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Author has written 31 stories for Fairy Tales, Trinity Blood, Hey Arnold, Naruto, Rocket Power, Fairly Odd Parents, and Lost Boys. oooOOOoooOOOooo "Don't let yourself be limited to words, by words, for words." oooOOOoooOOOooo I would like to thank everyone who adds my stories or myself to their favorites. It shows me that either I have talent, or you have no taste. I thank you for both. I would also appreciate that if you have nothing constructive to say in a review - let it alone. I don't want anymore reviews like this one: "Yellow_Critique 2009-03-08 . chapter 1: WELL THIS SUCKS! I PLEAD...PLS DONT WRITE FANFICS ANYMORE! IT SUCKS" If you want to be an ass about how crap-tastic you think my writing is, please don't hide behind anonymity. When you do, you just look like a bigger Douche Bag than you already are. "mad: 2009-10-14. chapter 7: yeah its wasnt good why do u tell ur readers its a ha it wasnt how dissapointing." If you want me to take you seriously, I will suggest a number of things. First, don't bitch anonymously, that screams coward. Second, use proper grammar and spelling (disappointing, you, your, Yeah, wasn't, it's, and punctuation!). And lastly, the real point of this mockery of a review, to tell me how horrible it was. Mad, it was a Hey! Arnold because it was about the Hey! Arnold characters, based in the cartoon only older. It wasn't an Arnold Helga pairing romance, and it was Helga-centric, but that's why when you read the summary, it only lists Helga in characters. It was also written for the intellectual readers, which is where I think you were lost. Too bad you will probably never read this. Damn. oooOOOoooOOOooo "The only poisoning done to a mind is to close it." oooOOOoooOOOooo I really enjoy it when everyone who reads my more 'racy' works tells me I have balls - I really do. That is a huge compliment for me, but in a way I wish it wasn't. I shouldn't have to worry about getting kicked off this site because my story had too much graphic detail. If I label it under M and say no one under a certain age should read, that should be the end of it for my responsibility. I shouldn't have to babysit kids reading what their parents don't want them to read, or people who don't like the detail stuff. In my opinion, if they don't like the content, they shouldn't read it. I firmly believe in free speech, and if I have a story that involves hardcore sex or a mass, detailed murder, then I shouldn't be afraid to tell it. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." The first amendment and one of the greatest assets a writer could have. ooo I don't like picking favorites in what venue I write; I enjoy the ability to write what I want, for what I want, whenever I want. I found myself applying what I learned from my high school Theatre teacher to my writing: "When you aren't onstage or studying your lines, watch the actors who are working through a scene. Study their techniques and try using them if you like it." So if those of you who made it to the bottom and actually read all this stuff, recognize a style of writing you use in one of my works, take it as a compliment. It means I think you have some great ideas. ooo Let me tell you, my absolute favorite characters are the villains, and the hyper-sexed. What is hyper-sexed, you may ask? Well, hyper-sexed is my other word for someone who is hypersexual, or craves sex. I often think Inuzuka Kiba from Naruto can be hypersexual, because of the ease writers have in giving him little to no inhibitions. We love writing him sexual and sensual scenes with almost every other character conceivable. And for me, characters like his are so much fun to work with because they have so much potential, and it's difficult to write them OOC because they seem like they would be up for anything. And as for the villains, well, I was always one who hated the clear cut, black and white, right and wrong, pure good vs. pure evil jazz. Humanity has varying shades, and villainy is most beautiful when it's complicated and in depth. Where you have to analyze their personality, and they invoke emotions in you such as pity, anger, humility, hatred and love. That's why I usually write even a small character analysis on all of my characters, to give them a reality beyond the two-dimensional stick figures. Everyone, even villains, have a story, and it's my job as the writer to tell it. To make them real. oooOOOoooOOOooo "I don't believe in God, nor organized religion. I believe in humanity." oooOOOoooOOOooo Most of my stories have a connection to one another, like their all one long series that you can read interchangeably. Because I firmly believe everything is connected, and as they say, art imitates life. Or maybe life imitates art. oooOOOoooOOOooo "Life is one long story: it has a beginning, a middle, and an end. And while the beginning and end capture your interest, it's the middle that keeps you around." oooOOOoooOOOooo | |||||||||
1. Believe » reviewsTimmy's always guarded his secret, but what if Tootie had a secret too? When circumstances force the two to reveal them to one another, what crazy adventure could it possibly lead to?Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 10-9-09 - Tootie & Timmy - Complete2. Suku » reviewsFamily. Who knew that word could instill such love and irritation? Life through one-shots. *Illegitimate child of all my other HA fics.*Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,794 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 4-30-09 - Complete3. In the Land of Winter » reviewsThe joy that winter brings to me amounts to nothing, I am lonely. And my power over frost doesn't change that I am lost.Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 10-18-09 - Helga & Arnold4. Kaʻaumoana » reviewsWhen a new girl from Kaua'i arrives in Ocean Shores, Twister will be turned on his head. Rocket Power X Lilo and Stitch crossover *If you look close*. TwisterXOC.Rocket Power - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 2-25-09 - Twister Rod.5. The Tales of Hillwood City » reviewsOnce upon a time there was a village called Hillwood City . . .Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 9-22-096. Ramble On reviewsIsn't that an epitome of irony? That his tragedy should save their friendships? *Helga's point of view.*Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-17-09 - Helga & Sid - Complete7. The Fountain of Youth reviewsIt is often said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-09 - Arnold & Helga - Complete8. Ambush Bright reviewsI walk in ambush bright, with terror and delight.Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-09 - Helga & Arnold - Complete9. All Saints Day reviewsMors ultima linea rerum est. *A Lorenzo-centric LorenzoXLila. Rated for death*Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete10. Midsummer Commemoration reviews-O- You Are Affectionately Invited To Attend This Year’s Midsummer Commemoration, Nightfall At The Manor Dress As Expected -O- *M for sex*Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-09 - Arnold & Helga - Complete11. Monkeyman Strikes Again reviewsMaybe they were opposite poles on a magnet, undeniably attracted and pulled towards one another. Or maybe he was just stalking her. MonkeymanXOCHey Arnold - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete12. The Tragedy of Errors » reviews-"I'll follow thee and make a heaven of hell, To die by the hand I love so well." - William Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'.Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 6-15-09 - Helga - Complete13. One More Monkey reviewsPeople change, for better or worse they do change. Sometimes, though, people can change right back. Monkeyman Fic.Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-09 - Complete14. Picking Flowers: The Butterfly Lovers » reviewsSeparate, they were plain, harsh and difficult to understand. But together, they were a beautiful work of art. *18 for naughty terms and se-ex!*Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,675 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 5-15-09 - Curly & Rhonda - Complete15. Surprise reviews- "To know That which before us lies in daily life Is the prime wisdom." - John Milton; 'Paradise Lost'. Shikamaru is a genius, but is he right about everything? Inspired by Temari101's 'Lying Love'.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-2-09 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete16. Bring Me His Head » reviewsSort of a filler between Marko's death and the Lost Boys' arrival at the Emerson home. Then a filler between LB and LB:T.Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-22-09 - Published: 5-6-09 - Complete17. Lost in the Shadows: Say Hello to the Night » reviewsAU. Twenty two years after the fight between the Lost Boys and the Emersons, the boys are sent out to learn what an informant knows about Star and Michael. But is it ever really that simple? MarkoXOC.Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 5-8-09 - Marko18. Dreaming » reviewsWhen your dreams become realistic, and your reality fantastical, would you still be able to tell the difference and stay sane?Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-4-09 - Published: 5-1-09 - Complete19. One For The Road » reviewsHelga takes Arnold on a road trip neither will soon forget. *Rated M for events and language; Sequel to The Turntables* Read, Review, and Spread the word. 18 so I stay safe MA . It. Is. Done.Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,944 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 4-28-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Arnold & Helga - Complete20. When The Silence Is Broken reviewsA narrative on a school shooting that brings Timmy on the edge of losing someone he never thought of before. *Rated to cover my bases*Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-09 - Timmy & Tootie - Complete21. The Turntables » reviewsA chance encounter at a record store? Some things never change. *Rated 'T' because of language and sensuality.*Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 2-24-09 - Helga & Arnold - Complete22. Oh God, Another One reviewsJust like the title says, another fairy tale. One Princess, one Bandit, one pathetic excuse for a challenge. Sounds like a perfect fairy tale to me! Read, Review, and Spread the Word!Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete23. The Fairy's Tale reviewsA crack tale, written in loving memory of fairy tales that crash and burn. Read at your own risk.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete24. You Make Me A Lesbian reviewsA poem to Sasuke from Sakura about how he doesn't give her the romance she deserves and craves. Humor in a sick kinda funny.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-24-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete25. My Voyeuristic Lover reviewsA poem from Naruto's perspective about Hinata. Deals with sex and voyeurism, but nothing graphic.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-24-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete26. The CrushA poem from Hinata's point of view.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Published: 2-24-09 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete27. Her Heart For You, Her Life For You »*Anime-based* She had given up everything for him, and I suppose that made her brave. She was the bravest woman I had ever met. Major: EsterXIonXOC; Minor: AbelXAsta; OCXOC **!ON TIME OUT FOR A WHILE!**Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 990 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 2-16-0928. Twas the Rewrite Before Christmas reviewsI simply couldn't resist to write this, so please don't hate me for it. Rated T for a few choice words.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-11-08 - Complete29. Immortalis reviewsA giant one-shot for a story idea I have. R&R guys. Flames, critics, whatever. LET ME HEAR YOUR VOICE!Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-08 - Complete30. The Tempest Wolves reviewsA rural town in southern Ireland has a dark secret - which one unfortunate American tourist came to discover.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-08 - Complete
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