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"I asked the chief predator where to find you and he said 'Our Mrs. Peel is in ladies underwear'. I rattled up the stairs, three at a time" - John Steed
I write, not because I expect people to read, my current story got 11 hits on the last chapter. I don't write to get reviews, 3 people have reviewed. I write, because I have created something I am proud of, and I want others to see it if they choose. If not, I can got to bed every night, feeling proud, because I have created something beautifull.
When I write, I also try to show the beauty found in the world, the beauty we offten do not see because of suffering. The enemies are strong, but those who oppose them are stronge. Those who oppose them are not heroes, but rather, extraordinary people. Every person you see in my story was once ordinary, but they will all become extraordinary, for the world is saved by ordinary people, who are thrown into extraordinary circumstances.
Also, to who ever has read how ever much of Sliders I have posted, and enjoyed it, Sliders is the first novel of five. I allready wrote all of them, and I just decided to start posting for the fun of it. The second novel is probably the best, but we're still on the first one, so enjoy.
Another thing, this is just an observation. What is with all of the teenagers on the website, who seemed determined to be depressed? I mean, what the fuck?! All I see are people with profiles either bitching about the writing of other people (this is a place for people to have fun. Don't like, don't read asshole), bitching about their lives, or stories that make you so depressed you want to kill your self! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I don't have many years on this planet, so I'm grateful for every fucking moment I have! Pull your heads out of your asses, and get over your self.
Finally, about my charecters. If you ever want to use them, go ahead and use them. If I didn't want people to, I wouldn't have posted my story on the internet. However, if you do use any of my charecters in a story, please tell me, because I would love to read it.
Let me close, by saying my motto. Fear nothing, queston everything, and love all - Srgeman
Arceus my foot, Mew is the true god(dess in my case) of Pokemon. Arceus, a false god? I can work with this...
"And yes, some people need to be killed. But not randomly, that's just wrong" - Serge A. Storms
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A Few Things About Me
I am an Avengers fan, and I will refrence the show many times in whatever I write, whether or not people relise it
Along with being an Avengers fan, I liked Tara King just as much as Emma Peel, and I may be the only person who ever liked Pandora or The New Avengers. My favorite episodes are Murdersville and Love All, while my least favorite are Epic (Could it get any stupider) and Invasion of the Earthmen (Yes it can).
I focus on charecters, to the point I give all of my main ones (Over 20 by the end of the story) their own theme song (Brian's is The Living Daylights)
I am not in good health. I have a number of medical conditions, and I have many moles that have been removed during the pre-cancer stage
I do not mind critical reviews, but you need to review the entire damn story, and actually think before reviewing
I am a Christian, and you will find many pro-Christian view points in my stories. When I see some one admit they don't belive in God, it hurts me. To quote G.K. Chesterton "If there were no God, there would be no atheists"
I consider the fact that their is a Bible section on this website blashpemy. I believe Christians should protest it and have it removed.
I like that most people talk aoubt being different, and original, and then they are actualy just like every one else. Like every person who says they're against wearing fur, several not because they give a flying shit about animals, but because they want to be different. Well, I would wear fur and be proud! If I assert my individuality this way though, I get insulted for it! Well, in that vein, I hate vampires (boring), vegetarians (Unless it's for religious reasons, or they're devote), Scientology (it's a cult, not a religion), and any thing currently populer. If you criticize me, you are exactly what I said you are. A hypocrit.
Unlike most people my age, Anime and Manga bore the snot out of me (Except, ironicly, Pokemon Special, my favorite being Emerald), as do most current TV shows (Allthough I love How I Met Your Mother, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Desperate Housewives). Give me Jimmy Stewart and Grace Kelly disscussing a murder for entertainment (Rear Window is my favorite movie, and Grace Kelly is the most beautifull woman ever). Or give me John Steed and Mrs. Peel fighting cybernauts. For music, give me Carmen, give me Pagliacci, give me Three Oranges, you can have the rest.
Now, I said Emerald is my favorite special charactrer, Ruby is my least favorite. He's a vain, self absorbed prick, with a stick so far up his ass, that it's jabbing him in a lung. Also, I don't give a flying shit if he has a crush on Saphire (another one I'm not to fond of, but that's another story). You don't confess love, and then suddenly decide to stop mentioning it. Franticshipping is cannon though (makes me want to gouge my eyes out) but it was a huge mistake. When Sceptile chased Ruby around, trying to kill him, I laughed my ass off.
I enjoy Pokemon video games. Want to make fun of me for enjoying something? Go ahead, at least I'm happy. My favorite of the group is Emerald, and my faovrite starter is Treecko (that fucker is fast).
I don't like legendaries for the most part, in fact, I won't even acknolledge several of the generation IV legendaries (Shaymin the second stupidist legendary ever, Phione, Manaphy, Heatran, and Cresselia). Arceus is my least favorite, I despise the concept of the thing, and that something so powerfull looks so stupid (a gripe I have with Mew), and I will not read anything where Arceus plays any sort of important, good role. Also, I find the Lake Trio to be completely worthless, no pokemon taught humans emotion or knolledge, and Uxie erases memory? That doesn't make sense. I'm only completely okay with the generation I group (Being legendary meant something, damn it), with Suicune and Celebi (don't know why), and Latios and Latias (sweet creatures). With a few exceptions, I will portray legendaires as stupid and some what cruel.
I find most shipping pointless and shitty. Also, I find most romance written here to be unrealistic, and rather stupid.
The Divine Comedy and Les Miserables are favorite novels of mine, and will also be referenced add nausiem. I also love detective fiction, in perticuler locked-room mysteries. Can any one tell me, with out using google, what Gideon Fell, Father Brown, and Sam Hawthorn have in common?
I'm an insomniac
I have dissgraphia, which leads to bad spelling, the inability to tie my shoes or to use a pencil, and is the reason I can not have a drivers liscense
A lot of people post the things they wish to accomplish on this website. Well, I have only one, to enjoy every damn minute of my writing, and I have. PM me if you have also
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you think Coke is better than Pepsi, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are one of the few Christians who still belive Gods' love is for all people (John 3:16) and that you must never judge other people (Matthew 7: 1-2) copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever been hurt, really hurt, copy and paste this on your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think people who go out of their way to offend no one are assholes, copy and paste this on your profile
If you think combiomorphs are the next big thing for FanFiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
there will b a DJ , im throwing a party... every 1 is invited!
so every1 come. but read the rest of this bulliten.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.
DETAILS BELOW..
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."
repost as COME TO MY PARTY!
The Long Copy/Paste List of Stereotypes (Bold Apply to Me)
I hate that stupid stereotype list, so I must like stereotypes
Alright assholes, let me tell you this now. People don't stereotype other people, people stereotype themselves. To stop stereotypes, you and you alone have to brake the mold. You want to know why people find stereotypes offensive? Because their is a certain bit of truth behind them. You have to take a long hard look at your self if you want to stop stereotyping. I mean, several things on that list don't make sense, why is a lesbian having a sex tape a stereo type? How about being a woman, and having boobs, how is that a stereo type? (My personal favorite that doesn't make sense is the cuban/cigar one, name one cuban person you know who has ever rolled a cigar. You can't) Also, don't post that list, it clutters allready long profiles, and makes you an asshole, who would rather post a list then do something. I am so sick of that fucking list, every time I see it I want to put a gun in my mouth.
I have found the author of the worst fanfiction in the world. I KID YOU NOT! This person is also a murderer, because no one butchers the english language like her. Her name is XXXbloodyrists666XXX (nothing makes me feel better then hearing people joke about suicide, you dumb bitch). Drop in and say hi!
At the end of the day, who care about how many reviews you get, did you enjoy writting?