tato82
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since: 08-26-07, id: 1362226, Profile Updated: 11-25-07
country: USA
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Buffy X-overs.

Burn the emo. Cleanse the yaoi. Kill the Mary Sue.

These are the simple laws of fanfiction. Live them, and Read.

Thanks to Charles Bhepin for this incredible snippet of truth which comes from the god emperor himself!

OMERTA by Lamb Of God.

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

Broken the paradigm an example must be set.
Invoke the Siren's song and sign the death warrant.
This is what has been wrought for 30 pieces of silver.
The tongues of men and angels bought by a beloved betrayer.

I am the result, what's better left unspoken.
Violence begins to mend what was broken.
You've been talking, I've been all ears.

Words meant to dwell in darkness shall never see the light of day.
Words can be broken so can bones, execute the mandate.
Mouth full of dirt your name is removed from the registry.
St. Peter greets with empty eyes then turns and locks the gate.

I am the result, what's better left unspoken.
Violence begins to mend what was broken.
You've been talking, I've been all ears.
Omerta.

Cheaply venal, stupidly verbose.
A slip of the tongue, a slit of the throat.
Six feet under with no marker.
Keep my name from your mouth forever.
Free speech for the living, dead men tell no tales.
Your laughing finger will never point again.
Omerta.
Omerta.
Sing for me now.


1. A Lost Primarch » reviews
There is something Xander isn't telling his friends and wants to keep it a secret. Too bad for him that The Emperor, beloved by all, doesn't really care. Burn the emo. Cleanse the yaoi. Kill the Mary Sue.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-12-07
2. Back to the Beginning » reviews
This ISN'T a Narutowentbacktothepaststory. Naruto has finally engaged Pein in open combat, a new part of his heritage is revealed as a battle of titanic proportions is waged in the remains of Amegakure. Burn the emo. Cleanse the yaoi. Kill the Mary Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,128 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-10-07 - Published: 10-22-07 - Naruto U. & Sakura H.
3. Legend » reviews
AU. After the Mizuki incident, Naruto age 10 decides to leave Konoha until he's capable of containing the influence of the Fox. A new legend is forged in the fires of a war for survival. Xover with ES4:Oblivion, now major RuroKen and NinGai. NO YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,216 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-14-07 - Published: 8-29-07 - Naruto U. & Haku