THE LOVE TERRITORY. DO NOT ENTER UNLESS YOU ARE A DIE-HARD NICK/GREG FAN.
Don't you dare read this!
I told you to stop reading my profile!
Seriously, you're not going to get anything outta this...
Fine, you're still reading, guess I'm gonna have to tell you about my self then, arn't I?
You still there?
Darnit!
(Crosses arms and glares)
Hi, very one! My name is Katelynn! And I'm an odd kinda girl. Now, lets get on with it, shall we?
-Me in a nut shell-
I was born at 11:AM on Tuesday, August 17th. My mom was in labor for 14 hours before the idiot of a doctor (My mom still thinks he was high while delivering us.) finally figured out that there where two of us. That lead to an emergency C-Section. After that, we popped out pretty quick. My sister, Francesca, was born five minutes before me. The name on my birth certificate says Margaret Katelynn, but if you call me any thing other than Katelynn, Lynn, Katie or Katt you will find your self six feet under in a very short amount of time.
I have a moto: The voices in my head don't like you- wait, wrong moto, my moto is: don't change for any body, because you are just reducing yourself to a level taht is way lower than you should be. But, the voices thing does a apply for some things...
Yes, my sister and I realize that we have the same birth date as Gil Grissom, and I tend to be more hyped about that than my sister.
I am posesive of those blond and blue looks that many girls would die for. But, FYI: I HATE THEM!! They seriously destroy my life! They may be pretty, but the rest of my body is not! My sister is the one who should have gotten the good hair and eyes. She is the one on her way to becoming a junior Miss, not me! I am the ugly twin.
A few years ago, I went in for major surgery on my right eye, then again a year later for my left. Yet another factor that runes my life: my huge enormous glasses.
I would just like to say, for the record, that I have am not, never have been, and never will be against gay guys or lesbians. And, neither should any body else. Just because we don't understand, doesn't't mean we should mock and poke fun. One of my friends is gay, and proud of it, and think of how hard a thing that is for him to realize he is, at age 14 no less. I've been with him through this whole ordeal and I'll be with him through it for as long as I can. So, power to the people, Be proud!
My favorite musicians are as follows:
Avril Lavigne, Carrie Underwood, Fall Out Boy, Fergie, Beyonce, Shakira, Boys Like Girls, Green Day, Maroon 5, Evenescence, DAUGHTRY, P!nk, Kelly Clarkson, Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, Elliott Yamin, Nickelback, Dito.
-Likes-
Dogs, cats, parrots, broccoli, carrots, green beans, pizza, mac&cheers, Harry Potter, CSI, CSI: New York, Daniel Radcliffe, (he, he.) my dog, the discovery channel, the discovery heath channel, and High School Musical.
-Dislikes-
My sister and her evil dog, spinach, (the cooked kind, not the raw kind.) asparagus, CSI: Miami, David Caruso, (Shudders and runs screaming from the computer screen.) child abuse, derogatory comments like "Homo" and "Fagat", Whoe Chang or Cho Chang, (GRRRRR!) Grillows shippers who think Sara is a slut for stealing Grissom from Catherine, and Tina-What-Ever-the-Hell-Her-Name-Is, (If you would like to join the Who the Bloody Hell is Tina Claus, please PM me.
-News From the Author-
Okay, everyone, as of 12:28 PM on April, 27th 2008 I have got:
23 people listing me as a favorite author.
15 people receiving story alerts from me.
1737 hits to my profile page.
82 people with one of my stories listed on their alerts list.
3 of my stories in a C2.
71 people with one of my stories listed on their favs list
A whopping total of 25513 hits to my stories.
And, the best part, A TOTAL OF 297 REVIEWS!
Wow. Thank you so much. I really thank you all. I know I'll never be as big as some names out there, but I will try. Because, let's face it, just under a year ago, I was sitting there, posting my first story and hoping to hell that I didn't get flamed the first time I did anything. Said story was deleted after I got a total of zero reviews. But, since then have come so far, and I want you all to know that it's because of you all. Even the flamers (You know who you are) thank you so very much, guys. You made all of this possible.
Oh, and special thanks to my newly aquired Beta, CSI. Gabigail! Hopefully, she can make my stories even betta!
:GASPS: OMG! I won the CSI: New York fanfiction award for the best freaking Mac/Lindsay story...Oh, my God...and i didn't realize it until, like, two minutes ago...ah! THANK YOU ALL! But...they did spell my name katlyn 888...but I'm so good with that! You can call me Bob if you want! I am just so happy with this award!
Yes, I know, you all probably miss the Swarrick image, but it will return, once I get back into my Swarrick element. But, until then, I'm The Love, all the way. Sorry!
-Ships-
-Favorites-
CSI: SWARRICK, Grillows, Brasscat, NICK/GREG CATHERINE/SARA (If it's not your thing, it's not your thing...)
Harry Potter: HARRY/HERMIONE, Ginny/Dean, Hermione/Fred (or George.), Harry/Padma (or Parvati.)
