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1. Clockwork Dreams of the Warrior Princess reviews

Conditioning is an insidious poison, and even the most independent cyborg is affected in ways she can't understand. Some free verse for Hilshire/Triela fans.

Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-13-11 - Triela & Hillshire - Complete

2. Infidelity reviews

Love at its most fervent is always tinged with madness. If a cyborg can't get what she desires from her handler, to what dark corners of society might she be drawn?

Gunslinger Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-11-11 - Complete

3. Death in Scampia reviews

There are some organisations that are more powerful than the Agency. There are some evils that will never die.

Gunslinger Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-11 - Complete

4. Attack of the 50 Ft Half Klingon reviews

Tom Paris faces the wrath of a giant B'Elanna Torres.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-11 - Complete

5. Bullets For My Love reviews

How do you respond to the affections of a fourteen year-old killing machine? For Hilshire/Triela shippers.

Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-19-11 - Hillshire & Triela - Complete

6. Starship Hooters 3: Undresser

This is for all of you who were gravely disappointed over the complete lack of breast exposure by Jolene Blalock in the latest Starship Troopers movie.

Starship Troopers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete

7. Man of Wood reviews

Chakotay's father visits him during a vision quest, and he isn't happy.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-20-08 - Chakotay - Complete

8. Necessary Evil reviews

Where was Rico when Captain Raballo had his fatal accident?

Gunslinger Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-1-08 - Complete

9. Enterprise 'Special Edition' Season 4 reviews

What scenes didn't make it into Enterprise's fourth season?

StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete

10. Giggles bags the Borg reviews

Can ace flyer Belsworth Torres best the arrogant Baron von Borg?

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-12-06 - B. Torres & Seven of Nine - Complete

11. Private Property reviews

B'Elanna has Seven's number...or is it the other way round?

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-20-05 - B. Torres & Seven of Nine

12. Requiem for my Cylon Lover reviews

Poetry's not my forte, but I imagine tragic love has inspired more than one effort. The Chief on his relationship with Sharon Valerii.

Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-5-05 - S. Valerii/Boomer & G. Tyrol

13. A Fistful of Mammary Gland reviews

Seven of Nine channels Sergio Leone.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-05

14. Contamination reviews

T'Pol is compelled to return to her home world, but one of her Enterprise crewmates becomes a dangerous distraction.

StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-22-03 - T'Pol & Sato, H.

15. Seven's Spirit Guide reviews

What deep insights will be revealed to Seven of Nine when she consults her spirit guide?

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-03 - Seven of Nine & B. Torres

16. The Tale of Little Red Riding Hood Revised reviews

Can sweet, innocent Ruby Hood escape the canine clutches of the lascivious Lupo?

Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-2-03

17. The Last Kiss Goodbye reviews

Can private eye Jane Kates find the missing Borg baby with the big hooters, or will they both fall victim to the Machiavellian machinations of the villainous Canon Bragger?

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-6-02 - K. Janeway & Seven of Nine

18. The Flux of Mortal Things » reviews

The crew of Voyager must learn to cope with the effects of nearly a decade spent in the hostile Delta Quadrant.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-26-02 - Published: 10-19-02

19. Outrage reviews

The crew of Voyager find their Starfleet ideals tested when they rescue a Cardassian member of the Borg.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-02

20. The Alternative Factor reviews

As Voyager nears the end of its seventh year in the Delta Quadrant, strange things begin to happen.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-23-02 - Published: 3-20-02

21. Unimatrix Odon reviews

What happened after Unimatrix Zero, Klingon foreheads, Voyager vs Reservoir Dogs, Tuvok's solution to pon farr, Voyager vs The Prisoner, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universal Translator and many more!

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-1-02

22. It Was Your Blood (part spoof) reviews

When Seven of Nine becomes the victim of a mysterious assailant, the Doctor enlists the help of Starfleet's greatest detective.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-02

23. Why B'Elanna is straight reviews

The tragic tale of how T/7 could never happen.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-12-02

24. The Relevance of Discretion reviews

Having an 'intimate relationship' with Seven has its problems.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-7-02 - Seven of Nine & B. Torres

25. Tomb Raider reviews

Seven of Nine finds herself an unwilling participant in B'Elanna's Tomb Raider fantasy.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-7-02 - B. Torres & Seven of Nine

26. Studies in Intimate Behaviour. reviews

Seven's research into human mating behaviour leads to one conclusion.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-29-02

27. Statements of Intention reviews

Seven asks B'Elanna for her help in declaring her affections for Chakotay, with unexpected results.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-02

28. The Killer Dame reviews

The Killer Dame. J/7/T parody of the episode "The Killing Game", with references to the BBC comedy series "Allo, Allo".

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-02

29. Next week on Enterprise reviews

What thrills await us in this latest incarnation of the Star Trek franchise? And why does everything look more advanced than in The Original Series?

StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-16-01

30. Irrelevant Conversations reviews

Seven and B'Elanna discuss the nature of relationships.

StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-11-01 - B. Torres & Seven of Nine