Name: There is a rather big chance that you don't know me, so telling you my name will not benefit you in any way, shape, or form

Pen Name: Miss Ulv (I'm from Norway, and yes, I know it doesn't make any sense. I have the imagination of a teaspoon)

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Occupation: I'm studying to become a teacher in English, music and gymnastics... :D I also work part-time at a nursinghome...

Country Born in: Norway

Country of Current Residence: Still in Norway

Birthday: July 16

Hobbies: Reading, writing, daydreaming, playing instruments, just being outside

My Siblings: A younger sister

Pets: Cats :D

Favorite books: Twilight, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Series of Unfortunate Events, Star Wars, Alex Rider series, Eragon series, everything by Jane Austen... I read just about anything really... :P

Favorite Movies: All the Harry Potter movies, Series of Unfortunate Events, Hoodwinked, Star Wars, Wanted, movies based on books by Jane Austen, Olsenbanden(norwegian), and many, many more... The only movies I don't watch are scary ones... I hate scary movies... :P

Hogwarts House: Every test I have taken have placed me in the same house: Slytherin... I'm evil!... XD

Random Funny Stuff (To me anyway):

"We can just stand outside it!" a friend of mine said when they weren't allowed to sit in the elevator.

"But, you have to sit IN the elevator to get it approved." I say to her.

"Well, the elevator goes up and down, we can just sit outside it," she says.

"Err... You still have to sit IN it," I say, and everybody cracks up and starts laughing.

She just says: "What? What is so funny?" And everybody laughs harder.

A guy in my class comes in to the classroom a says: Einar (my English-teacher), you are wanted in the other room.

Einar: Oh, fuck!...

(He had forgotten, but the fun thing is that he cursed. He gets really angry if someone does it in the classroom... XD )

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it : copy this onto your profile!

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.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

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I live in fear of not being misunderstood.-- Oscar Wilde

"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away." - Artemis Fowl

¤ Miss Ulv ¤