If you want to Beta for me, send me a good reason and we'll see.

All SLASH writers should have their fingers removed. Painfully.

Just saying.

Was born in '88, I live in Scotland and I hate writing these things.

I love watching stand-up comedians, especially Jimmy Carr, Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey.
My taste in music is odd to say the least, as currently I'm switching between listening to 'Tool' and the 'Doctor Who' OST's from composer Murray Gold.
My favorite TV shows consist of Smallville, Buffy, Heroes, Lost, 24, House, Stargate SG-1, Doctor Who and The 4400

I like Cross-overs... I know, I know... but it is a guilty pleasure. There's always been that niggiling thought in the back of my mind when watching something where i think that there is no f-ing way in hell that should have happened, and Xover's allow me to sort that little problem out, whilst amusing myself at the same time.

I work in an IT office and do very little and so reading and writing fanfiction keeps me busy when the ring tone of my Cisco IP Phone stops amusing me (If you have watched '24' before, you might know which one I mean). I'd go mad without it and so writing keeps my mind busy when there is nothing else to do.

Stories that just end when the author gets bored annoy me as well (A lot does, doesn't it?) so if ANYONE actually finds this profile before things are posted, when i finish writing a 'season/series' I'll begin posting. At least that way you'll have some semblence of closure... something the writers of The 4400 don't seem to grasp...

Anyone who finds this, and they maybe want to Beta the work or even just read it ahead of time and give me feedback, let me know, as I've got no one to judge them but myself, and that's never a good thing.