O.o No spitting flames and death. I'm just here to write and you're here to read/ get inspired. 'Nuff said. Let me know if I say anything that offends you. I might want to offend you again later. By the way, Naruto and Dragonlance are not mine, they never will be -.- No matter how hard I wish they were. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto (the manga artist) or some brilliant Japanese genius-person: congrats to them. Dragonlance belongs to Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman. And Harry Potter belong to J.K. Rowling (if I happen to be in a Harry-writing mood) (I feel sorry for all of their mailmen/mailwomen)

Anime/ Manga I've come across and read: Tsubasa, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Cardcaptor Sakura, Ouran High School Host Club, DNAngels, Inu Yasha, Spirited Away, The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, Full Metal Alchemist, Vampire Knights, Absolute Boyfriend, a bit of One Piece, some Sailor Moon, a little of Yu-Gi-Oh...I'm well rounded

Books I've read: You would die of either boredom or old age if I listed them all (and I'm serious)

Series I've read: Dragonlance, Maximum Ride, Series of Unfortunate Events, Laura Ingalls Wilder, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, the Mediator, So You Want to be A Wizard series, Chronicles of Narnia, and more.

For those who read my stories: WARNING: I like to make up names. (Shrek technically isn't a name, yet no one complains...so get off my case) I can spell names however the bloody hellion I want.

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Iris D.’s How to Be a Courteous Reader/Reviewer

-For a start, if you're a fan of someone and have read all of that person's fics, then do not go and review another story and ask 'when are you going to update -story name-'? Do not. Do not do not do not do not do not.

-Do not flame. Flaming, to me, is telling someone how bad their story is and then not giving a reason. Okay, so their story is horrendous. Are you going to help them improve, or just be mean? Not telling them why their story is bad gives your flame no credit. Learn how to turn your flame into a concrit.

-Try to make it a point to put in all of your reviews something that you liked about their fic. Was the character development good? Did they make an incredible twist that made you smash your jaw against your keyboard and that's why you're speechless? Did it make you cry? Was it very IC and written well at the same time? Did they they hit the description about the one-eyed pig completely?

-There has to be at least one thing in their fic that you could make a medium-length comment about. Even one sentence is generally better received than just one word!

-A lot of authors don't seem to like this (I have no problem with it), so I'm going to put it: Don't favourite without reviewing. (PM me if you want me to explain)

-This is a personal pet-hate: Do not flame someone when there is nothing on your FFNet homepage that says anything to prove that you have an inkling of what you're talking about (I had fun with the person who did this to me.Argument-wise). If you want to flame, then at least have some writing in your bio, even.

-Do not post a comment that just says 'update!'.

-Do not advertise your fic when reviewing! Nothing frustrates me more than when I see, 'brilliant! Come check out my story on Harry turned Dung Beetle!'. It shows a lack of respect for the reviewee's story (imo...)

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Favorite words of advice from Diary of a Fairy Godmother:

1. Praise is no substitute for achievement

2. Mimicry is basic to witches and all other brands of bullies

3. Be open to changes

4. Live as though your fondest wish has already been granted

5. Fake it till you make it

6. Don't be meaner than you have to be

7. There's more to you than the job you do

8. Don't work for other people when you can work for yourself

9. There's no voice on the outside that can tell you more than the voice on the inside

10. If you're between a rock and a hard place, stand still

11. Don't open your umbrella before it starts to rain

12. The first step to accomplishing amazing things is setting unrealistic goals

13. Starting over is easier than going down the wrong path

14. Where you devote your energy, so shall you improve

15. When you do what you have to do, it helps other people do what they have to do

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Mythbusters: 'I reject your reality and substitute my own' by Adam Savage

I am often in a pessimistic mood and prone to hurl sarcasm at killer rates, more so when I'm not feeling good. Whoopdee Flippin' DO. I embrace sarcasm and wear it everyday. And, I don't care if you don't care for my attitude- deal with it or don't play with my fire. Or you can walk away and leave me a happier person. Arigatou and have a nice day! If you have survived all of the above, you will be rewarded with the information that I am female.