CSI: New York: MeLty M&Ms, Smacked
Hannah Montana: MOLIVER, Lackson, Lily/Jake
High School Musical: Troypay. (I was gagigng during High School Musical Two...) TRYAN
Brokeback Mountain: ENNIS/JACK(I don't ship anything else, people, those two are made for each other, okay? Okay.)
-Least Favorites-
CSI: GSR- this where I draw the line, Grissom/Sofia- I shudder at the thought, Sara/Brass-Sara sees Brass as a father figure, not as boyfriend or, dare I say it, husband, material, it would never happen, YoBling-This is where most of you will stop reading my profile... Snickers, Sandle and Sonic for all the same reason - Nick is Greg's and Greg is Nick's. Got it? Good...
Harry Potter: Draco/Pansy- they can talk about it but I don't have to read it, Ginny/Harry -It's gotten kinda old over time, Harry/Pansy -GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
CSI: New York: Mac/Peyton- I'm sorry, but Peyton...I just don't like her. And I want Mac with Lindsay, so I can't really claim age differance. I just don't like Peyton. I'll admit it.
Hannah Montana: Jiley- again, gotten old over time.
High School Musical: Troyella - One more time, say it with me "Gotten old over time." I am so tired of the ordinary. That's why almost none of my ships are cannon.
-My opinion on the CSI ship battles-
Okay, just so you people know, THE FORUMS ON THIS SITE MAKE MY HEAD HURT!! On other sites, people compare the positives and negatives for all ships. On this site, people are constantly at each other's throats, pointing out the failures in the ships they don't like, and are pointing out why their favorite ships rein supreme over all others...
So, stop with all of the nonsense. If you like canon, great! GSR and, possibly, YoBling, are great ships! If you like fanning, good for you! Swarrick, Sandle, Snickers, Grillows, Sonic, those are some of my favorite ships! Like slash? You have a right to! CS, Sofa, (That's Sara/Sofia, I made that up myself, hehe.) Greg/Nick, Nick/Warrick, if those dudes are hot alone, think about how hot they are together! It works!
So, pick your favs, your entitled to your opinion, but, stop shooting people down for theirs. They have as much right as you do. And, if I see the words 'Slash is stupid/gross/pointsless/gay (major duh there, dimwits) one more time, I will SLASH your throat!
-Copy-and-past-it thingies-
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If you approve of gay, lesbian, what have you, marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregSanders, Sandlesloveblooms, Kaytlynn888
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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Ten ways to know that you are a CSI fanatic
1.) You start to put people into categories such as he/she is a Greg or, he/she is a Sara.
2.) You are reading this list, just to make sure.
3.) When you start talking about CSI, your best friend says, "Here we go again..." and is suddenly very interested in the math home work that she had been cursing five seconds ago...
4.) You have a quote from CSI for almost every occasion.
5.) You fear that you will die from suspense before you get to watch the next episode of CSI.
6.) You think that the 100 dollars that it is going to take to buy the seventh season of CSI on DVD will be worth it.
7.) You zone out in class scribbling random things about CSI into your notebook
8.) All your notebooks and folders and binders have things such as, "CSI ROCKS!" and "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" on it.
9.) Everything relates back to CSI. Even. Your. Laundry.
10.) You can sypathsize with other's addictions, such as your best friend's addiction with Naruto.
11.) When you listen to a song on the radio, you say "Oh, that would be a great song for (Insert ship here.)
12.) I'm making a list of ten ways to know that you are a CSI fanatic, and I have 12...
If you said yes to any or all of those, copy and paste them into your profile and add your name to the list! -Katlynn888...
You know you are in love with the movie Brokeback Mountain when...
1.) You go around randomly quoting the movie at people
2.) Your favorite phrase is suddenly "I wish I knew how to quite you!"
3. You randomly scope Youtube for vidoes on it.
4.) You threaten anyone who makes fun of it with torture by Satan himself.
5.) You write in your notebook happy stories where Jack lives and Ennis leaves Alma before it gets too far and they all live happily ever after! Except Alma, and, not to sound inscencitive, but, who gives a flying BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB?!
If you are very, very upset that Jorja Fox is leaving CSI, and are very mad and Jorja and the editors for being stupid about money, copy and past this onto your profile and add your name to the list- Katlynn888...
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
We are the couple who want desperatly something that we can't have, because the addoption agency thinks it would be wrong for a child to have two mothers.
I am the girl who lost a beloved brother in a fire that was set to his appartment building, all because his next-door nighbors found out he was gay.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
If you think Homophobia is wrong copy and paste the above into your profile. And add your own to the list.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m INTO COUNTRY so I MUST be gay.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a TOMBOY so I MUST be a lesbian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST be ugly and manly
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & italicize the ones that aply to you.
Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me...
My name is Sarah, I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up,
All the day long,
When I awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get
just one whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls.
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me, and hits me
And yells at me more.
