Greetings, unsuspecting victims. I am the Anonymous Psychofan, rightly named so by every definition of the phrase. As of right now, I am only writing Hellising fics, but that will change with time I'm sure... let's see. What else am I supposed to write here?

Favorite Animes/Mangas: (I know, I wierd mix of ninjas, gore and hopeless romances) Hellsing, Fruits Basket, Ouran Highschool Host Club, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Saiunkoku Monogatari, Air Gear, Naruto, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, and that's about it... I think... I could be forgetting something.

Favorite Movies: Anything by Hayao Miyazaki, LOTR, Gladiator, Master and Commander: the Far Side of the World, and whole bunch of other stuff that I can't think of at the moment since I have happy music blaring in my headphones. XD

Favorite Pairings(in order of animes/mangas listed above): SerasxAlucard, TohruxKyo, HaruhixKyouya, HaruhixKyon, ShuureixRyuuki, IkkixRingo, NarutoxHinata, KagomexInuyasha, -no pairines aloud for FMA, or I shall shoot something-.

Hellsing Rant: (oh, you knew it was coming.) Alright, as much as I am a fan of the AxS pairing, I HATE HATE HATE it when people make Alucard say "I love you, will you marry me?" or something like that. (please excuse me while I vomit) A little fluff is fun- too much kills the story. Hellsing is a beautifully bloody gore-fest and should always be preserved as such. ALUCARD DOES NOT SAY I LOVE YOU... EVER. In addition to the hatred of "Alucard Happy Emotions," I'm not very into the AxI pairing, not because I hate Integra in any way, because I don't- she's a kick-ass character, I just can't see her falling in love with her pet vampire. Furthurmore, I find it hard to see Alucard being attracted to a human, and I know there's always the arguement that he could turn her, but then he would be enslaved for eternity and Alucard wouldn't do that to himself for ANYONE. Including Integra. Especially not Integra. Let's face it, Alucard is selfish, and he has all the emotional understanding of a tree stump. It just doesn't seem plausible. (hehe, watch the manga take a turn in that direction- I'll be eating my words! XD) This doesn't mean that I don't read some AxI pairings- some of them are pretty good! I just don't like most of them. Okay, now on the subject of Seras Victoria, she holds on to her humanity, but that doesn't make her pathetic! Some of these fics make her look like a baby human! She's still a strong vampire, capable of brutally killing if she gets wrapped up in the moment. She's a cool character, my favorite actually, which is why my Hellsing stories tend to focus around her. Okay, I think I'm done ranting now. XD