Blatantly Jennifer

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since	: 08-25-07, id: 1360872, Profile Updated: 09-19-09
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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, CSI, Criminal Minds, CSI: New York, and Supernatural.

"Was this face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the topless towers of Ileum?"
- Christopher Marlowe

I, Blatantly Jennifer, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
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iAm: Jennifer. I own the complete series (so far) of Criminal Minds on DVD. I've had my iPod for nearly four years, and it's beat up and horribly chipped, but I love it. Its name is Chuck. I also have a laptop, whose name is Eddie. (R.I.P. Leland, Sony VAIO: Fall 2006 - June 2009)

iShip: CSI - Nick/Greg, Nick/Ryan (CSI Miami); Supernatural - Dean/Castiel; Criminal Minds - Reid/Sweets (Bones), Reid/Emily, Morgan/Garcia

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My life in the rearview, I'm runnin' from Jesus; don't know where I'm going to.

Basically, this is how it goes.

I like being inappropriate in movie theatres, being vulgar and obscene at Wal-Mart, making situations awkward, lying in the middle of the road at that time of night, taking long showers (and singing during them), freaking out over TV shows and their characters, eating ice cream, riding in the car with no destination in mind, and being alive.

I also like to write fan fiction, do photo editing, making fanvideos, read deep, soul-gratifying novels and pretend that I can play the guitar when a really awesome song comes on.

Not-so-basically, I don't know how it's going to end.

But I'm sure the trip will be epic.

You've always been beautiful to me.

If it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.

Unless it comes unasked out of your mouth
and your gut,
don't do it.

If you have to sit for hours
staring at your computer screen
or hunched over your
typewriter
searching for words,
don't do it.

If you're doing it for money or
fame,
don't do it.

If you're doing it because you want
women in your bed,
don't do it.

If you have to sit there and
rewrite again and again,
don't do it.

If it's hard work just thinking about doing it,
don't do it.

If you're trying to write like somebody
else,
forget about it.

If you have to wait for it to roar out of
you,
then wait patiently.

If it never does roar out of you,
do something else.

If you first have to read it to your wife
or your girlfriend or your boyfriend
or your parents or anybody at all,
you're not ready.

Don't be like so many writers,
Don't be like so many thousands of
people who call themselves writers,
Don't be dull and boring and
pretentious, don't be consumed with self-
love.

The libraries of the world have
yawned themselves to
sleep
over your kind.

Don't add to that.
Don't do it.

Unless it comes out of
your soul like a rocket,
Unless being still would
drive you to madness or
suicide or murder,
don't do it.

Unless the sun inside you is
burning your gut,
don't do it.

When it is truly time,
it will do it by
itself and it will keep on doing it
until you die or it dies in you.

There is no other way.

And there never was.

"So You Want To Be A Writer" - Charles Bukowski

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1. September reviews
He thinks about Grace Harrison and her pretty hair, and wonders what she’d say about him now. 5.01 Character Study, Hotch-centric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-09 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete

2. A Marlboro Red For Me reviews
In which Dean smokes, but not really, Ruby is a bitch with an ugly car, and Castiel smells like rainwater and roses. SLASH, Dean/Cas. Smoking!kink and mild porn.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-09 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete

3. In Times of Need reviews
In which Greg has a bad case, Nick almost makes a move, and subtlety interrupts everything. Drabble, pre-slash, Nick/Greg.
CSI - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-09 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete

4. Our Last Sunday Morning reviews
Greg lays awake on the Sunday morning he and Nick never had. Character death. SLASH, Nick/Greg.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-2-09 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete

5. He Touched Dawn reviews
Greg's having pre-wedding anxieties. *SLASH* Nick/Greg. Complete fluff with minor angst .
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-09 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete

6. Of the Five Senses Plus One reviews
There’ll be no sleep tonight, just like all the other nights, and you hug your arms to your chest and try to breathe deeply, evenly. Don Flack/Adam Ross, SLASH.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-09 - Adam R. & Don F. - Complete

7. Indescribable Beat of My Heart reviews
And there’s that feeling again, that one he can’t explain, can’t define, can’t name and can’t grasp. Nick/Greg, SLASH. Fluffy, mild smut.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-17-09 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete

8. Synecdoche reviews
“Would you… would you still love me if I looked like Grissom?” Nick/Greg SLASH. Complete and utter fluff.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-4-09 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete

9. The Things We Never Were reviews
It was the image of you, dancing in the hallway of our house like no one was watching. ** Nick’s point of view. ** Slash, Nick/Greg. Angst. Updated/proofread.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-29-09 - Nick S. & Greg S. - Complete

10. It Started with a Vinyl reviews
Don knew there was a reason he’d kept his old records. He just never knew why, until Adam showed up. Don Flack/Adam Ross, SLASH.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-19-09 - Don F. & Adam R. - Complete

11. My Entity reviews
50 Reflections, one sentence each. Don Flack/Adam Ross, SLASH.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-08 - Adam R. & Don F. - Complete

12. Kitsch reviews
It's like Van Gogh, but with a Freudian twist. Drabble series, team centric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - General/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-08 - A. Hotchner/Hotch

13. By the Book reviews
He's not quite sure how he got here, or why he's even here, but all he knows is that he's parked outside of the Las Vegas Crime Lab, at 3:40 AM on a Tuesday morning, in the pouring, bleak rain; and it's his day off. Hodges/Bobby, SLASH. Pre-slash.
CSI - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-08 - David H. & Bobby D. - Complete

14. Because Let's Face It reviews
Because let's face it. You'd want to shag him too if you were standing next to him naked in the shower. FredW/GeorgeW, Smut. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 9-20-07 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete

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