A few things about me...

...I am 15 years old.

...I am a girl

...RENT and Star Wars are my life

...Chocolate is nummy

...well, enough about me

THE FOLLOWING IS MEANT AS A JOKE, AND IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM...

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently those homosexual animals have picked up some unnatural behavior.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

Links

http://www.youtube.com/gerrytherogerdoll/

http://myspace.com/318magicnumber/

Copy and Pasteys Yea!

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Roger!

If you'd love to give Collins that muzzle he's been wanting, copy this into your profile.

If you think Roger Davis is seriousfuckinly hot (thank you, Adam Pascal) and Mimi Marquez is the luckiest girl ever, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think that rap is only good when it's spelled with two P's, like Anthony Rapp, copy this into your profile.

If you WILL live in the Lower East Side of NYC when you're older, put this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, paste this into your profile.

If you think Roger Davis and Mark Cohen are the hottest best friend duo ever, copy this into your profile!

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical sucks, but you do think that Lucas Gabreel, or Ryan, would be a fantastic Mark because he's the only one who can really sing, copy and paste.

If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If you think that Angel is the nicest, most awesome person ever, copy this into your profile.

If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'Gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them & copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Mark is Jesus, or pretty damn close to him,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered where Maureen got a cell phone in "Happy New Year", copy this into your profile.

If you would love to open up a restaurant in Santa Fe with Adam,Anthony, Wilson and Jesse, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile!

If you think it's weird that the only thing Mark does to fix Maureen's sound equipment is press a button, when Joanne, who is a very smart lawyer, PROBABLY would have been able to figure it out herself given time, or at least would have totally over-payed that engineer, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wanted to be a Catscratch dancer during Out Tonight, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..." because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile.

If you'd give anything for Collins to be your best friend and for Roger to be your teddy bear, copy this into your profile.If you have ever felt guilty about not crying at Angel's funeral one out of the thousand times you've watched it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever supressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wanted Will to not be stabbed during Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End, copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

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If you could read that put it in your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever prayed to Jonathan Larson or had one-sided conversations about your life with his spirit, copy this into your profile.

If you feel conflicted inside because you love Taye Diggs but Benny really pisses you off, copy this into your profile.

If it pisses you off to no end when people write about Collins moving on after Angel's death despite the clear rationality of the whole thing, copy this into your profile.

If you're a band geek and damn proud of it! Then copy this into your profile!

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other, and no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth (or Will, for that matter), copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...and you are, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate stupid (not retarded just stupid) people copy and paste this into your profile.

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(O.o ) This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

What ever ones have to do with you, put it in bold

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a snobby bitch

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices inside my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports

I like CATS so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean

I'm skinny so i MUST have an eating disorder

The Rules In The RENT Faith:

Jonathan Larson = God (duh)

Nederlander = the Temple of Jerusalem a.k.a. Holiest Place of Worship

New York City = Holy Land

RENTheads = worshippers and/or The Enlightened

Actors (past and present) in RENT = priests

OBC and all involved with the original broadway production = angels

Big black RENT book = Bible

OBC CDs = little mini Bibles (like the kinds that people say saved their lives
by stopping bullets or some such nonsense)

original Marky Scarfy, original cowbell, original blue hologram
pants, original pickle tub and drumsticks, original really tight plaid pants,
etc.= Holy Grail(s)

RENT shirts and other memorabilia = crosses on necklaces, "God" tattoos and so
forth

Theaters where RENT is being performed = churches

Tickets and/or ticket stubs to RENT = little passages of the Bible

RENT libretto = Holy Text, Ten Commandments

RENT performers of choice at disposal (includes kinky usage, for those
who care) =Heaven

an everlasting performance of OKLAHOMA=Hell (never seen Oklahoma so IDK)

songs from RENT=Prayers

Jonathan Larson quotes=Hymns/psalms

those who dislike RENT or are just annoying to all members of the
RENT Faith=Blasphemers

And last but not least, instructions...

Treat all items described above as though they are their assigned counterparts. Please be intensly religious if possible. Those who subscribe to more than one Faith (Phantom of the Opera, CATS, Wicked, Avenue Q, Spamalot, etc) must submit application of their specific secondary church to the Holy Preserver of the RENT Faith in locality (reference: see PandaFire McMango). Those who view the Holy Preserver as crazy and/or insane, mentally deranged, depraved, phsycotic, weird, or just plain freaky must make their beliefs public and be severely spanked for their blasphemy. The Fatih has arrived. Do not attempt to resist.

May You All Be Blessed By The Holy Larson!!

Homophobia: Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.