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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. Hi. I’m Helga. I’m a 15 year old girl located in Sweden. I’m addicted to fanfiction, I read waaaaay too much of it every day. I’ve been reading fanfiction for about 4 years or so and recently decided to try my hand at it... well not recently, I have hundreds of unfinished stories on my laptop and I hope to finish them all and post them here. I try to review all stories I read, or at least that’s what I tell myself... Truth is, I’m too lazy to do it, but someday I will be able to truthfully say that I review all stories and chapters I read. It’s coming slowly... I love Harry Potter, both canon and the stories here. I wish I knew people who understood why I love it so much, most people just think I’m weird. But I’m pushing the books on my little brother and (hopefully) he’ll be like me in no time. Haha okey so I’m a little obsessed... but what can you do? My stories are unbeta'd at the moment, but if anyone wants to help my by betaing them I'd love you forever... Fav HP Pairings (in no particular order): James Potter/Lily EvansPotter Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley Harry Potter/Severus Snape Harry Potter/Nymphadora Tonks Hermione Granger/Sirius Black Hermione Granger/Charlie Weasley Hermione Granger/Bill Weasley Hermione Granger/Remus Lupin Hermione Granger/Severus Snape Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger/ Fred or George Weasley. And really, those are my favorite characters, plus Neville maybe. I dislike HPGW or HGRW pairings, except for canon. Other than that I like just about anything if it's well written. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence. I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it. I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it. I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH' I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY copy and paste if you agree Read This Before You Go: Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Re-Post this to help stop racism!!: A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored." mommy...johnny brought a gun to school and told his friends that it was cool, and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great huge crack. mommy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's I even got the gold! when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry that i had to go and mommy please don't cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another. and all because johnny got the gun from his brother. mommy, please tell daddy that I love him very much, and tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasn't just a crush. and tell my sister that she is the only one now and tell my dear sweet grandmother I'll be waiting for her now. and tell my wonderful friends that they're always the best. mommy, I'm not the first, I'm not better than the rest. mommy tell my teachers that I won't show up for class, and never forget this and never let this pass. mommy, why'd it have to be me? Though no one deserves this. but mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. and mommy, tell the doctors I know they really did try, I even saw a doctor trying not to cry. mommy, I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mommy know I'm in heaven with the rest. when i heard that great big crack, I ran as fast I could, please believe me if you would. I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new. I guess I'm not going with daddy on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have kids. I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. but mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late. mommy, tell my Zack I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true. and mommy all I need to say is "Mommy I love you. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile. If you love Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Edward and Bella together, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, Jibblez, everest rossum, the Icelandic Sheep, HellsQueen, If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it? Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back! Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup? If something goes without saying, why do people say it? Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. Confusion is a term for the stupid. I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it. Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Me: are they chocolate chip? Dark side: Uhh...sure... Me: COMING THROUGH!! I ran with scissors and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder I only have PMS on days that end with a Y Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? -If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. -My imaginary friend, named Lucienda Pedophileran, thinks that you have serious problems. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "Let's do it again!" 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't - I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. -If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.( Or the one with cookies...man these are good!) Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen." "Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!" "When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire." "Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry." "Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public." "I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it." He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'" "Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait." "I'm smiling. That alone should scare you." If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. "The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse Copy this into your profile! If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. If you seriously want to be a vampire copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile. If you're aware that so many people pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile. If you've said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile. ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sIɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI If you like chocolate put this in your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177, HellsQueen If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177, HellsQueen If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177, HellsQueen If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177, HellsQueen They say every 1 in 5 people is Chinese. There are five people in my family. Mom, Dad, Me, Tom, and Kong Shen Heng. I think it's Tom. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! | |||||||||
1. A day in the life of »Just a few stories of normal, or not so normal days in the lifes of the various Harry Potter characters. So far we have Peter Pettigrew and Vincent Crabbe, let me know who you'd like to see!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 8-12-092. Becoming the Marauders » reviewsThe story of how the four Gryffindors went from just a group of friends to the Marauders.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 8-9-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B.3. Stupid prat » reviewsUnbelievable! That immature prat. And he just stands there and laughs. Seven short stories, seven encounters between Lily and James one for each year.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-17-09 - Published: 9-15-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
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