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'A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn-bearing assault vegatation."'-Robert Bullock

'I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa.'-Anonymous

'Normal is not someting to aspire to, it's something to get away from.'-Jodie Foster

'OK, i'm weird! But i'm saving up to be eccentric.'-Anonymous

'Be kind to the unkind. They probably need it most.' -Ashleigh Brilliant

'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months' ~Oscar Wilde

"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." -Jerry Seinfeld

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Frieda Norris

"You step out into the road, and if you don't keep your feet; there's no telling where you'll be swept off too." -Bilbo Baggins

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf

"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." -Ralph Emerson

"Look Raist, bunnies." -Caramon Majere

"Fashion and death are twins that have the same goal: to render everything obselete." -Giacomo Leopardi

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. -Andre Gide

Like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, the fiercest hatred is silent. -Jean Paul Richter

The hatred of those who are near to us is most violent. -Tacitus

Hatred is self-punishment -Hosea Ballou

You cannot hate other people without hating your self. -Oprah Winfrey

It only takes one smile to hide a million tears.

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. ~Lamartine

It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. ~Colette

Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again? ~Rosa Parks

Jealousy is simply and clearly the fear that you do not have value. Jealousy scans for evidence to prove the point - that others will be preferred and rewarded more than you. There is only one alternative - self-value. If you cannot love yourself, you will not believe that you are loved. You will always think it's a mistake or luck. Take your eyes off others and turn the scanner within. Find the seeds of your jealousy, clear the old voices and experiences. Put all the energy into building your personal and emotional security. Then you will be the one others envy, and you can remember the pain and reach out to them. ~Jennifer James

To weep is to make less the depth of grief. ~William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth

"I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I felt and still you would not understand, so now I leave without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground"

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. : Mark Twain~

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. : Arab proverb

~A true friend, is one that will take a bullet for you in the war. : Italian proverb

Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are. : Russian proverb

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. : A Stand-up comedian. I forget who.

Don't laugh at people's dreams;
it might be all they have.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow ~ Don't walk behind me, I may not lead ~ Just walk beside me and be my friend.

(I copied this from Evil-psychotic-monkey-MUAHA who copied this from DancingDragonBlaze who copied this from someone else (probably your mother- just kidding)~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

For more quotes:

Careful, or you'll end up in my novel

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them

That which does not kill me better run pretty damn fast

Randomness is the base of conversation!

Keep your attitude, I have my own.

Screw the rules, I have green hair.

Holy -bleep- on a -bleep- sandwich!

I don't understand the question

Super special awesome!

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Screw the money, I have rules...wait, let's try that again

For what is a house but a cage by which parents anchor and chain their children to?

I've got A.D.D. and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have...

Anime: more addicting than crack

Yay, crack!

Stop talking. I'm out of aspirin

I'm cooler; get over it

I'm not hyper...really

I am unsane

I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every last minute of it!

Of course I'm mature =P

Are you mental?

Mornings should be illegal

(insert evil laughter)

Must. Hide. Dead. Body.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

Shhh...I'm plotting

Congtratulations...you have just redefined the term "psychotic"

Please note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently YOU told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...He died laughing

Your stupidity astounds me

I know KUNG-FU and 50 other dangerous words

I'm not so good at the advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are going to eventually die

Silence is golden, Duct Tape is silver, and Rope is bronze

I am the future of (insert country). Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work here is done.

No I won't go to hell! I've got a restraining order

Flying monkeys stole my saying. Damn them.

I don't only want to rain on your parade...I want to blow up all the floats!

As I was sitting here, wondering why frizbees get bigger as they get closer...it hit me.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly

This is my phrase. Do you see my phrase? If you do, I hope you don't steal it because if you do, you'll get a tumor.

Have a nice day (somewhere else)

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men, and other mythical creatures

Normal people worry me

Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you

The dark is afraid of me

I'm not grouchy. Everyone else is too happy!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
But what the hell happened to you?

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the door bell and run! He hates that.

Pixie Stix- for kids who can't afford heroin

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

Secret Admirer: stalker with stationary

You say weird like it's a bad thing

Bite me. On second thought, don't

I'm so cool ice cubes are jealous

Error! Have you seen your face lately!

As happy as a turtle on a conveyor belt

Your system is running low on anime. You may not function correctly. Start eMule, Search for torrent websites, or Bid on eBay

Sarcasm is for losers. Oh wait...

Welcome to Loserville. Population: you

One day, as you lay in your bed and look at the stars, you wonder...where the hell is my roof?!

Smile. It makes people run away

Sesshomaru: you want SCARY, mutt? Look at me! has Inu Yasha picture

Inu Yasha: How am I supposed to be scared if that mask is in the way?

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name.”

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

Define normal

Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?

My day isn't complete unless I have horrified a complete stranger-(a shirt)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, Skandragon Blackheart, SoundzofSilence

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers, copy and paste!

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.