okay, people, here we go.

FYI - I'm a beta. Sooo... if you want an editor, here I am. :)

(This is a hint, hint, nudge, nudge, sorta thing people. Send me anything to read/edit - my hunger for stories is never satisfied)

Just as a note, people, you can call me Sunblood or Sunny: I don't really care. But Sunny does seem... er, happier?

quotes

1. "It's always the best policy to speak the truth -- unless, of course, you are exceptionally good liar." Jerome K. Jerome

2. "Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack." Richter cartoon caption

3. "Communisim doesn't work because people like to own stuff" - Frank Zappa

4. "Courage is resistance to fear, the mastery of fear - not absensence of fear." Mark Twain

5. Parents spend the first five years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of the time they tell us to sit down and shut up.

6. "I find nothing more depressing than optimism." Paul Fussel

7. After the silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music. Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963), "Music at Night", 1931

8. "The report of my death was an exaggeration." Mark Twain

9. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner

10. When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. William Wrigley Jr

11. War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. Thomas Mann (1875 - 195

Okay, everybody, now is the time to upload any documents that you might have at all and send them to me - if that's what you're comfortable with. (I read/edit EVERYTHING.) my email's midsummersnightsdream@gmail.com

ANOTHER NOTE - Yes, I know 40-something favorite stories is a wee bit long, but my favortie stories list is always growing - any suggestions for additions to my collection is always wanted! And yes, I'm finally going to shut up. Hop along now.