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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Repo! The Genetic Opera. GO HERE NOW!! (not porn, I swear) :P CURRENT PROJECTS (placed in order of intended completion) Compromised (LEMON/LIME, SLASH HPDM, bit 'o fluff, 7th year not HBP or DH compliant) Category: Harry Potter Genre: Humour, Romance Rating: M Status: WooHoo! 90 REVIEWS!! NOW EXTENDED!! So many people didn't realize it was over, I thought: What's the harm in making it just a bit longer? Status: If I decide another chapter is in order, I'll definitely let you know! Summary: Faced with the sudden realization that he might be gay, Harry devises a devious plot involving three brown hairs, a broomstick, a locked trunk, Polyjuice Potion, and a blonde-haired Slytherin to test his theory... Stranger, Would You Please? (LEMON, FLUFF, Post-Hogwarts, HPHG) Category: Harry Potter Genre: Romance, Humour, a wee bit of Angst Rating: M Status: ON HOLD!! SORRY!! Summary (updated for chp. 9): A chance meeting makes for a life-changing encounter, which for Hermione Granger, occurs in the mens' restroom at King's Cross Station. Not that she's complaining... yet. Now back at Hogwarts, Hermione not only has to deal with her new job as Arithmancy professor, but also her feelings for a certain raven-haired someone and flirtatious students who just won't take no for an answer... Chains That Bind (LEMON, SLASH HPDM, language, AU year six) Category: Harry Potter Genre: Humour, Romance Rating: M Status: On hold until I finish Stranger. Summary: Harry's a flaming show-off? Neville thinks he's a dog? Luna's wasted? Ron's gangsta? Hermione's having some strange feelings towards Romilda Vane? Malfoy's a slimy git? Well, not everything's changed, but you'd be surprised at what will... Bite Club (CRACK AU, Non-magical, Harry/Hermione-Harry/Draco-Draco/Hermione-Harry/Ginny-Hermione/Ginny-Ron/Hermione, Implied slash) Category: Harry Potter Genre: Humour, Romance, a touch of Angst Rating: M Status: Preview is out and I'm s-l-o-w-l-y writing the first couple chapters. Summary: Harry Potter is a psychic vampire. Handsome, polite, and a day-walker. Draco Malfoy is your typical bloodsucking vampire. Charming, deadly, and Harry's sworn enemy. Hermione is a girl. Young, beautiful, and dying to become one of the undead. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Psh. Duh, we're not concerned with being popular. We write FANFICTION for chrissake! I have challenged myself O_O HermioneWeasleyFan's Yet Another Prompt Challenge padfootsrevenger's Sex Talk Challenge Cuban Sombrero Gal's Five Things Challenge sick-atxxheart's Suicide Challenge Wall of Flame (I couldn't give a fuck about you if you paid me.) "THIS SUCKED Harry would never date him you idiot" I only wish that "Steve" cared as much about punctuation as he did about looking like an asshole. :sigh: | |||||||
1. Compromised » reviewsFaced with the sudden realization that he might be gay, Harry devises a devious plot involving three brown hairs, a broomstick, a locked trunk, Polyjuice Potion, and a blonde-haired Slytherin to test his theory... HPDM LEMON with a twist. NOW EXTENDED!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 7-25-09 - Published: 6-20-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete2. Stranger, Would You Please? » reviewsA chance meeting makes for a life-changing encounter, which for Hermione Granger, occurs in the mens' restroom at King's Cross Station. Not that she's complaining... yet. LEMON and some random fluff thrown in for kicks! Post-Hogwarts. HGHPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,075 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 5-24-08 - Hermione G. & Harry P.3. Aquamarine reviewsPulsating liquid filled the vial, enclosing the corpse and the grave robber in an orb of aquamarine light... Dark Grilo.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-18-09 - Graverobber & Shilo - Complete4. Coping » reviewsHarry never expected to find solace in Draco Malfoy. Hermione never expected to walk in on Harry and Draco engaged in said solace... HPDM.LEMON.ANGST.CHARACTER DEATH.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 3-20-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete5. Bite Club reviewsHarry Potter is a psychic vampire. Handsome, polite, a day-walker. Draco Malfoy is your typical bloodsucking vampire. Charming, deadly, and Harry's sworn enemy. Hermione is a girl. Young, beautiful, and dying to become one of the undead.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-2-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.6. Chains That Bind » reviewsHarry's a flaming show-off? Neville thinks he's a dog? Luna's wasted? Ron's gangsta? Hermione's having some strange feelings towards Romilda Vane? Malfoy's a slimy git? Well, not everything's changed, but you'd be surprised at what will... HPDM LEMON!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 7-27-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.7. Spare Me the 'Sex Talk' reviewsHermione has taken it upon herself to give Harry 'The Talk'. Ron has taken it upon himself to make sarcastic comments at Harry's expense... Challenge One-shotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-1-08 - Harry P. - Complete8. Happy Birthday reviewsDeciding to take Rosalie's advice and remain human, Bella learns to cope with her decision and the everyday reminder of what she could have been... One-shot Edward/BellaTwilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-29-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete