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since: 08-26-07, id: 1361413, Profile Updated: 08-09-11
Author has written 17 stories for Twilight.

Calvin: I ‘m a genius. But I’m a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What’s misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I’m a genius.

I write stuff. Here (scroll down.) Also here: LiveJournal & here too: A Different Forest

I talk a lot and am usually not serious here: Twitter


Two things you might have come to this profile to find out:

1) I'm not looking to have any of my stories translated at this point but thank you for the offers.

2) Once More, With Feeling will be finished (hopefully soon).


[Once More, With Feeling] {banner by famouslyso}

[The Best I Ever Had] {banner by famouslyso}

[Legendary] {Outtake #1 & #2} {banner by kellyjaxn} {ficmixtwistedcoincidence}

[Put a Ring On It] {banner by famouslyso} {Judges' Choice & 3rd place winner}

[The Importance of Being Edward] {banner by famouslyso#1 & #2}{judges' choice & 1st place winner}

[You Scream, I Scream] {banner by famouslyso} {first place winner}

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Thanks to everyone who reads, reviews and recs. You make this really fun.


1. Business Casual » reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2489 - Updated: 12-21-12 - Published: 11-13-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete
2. The Best Thing I Ever Did » reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1822 - Updated: 7-21-12 - Published: 6-14-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
3. The Best I Ever Had » reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7183 - Updated: 6-25-12 - Published: 2-17-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete
4. The Rebound » reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 464 - Updated: 3-24-12 - Published: 2-14-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete
5. The Dressmaker reviews
The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 176 - Published: 2-12-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete
6. Yes reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 391 - Published: 11-20-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete
7. Delicious reviews
Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 323 - Published: 8-8-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete
8. A Matter of Life and Death » reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1173 - Updated: 7-22-11 - Published: 6-15-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete
9. Once More, With Feeling » reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1494 - Updated: 2-11-11 - Published: 7-8-10 - Bella & Edward
10. You Scream, I Scream reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 254 - Published: 1-18-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete
11. An Alford Plea reviews
There is a powder keg of egos and adamancy waiting to be lit in this house. Rosalie feels like playing with fire. And Edward. Canon, missing moment... or is it? M, first place and judges' choice for the Roseward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 11-26-10 - Edward & Rosalie
12. The Importance of Being Edward reviews
Bella Swan knows she kissed a boy last night named Edward. Problem is, she can't remember much more than that. When she goes looking for him, she finds out Edward is not as rare of a name as she would like.AH, Edward/Bella/…Edward Fluff fluff fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 305 - Published: 10-22-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete
13. Legendary » reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1861 - Updated: 9-8-10 - Published: 11-16-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
14. Say It, Out Loud reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 294 - Published: 8-9-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete
15. In Verse & Reverse reviews
"I'm going to be in love with you. I know it. I can't… I can't say I am right now because I think that these things mean more with time, but one day, I want to hold your hand and look at you and tell you, 'remember that day I told you about? It's here.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 109 - Published: 7-30-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete
16. Put a Ring On It reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 479 - Updated: 4-29-10 - Published: 2-3-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete
17. Hear, Say reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 203 - Published: 10-21-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
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