I am new at this whole fanfic writing thing, but I love productive criticism! Sorry, school is a lot of work, so the updates may be few, but I will attempt to get something done on the weekends... Thank you all for reading!

School is cruel, and a way to torture children. Thanks sooooo much to my beta Darra Greymist. She rocks! She makes this possible, otherwise you'd have a ton of confusing grammar mistakes... However she has homework too and forget occasionally...

I am writing, I swear! Ideas come... maybe not for the stories I have going, but before I start typing a Harry Potter/Stargate SG-1 crossover I am writing on loose sheets of binder paper and carry around in my pockets I will update! I keep telling myself that, and yet I keep playing monopoloy and spacing out...sigh...I don't think my teachers know I do that instead of taking notes...well, I take notes, but only because it's drilled into my brain. And APUSH is interesting.

Okay! Personal info:

gender: female

age: between 1 and 99

current place of residence: USA

family: confusing

other info: I like snakes, family wont let me get one, though. I have a dog...Little dog that sounds like a really really big dog. And a cat that thinks he's my brother. Oh, and have you ever heard of a chicken managing to live ten years? Cause I have one, and she's still kicking, and none of the others will mess with her. Tough old bird. Oh! And, I'm taking Japanese AND Latin, and I've managed to add Middle Egyptian Hieroglyphics to my list. Yay!

Here's some info on the stories I've written so far:

Riddle's Son:

Pairings: Not sure yet, but they are highly likely to be HP/BZ, DM/OFC

Summary: Voldemort adopts Harry, and a year later someone dumps a baby girl on his doorstep. He has to live the muggle way until he can get a new wand, because the ministry would find him if he used his wand. haha. Voldemort is exposed to cheesy muggle Christmas movies and children's movies. Kind of scattered, but will get better. And I know that Tatiana is a brat. There's a reason which will come along when I next update.

The Unknown Malfoy:

Pairings: HP/GW or HP/Seamus, let me know what you think 'cause I don't know. DM/?, BZ/RW...dundundun...maybe not... probably not...

Summary: My version of a Harry gets other parents, a type of bloodmagic. I like it, it's fun. I try to not be too sarcastic... well, let's see how long that lasts. I try not to make the Malfoys too nice, but everyone is, as far as I am concerned, is OOC. Because my writing takes me weird places.

The Talent He Knows Not and The Puppets Return:

No Pairings

Summary: Random funness. I torture my English class. Takes place after the sixth book, a final battle parody. Very OOC.

That's me. I have too many classes, and APs, the teachers here have no mercy. Neither do they understand that when they assign fourty pages of reading and an essay, that it wont get done, because they aren't the only teacher we have. They all also seem to think that I have a free period. I laugh. I laugh. If only.

My little sister has recently compared me to the energizer-bunny on drugs... Apparently I can be a little crazy sometimes...

Update 8/12/09:

Okay, my mother has an FFN account, which means that she gets updates when I update anything. Anything. So, everything is on HIATUS until December. I will write when I have the moments, and have a chapter of both RS and UM for you lovely folks, but it is not to be posted until I am done with the essays I have to write and applications I have to fill out are done. Sorry, but this ban on updating started before the summer, figured I should warn you all.

So, I bid you all fond farewell until December, unless I finish early... cross your fingers! XD

Love,

AoMorigirl