Ahhh, my own little babble space, isn't that nice?
Well if you've read my stories you'll have probably realised I'm not very good at writing serious things. I can, but by choice I'd write someting silly and funny. I have a bit of a anti-cliche thing going at the moment, if I find a lot of stories going on seriously about some theme that occurs in just about every other story I start itching to write some sort of parody. I'll try control that...xD but I mean, really, we can't all just write the same thing! If you look closely everything I write is pretty much poking fun at something. I also have an account over on YouTube in the same name, where I further torture poor characters.
Little pet hates:
Unfinished stories. Please finish your brilliant stories!!
Bad spelling and the general butchering of the English language. Not fun. Makes my eye twitch.
Incredibly OOC characters, unless it's for a specific reason. Please, no Ianto bursting into tears when Jack doesn't look at him.
Jack/Gwen Absolutely no no no and no. No. I can't read Jack/Gwen stories, if I did I think I'd grind my teeth down to dust. And there'd be claw marks in my desk.
Can I also add the lack of trains that stop at my local station on a Friday?
I write best when I'm doing humour, something I think I got from my obsessive reading of David Eddings books when I was a tiny tot. Still one of my favourite authors, but Jane Austen has now taken first place. I'd never write Pride and Prej fanfic, I wouldn't change anything from that book! Besides, it's too hard to do anything funny to Mr Darcy, he's too serious and non-smiling. Although I don't think I'd be doing much smiling either if my pants were as tight as his.
Have to admit if I get seriously annoyed with one of my short unfinished fics I tend to just delete it. No doubt I'll repost it later when I'm over my little hissy fit. 'Choose' is sort of in story limbo at the moment, floating between my brain and the ancient Open Office...occasionally getting mauled by vicious plot bunnies. But I'm kinda writing the next chapter and it will be posted one day. Also I have a massive weakness when I'm on the internet which slows me down...google images. Get me in front of an entire page of John Barrowman pictures and I'm gone. The mindless glazed eyed giggling lasts for a very long time. Brain goes at that point. Takes a while to return. To be honest, not entirely sure it's return yet.
I'm on the biggest Torchwood and Dr Who craze at the moment. Watched one Torchwood episode, and then about 5 hours and half of our monthly download later I was already obsessed and into the whole Jack/Ianto relationship. Let's face it, who doesn't want their own gorgeous Captain Jack? high-pitched squeak
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
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