I'm The First Waltz, if you didn't see the username before. I go by that or my dA account name, Oblivious Genius. My real name's Sarah. I'm telling you that because I am the least appealing stalker material on the face of the planet. There are what, 7 trillion people on the planet, 65% of which are female. Plenty of better choices to stalk than me.

I write whatever pairings I come up with a plot for. I edit like most people compete for high scores on video games. I don't like "Twilight" as I am, in fact, no longer the angst-ridden thirteen-year-old I was when I did like it. It doesn't reflect upon others who like it - there sure is a lot of y'all these days - I'm just not the same person anymore.

I like it when people review and love it when people ask me questions. I am fifteen, going on sixteen. I am one of the lucky millions to have lived in Japan for any period of time, be it days or decades. I was there for two months. I am fluent. Despite this, I refrain from using semi-Japanese phrases besides honorifics because my readers are predominately English-speaking. If you don't know your honorifics, they are:

-sama used for teachers, doctors, people held in great esteem by the speaker (last name)

-san your general-purpose all-around Mr./Mrs./Miss honorific, the most common (last or first name)

-senpai used for students elder to you (last or first name)

-kenpai used for students younger than you, uncommon (last or first name)

-kun used for boys in particular, a more familiar honorific that can be associated with nicknames (last or first name)

-chan used for girls, friends, or children, a more familiar honorific usually associated with nicknames (first name)

-bozu used for a young boy, kind of like jokingly calling someone a "brat," uncommon (first name)

[no honorific] used for lovers, family members, extremely extremely close friends (first name)

I update when I update, which is faster in the summer and slower in the times I have school.

Naruto Pairings I Like:

Naruto/Hinata (I just like Hinata. She's like me, so I can relate...)

Sasuke/Sakura (Why can't Sakura end up with the guy she frickin' wants?)

Neji/Tenten (Just too cute together!)

Shikamaru/Ino (I dunno. I just like the idea of it.)

Jiraiya/Tsuande (Meh. Why not?)

Kakashi/Kurenai (Again: why not?)

Naruto Pairings I Hate:

Naruto/Sakura (It rubs me the wrong way for some reason.)

Any teacher/ Any student (It's illegal. It's illicit. It's unlikely.)

Naruto/Sasuke (Okay. Yeah. They kissed. If you didn't notice, they hated it. If they can't kiss, they obviously aren't going to sleep together.)

Neji/Hinata (Again: Illegal excluding Alabama. They happen to be cousins. Let's leave it that way.)

Yaoi/Yuri:

Really, I don't mind either. I just know some of the stuff is a little...exaggerated...for my tastes. I know both homosexuals and lesbians, and comparing them to the stuff I see/read, I can tell you most yaoi/yuri is blown way out of proportion. Putting that aside, the probability of Naruto and Sasuke "doing it" isn't very high. Same goes for the Sohma males.

About Naruto Pairings:

My loyalties to pairings are more focused on what the characters want. For instance, if Hinata gave up on Naruto and went out with Kiba or Shino, I would be fine with that. But right now Hinata's intentions are on Naruto, so...

Same with Sakura. If she gives up on Sasuke romantically and goes for, say, Sai or Lee, I wouldn't mind. As long as shes happy, whatever. Ino and Shikamaru pairings I'm not so particular about either, mostly because the four characters involved don't really mean much to me. Yes, they're all kick-ass ninja, but they aren't among my top seven. Yaoi pairings are fine as long as it makes sense (Tobi/Deidara: okay. Naruto/Sasuke: NO.)...

Fruits Basket Pairings:

Yuki/Tohru (Well, DUH. Sorry, but Natsuki Takaya screwed this one up badly.)

Kyo/Uo (Such similar characteristics...shame Natuski Takaya screwed it up...)

Kyo/Minami (Crazy as it might seem, if you read my logic on this in ch 7 of my Furuba fic...)

Hana/Haru (Dunno. I'm just creepy that way.)

Hana/Akito (This was before I knew Akito was a girl. It was a long time ago.)

Shigure/His Editor (...I always wondered why he constantly was screwing around with her...)

Hatori/Kana (TAKE HER BACK, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING MOPING DOCTOR!)

Other Manga/Anime/Movie I Read/Watch(ed):

Air

Bleach

Bobobo-bo-bobobo

Castle in the Sky

The Cat Returns

Chobits

Death Note

Evangelion

Fruits Basket

Galaxy Angels (Milfie/Takuto)

Ginban Kaleidoscope

Gintama

Glass Mask

Hikaru No Go

Howl's Moving Castle

Karin (anime)

Love Hina (Shinobu/Keitaro)

Lovely Complex (2007 anime)

Kiki's Delivery Service

Mao-chan (unfortunately)

My Neighbour Totoro

Nadome Cantabile (Seasons I, II, & III)

Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind

Negima!? (Nodoka/Negi)

Ouran High School Host Club

Planetes

Porco Rosso

Princess Mononoke

Sand Castle Dreams (not released)

Spirited Away

Stand By Youth

Tokyo Mew Mew (unfortunately)

Tsubasa

Whisper of the Heart