What ho! And how are you on this fine (insert time of day here)? Good. Great. Maarrrvelous. Woody word that. Maarrrvelous.

I suppose that you have landed yourself on this outstanding specimen of a profile page because you desire to implant certain imformation about my fine self into your frontal lobes? Yes, well, that it certain to become a well-achieved reality if you choose to continue in your inquiries, but let me warn you, some things are far too clandestine to reveal on such an exposed form of expression.

My name is not one of them. it is Rose. A rather common name, but it suffices.

Another is my age. I am nineteen at present times, although that is rather prone to change at regular intervals throughout my life. Usually this happens in late October.

Thirdly I shall make a mention of my whereabouts. I reside in London, capital of the UK. It is rather big so I doubt that will aid you in locating me.

I am a student, although currently I am at that awkward summer stage between school and university. In September I hope to start my course in Religious Studies at a certain university of my choice. I am afraid though, as shocking as it may be, that I am not religious myself. I simply like the theatrics of belief.

Other things that I occasionally amuse myself with are astronomy, art, law, cooking and, naturally, writing. I enjoy listening to music, blues and soul being an important part of that. I do, however, enjoy many genres of music, as long as they are interesting and not at all dull.

I am a fantastic example of a pedant. Grammar is something I hold very close to my heart, although I realise that my earlier writing is appalling in that respect. Hopefully that does not deter you.

I adore old horror films, when they were deep and psychological and not merely experimenting with how much blood they could fit onto the screen. One of my favourite movies is Val Lewton's classic Cat People.

I believe art is something which should stir feelings in the observers as well as show skill, and I therefore loathe most conceptual ideas. Probably my most loved painting is Rossetti's Beata Beatrix which resides in the Tate Britain. Photographs simply do not do it justice.

I am a pipe-smoker. I am also rather fanatical about different types of tea. While cigarettes give instant satisfaction, there is something so terribly soothing about sitting on a cold winter night, smoking a pipe and drinking a cup of hot tea. Rather stereotypically British, I know.

I think that covers all that I wished to say. If there are any other points tickling your curiosity, you are free to contact me via email or twitter. I cannot, however, guarantee I will answer them all.

Friends on ff.net
Rhea Catherine Cleo
Massive thanks to Chiba Aina for translating 'The Worst Kept Secret of Seireitei' into Hungarian!

Illustrations
My deviantArt

If you wish to stalk me
Twitter
(I mention when chaps are up or being written etc.)

And there you have it my great friend. I hereby give you permission to leave. Go on.

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