Star Destroyer. IT'S NOT THAT HARD, PEOPLE. JESUS.

Do NOT ever ask me to be your ally on Tiberium Wars/Kane's Wrath. I'll choose my Allies as I please. Just recently I taught somebody not to ask me. In a re-enactment of the Purging of the Jedi Temple (AKA Operation: Knightfall), I marched 36 Squadrons of Zone Troopers into the poor sucker's base, him thinking they were my way of fortifying his base, and smote his ass before he had a chance to react. He actually sent his own troops in to help me "defend" his base, thus scattering his forces and making him no challenge to obliterate. Think about THAT the next time you ask me for an alliance.

I DOMINATE at Burst Limit. If you don't want to get pounded into the ground, do NOT play against me when I'm playing as Trunks, Teen Gohan, Broly or Android 18. Especially Trunks and 18.

More to Come as I remember it.

Stories:

All the information Pertaining to my Writings.

Story Progress Monitor:

What Happens in Treasure Town, Chapter 2: 647 words.

Story Databank - Plot summaries and such:

In-Progress:

The Bounty of Men - Pokemon - Action/Romance - His name strikes fear into the hearts of criminals around the world. His ways cause many mothers to hide their children at the sound of a motorcycle engine. And his reputation sends even the most powerful trainers out of their way to avoid him. His name is Z. The world's only Lucario Bounty-Hunter. MoonlitDayshipping (Umbreon/Lucario)

What Happens in Treasure Town - Pokemon - Adventure/Romance - What happens in Treasure Town... Usually doesn't stay there for too long. And now, something is happening. A calamity that dwarfs even the collapse of time itself. And the fate of the world will find itself resting squarely in the paws of "The Typhlosion who doesn't give a damn." PMD2 Friendshipping.

Pending:

Ultimate Destiny - Crossover - Adventure/Humor - Super Smash Bros (And thereby every series present in it), Dragon Ball Z, and Soul Calibur (plus numerous cameos from other series) - It started as a tournament, The winner to be declared strongest being in existance. But when the most deadly evils unite under one cliche banner, a ragtag group of rival heroes band together to SAVE TEH UNIVERSE!!

Liberty or Death - "Difference. Hate. War. All of them are intertwined in these times. But will we back down? Will we stand by and watch our people die? NEVER." - General Roland K. Pokemorph Resistance, Special Ops Section.

Complete:

Fireballs - Pokemon - Cresselia and Darkrai sit down to discuss a few issues, and come to a revelation. Lunareclipseshipping oneshot.

Hold (Potential for Cancellation):

A Snake by Any other Name - Oblivion - Adventure/Humor - Not canceled, just on hold until I can get WHiTT at least half-done.

Steam Account: KotORplayerVII

Steam-based Games:

Garry's Mod

Team Fortress 2

Xbox LIVE: KotorplayerVIII (No, that is not a typo. VII was taken so I signed up for VIII instead)

The only game I play on XBox LIVE at the moment is Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit. Warning: I will NOT hesitate to destroy you. I play a KILLER Android 18, and do not even get me STARTED on Trunks.

NDS Wi-Fi: Nothing at the moment.

News:

10/28/09 - Bad news on The Trinity Project. Due to unforeseen circumstances: namely, receiving threats of "plagiarism" reports from disgruntled PMD: EOTS Authors who use Riolu and Vulpix in their stories, I have made the VERY self-angering decision to cancel Trinity. To those of you who may have been looking forward to it, I'm sorry. To those of you who made the threats, All I ask is that you respectively remove your heads from your stuck-up assholes and and stop being obnoxious dumbfucks. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

10/12/09 - I'M BAAAAAAAACK! I had a serious hard drive failure which delayed my return by a month or so, but it should please my readers to know that I am BACK IN BUSINESS. Progress has resumed on Treasure Town and Bounty, and I'm constructing a new masterpiece as well. Go up the page for details. Also added News Section, Randomness Section, Quiz Section, Discussion Section, and posted Xbox LIVE details.

The Discussion Bar:

This is where I talk about whatever happens to come to mind, Whether it be ranting, or reviewing a game, or just plain yapping about something awesome. Note: A lot of ranting. I am one of those people who is near-constantly pissed off.

Discussion 4, 11/10/9 - Crysis

Mmkay, I'm not ranting for once. I just wanted to detail a few PWNED moments I've had recently while playing Crysis. It's a top-five list, so... yeah.

5. Playing in SP, I nearly get killed by a sniper. My response? Get a jeep, crash it into the sniper tower, and then blow it up for good measure.

4. MP - This is a crowning moment of payback. I have a helicopter, and get shot down by an RPG user. Then the destroyed helicopter falls on him.

3. MP - Pwnt a Singularity Tank. By driving a jeep toward a cliff, jumping out at the last second, and somehow landing the jeep right on top of the tank.

2. MP - Tried to shoot a jeep driver and missed. Then the tree I hit fell on his jeep.

1. MP - I repeatedly sniped a guy. He acused me of aimbotting. Since aimbots only target players, I told him to pick a target. He chose a tree next to him. I shot the tree. It fell on him. He starts claiming "physics hack" instead. I bagged his corpse for good measure.

Random: I put quotes and shit here.

"Those monkeys in there are having trouble learning about GRAVITY. Whereas, I can recite the Quantum Chromodynamic Gauge-Invariant Lagrangian in my SLEEP. There is no justice..." Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind, Episode 2

"I'm a Marine, son! I'll walk on water if I have to! Now get off my fuckin' island while I draw its fire!" Major Strickland, Crysis, Chapter 9: Exodus

"Oh, they're goin' ta have ta glue you back together. IN HELL!" Demoman, Team Fortress 2, "Meet the Demoman" Trailer

"HAAAAAAAAX!" Dr. Hax, The Gmod Idiot Box, All episodes

"SPRIGGS! GET BACK HERE AND DIE, YOU SONUVABITCH!" Willy, Spriggs, Episode 13

"It works like this. We fight. I blow you up. You bitch and complain. I blow you up again." Me to my Brother, in reference to Team Fortress 2

The quote that follows is a short part of a conversation.

"Is it bad if I visualize -name censored- hanging by her hair from the ceiling every time I see her?"

"You evil bastard. I like it."

"I am NOT evil! I'm just very, very strange!"

"Dude, whenever you walk in a room, everyone hears fucking 'O Fortuna' playing. I think that makes you one evil son of a bitch."

"... Fair enough."

Me and a friend (the evil person) on whether or not he is evil.

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride. (If you don't know this one, get off the internet until you've seen this movie.)

Shipping By Numbers Quizzes: None as of yet, to be posted soon.