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I'm starting to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream,
But its now much too late,
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah, and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
Help stop child abuse! Copy and past this into your profile. I know it can't help much... but... Child abuse is a horrible thing! Some thing no child, especially all the completely Innocent ones who go through it, Every. Single. Day. should have to go through. And all that we can do to help is worth gold. So help, please? Copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list - Fuzzy Wolf... katlynn888... to HELP STOP THE ABUSE:(
-Favorite quotes-
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters.
"Quake, damn you!" -Jamie Hydamen, Mythbusters
"I wish I knew how to quite you!"- Jack Twist (Or was it Ennis del Mar?), Brokeback Moutain
"My people are Norweigien, that's the way we spell it." - Greg Sanders, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
"Blam."
"You could say that again."
"Blam."
"Down boys." - In order, Nick Stokes, Archie Johnson, Nick Stokes, Catherine Willows; CSI: Crime Scene Ingestigation
"How long for DNA?"
"Give me something to compare it to. Give me the fiance's blood."
"I can't just take her blood. That takes a court order."
"I'm open 24 hours." - Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, i.e the dream team that makes up my biggest fantasy.
"Leggo my Greggo." - Nick Stokes, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
"It's a public declaration of love." - Nick Stokes on the subject of marriage in the CSI episode, "Rashomama."
"Um, I'm a sponge and I obsorbe things?"
"Well thanks to whoever you obsorbed that from." - Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes from CSI in one of my favorite stories; Chapter five of Labrat Love's story, "How to get the girl of your dreams." Title is misleading, but it is Nick/Greg.
-Story updates-
Well, here I am updating this section of my profile, the one I always forget about.
Uhm...yeah, When Worlds Meet has been, quite obviously, deleted. I hope you guys aren't too horribly mad at me.
My Swarrick muse has taken a vaction. her replacment, I am distressed to say, has a sick facination with Nick/Greg (The Love) fics. I have nothing wrong with that, it's just that I haven't written anything Swarrick for sooooooo long! But, have to fear, my loyal Swarrick readers! I am working up the plot for the sequel to "Decisions, Decisions" which I have decided I will name, "Many More Decisions to be Made." that will start to apear when I get done with "Meeting the Parents."
Attention all MeLty Shippers:
You have a new member to your ranks. I am writting a a Mac/Lindsay story named, "Caught in the Cross Fire." Please read!
-My apologies-
HI! This is the part where I apologize for all of the grammatical errors and mis-spellings that have been plaguing my stories.
First, it's come to my attention that I have been spelling Catherine (See? I put the 'e' on the end this time!) wrong. Some people have gotten suspicions that I don't have respect for the show. Let me tell you people; I meant no disrespect what so ever. I have a cousin who spells it that way, so I guess that I'm just used to spelling it that way. Believe me, I am the biggest CSI: fanatic that you will find.
And in return, let me tell people (And I'm not mentioning any names, you know who you are.) that Sara's name does not have an 'h' on the end. Sarah is the Jewish spelling. Sara is the Americanized spelling. Get the difference?
-CSI news-
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! She's alive, she's alive, SARA IS ALIVE!! Oh thank every thing holy!
In other news, Peyton is such a BITCH!! Poor Mac, on top of loosing Claire 9/11, he looses his first girlfriend since then?! Well, at least there's an opening for Lindsay now... Still, Peyton the bitch, Peyton the British bitch.
NOOOOOO! Sara's gone! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
And Peyton is still a bitch...
oh! Some great Nick and Greg moments in Bull. Also A La Cart. hehe. Yeah, I've turned into a huge N/G fangirl. Sue me.
DANNY IS CHEATING ON LINDSAY! How can that be? I mean...I don't like the ship, but COME ON, people! hasn't that poor kid been through enough for one lifetime?! Stupid Rikki Sandaval...E GET IT! RUEBEN DIED! But, weren't you threatening to kill Danny, like, three episodes ago? Now, you're suddenly f&?!ing each other's brains out? How does that work out?!
Honk if you think I'm crazy. My rant is over. thanks.
-Links-
Sara's wedding dress in "Decisions, Decisions' next to the bride's maid dresses.
The original story of Brokeback Mountain - short story by Annie Proulx
My wiki, which I run with my sister
What Makes the Desert Beautiful, AKA the offical Nick/Greg fanfiction wbesite, AKA nickandgreg(dot)com, AKA the largest gathering of N/G stories and authors on the WWW. But, you can just call it WMTDB.
The Fort, which is the Nick/Greg forum at talk CSI. A lot of major N/G shippers hang out over there. You may even see your's truely.
There! You read it!
Go away now!
Did you not hear me, crazy person? Go!
Don't you have anything better to do?
Look! behind you! Orlando Bloom!
Good girl...
And now for the guys...
Uh...
Natalie Portman!
Oh, I got it!
Jessica Simpson!
Britney Spears??
Jesus Christ!
Oh, wait, I have and idea, why don't I just stop writting? Yes... that is what I shall do!
Staring...now!
Now!
NOW NOW NOW! Come on, fingers, work with me here...
ARRRG
WHAT IS WRO-
We are sorry to report that Katlynn's fingers have rebelled against her. this is the end of her profile.
THANK YOU! I"LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL! (YES, YOU!)
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