| StudentofDust |
Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Mahou Sensei Negima, His Dark Materials, Naruto, Azumanga Daioh, Fullmetal Alchemist, South Park, and Push. "Wait another minute- can't you see what this pain has fucking done to me...?" Basic Information Real Name: none A Little Bit about How I Write Addictions: Mahou Sensei Negima, romantic stuff (anime or not), anime in general, WWE wrestling, Harry Potter, Evanna Lynch/Luna Lovegood, writing fanfictions (hell, writing in general), being a recluse (it's fun, kids; you oughta try it sometime), and...SHOUJO-AI/YURI. Recently, I've started liking slash, or "shounen-ai/yaoi", if you're an anime nut. Like me. Things I Like: Barack Obama (he can't be as bad as Dubya... can he?), drawing (even though I haven't done it for so long, I practically suck at it now...) Things I Hate: censorship (no. 1 on my List of Things I Hate), George W. Bush (possibly America's worst President ever), having to wait for mangas/animes to hit stateside, not having enough money to buy them when they do come over, canon pairings (I can only think of a few that I actually endorse) MY CURRENT OBSESSION(S): South Park (esp. Kenny McCormick- my fav SP character). I'm slowly getting back into Mahou Sensei Negima!, after about a year's absence (most of that time spent writing SP stuff). My newest obsession? Push, and more specifically, Nick/Cassie. Those two were so cute together, much better than Nick/Kira... Favorite Character(s), by Series (top favorites in bold): FAVORITE FANFICTION WRITERS (constantly self-updating): Pairings Galore! Pairings that Have no Category/Movie Pairings: My Least Favorite Pairings: Long List: Every Anime that I Like Long List: Every Manga that I Like Least Favorite Animes: Favorite TV Shows (non-anime) A GIANT LIST OF EVERY MUSICAL ARTIST I LIKE: Anime Cons I've Been To: Other Sites You Can Hit Me Up At: Remember: I love each and every one of y'all, even if you don't review my fanfictions; if you even read them, I'll love you forever. FAVORITE QUOTES "Kamehameha!" "There's one main difference between comics and comedians: A comic says funny things, while a comedian says things funny. That's why I'm a drummer." "It's a charm, actually. Keeps away the Nargles." "Negi-sensei, I've loved you since the day we met. I... I love you, Negi-sensei!" "It's only human to want to be extraordinary." "I won't leave without a change, I won't be erased" "Stuff... with... people!" "Dee-dee-dee!" "Japanese doggeh!" "Ai shiteru." Amy- "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "Rated M for corpses." "I remember my first sexual experience. I was scared, it was dark, I was alone..." "Be careful the next time you see a light at the end of a tunnel. It could be another train." "I'm not drunk. I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking." "Brian, look, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'ooooooo'." "Gravity, you win again!" "I'm going to sing the Doom Song now..." "Oh my God, he's violating Seabreeze!" Chris- "Hey, birthday dude! You want some ice cream?" "The V-chip: helping dumbass parents avoid responsibility since 2000." "You know what I hate? When people say that old people are cranky. (bleep) you!" "Sex is a wonderful thing. Someday I'd like to do it again." "I am somewhat preoccupied telling the Laws of Physics to shut up and sit down." "Reject, are you no one? Fear you nothing? You know, I bet you think you have a good reason "In a world beyond controlling, are you going to deny the Savior in front of your eyes? "Save sorrow for the souls in doubt..." "Every time you try to apply real-world physics to anime scenarios, God kills a cat-girl. Think of the cat-girls." Brian: "Peter, do you even listen to yourself when you talk?" Law and Order: SVU Quotes Doctor: "Any sex therapist will tell you- it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole." Stabler: "What do we got, John?" Munch: "From now on, I want to be known as The Intrepid Detective Munch." psychiatrist- "Do you always deflect personal questions with jokes?" Fin: "You should have listened to me when I told you to leave the dog in the car." Munch: "There are five stages of grief. Try not to go through all of them at once." Munch: "We could start a bonfire with all the alcohol this girl consumed. What's your poison, honey?" Fin: "My ex is a big pain in the ass." Munch: "Isn't there some key piece of evidence we're missing?" Munch: "Well, I guess that just about covers everything." Fin: "You have the right to remain silent, and if you throw up in my car, I'll kill you." Journal Entries January 30, 2009: Happy really freakin' late New Years!! I'm writing a new South Park oneshot (yes, another KennyKelly story), so look for that one... probably tomorrow. February 2, 2009: Okay, so I'm really depressed that the Arizona Cardinals didn't win the Super Bowl last night... BUT. All is going well otherwise, mainly 'cause I posted a new South Park story entitled Ice Cream that I think you all will like. So read away! February 17, 2009: So... I just saw that new movie Push last night, and I gotta say... I was pretty impressed with it. So impressed, that I'm working on a new fanfiction for it. It should be up by the end of the week... I hope. February 19, 2009: I promised you all a fanfic for Push, and it is indeed posted! Well, the first chapter is, anyways. The second chapter comes later. | |||||||||||||
1. The Care Knot » reviewsNothing is ever as it seems. You of all people should know that... Nick/Cassie. Not sure how many chapters there will be yet.Push - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 2-19-09 - Cassie H. & Nick G.2. Ice Cream reviewsPure fluff abounds here, as Kenny goes out for some ice cream and runs into someone he never thought he'd see again. Judging by my previous stories, see if you can guess the pairing before you start reading. Just a oneshot, but maybe a sequel later on.South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-09 - Kenny M. & Kelly - Complete3. Best Days of Our Lives » reviewsA series of oneshots, all of varying lengths. All HarryLuna centric, some RonHermione and GinnyNeville included also. Chapter 11: Tonight.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 10-10-07 - Luna L. & Harry P.4. South Park Does the 100 Theme Challenge » reviewsAs you can probably already tell, this will be a series of oneshots, all of varying lengths, using the 100 Themes Challenge. Each short story will focus on one South Park character or pairing. Liberal doses of slash throughout. Rated just to be safe.South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 3-26-085. The New SOS Brigade reviewsLame title, I know... This one's a crossover between Azumanga Daioh and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Slight AU for both series, not-so-slight shoujo-ai mostly Chisaka and Toyomi throughout. Haruhi's partner not decided yet. Rated for weirdness.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-16-086. Halloweenies » reviewsJust some Halloween-themed randomness. Negi plans a Halloween party, with the help of class 3-A. Hilarity ensues. No specific pairing, really. Rated for mild language. Twoshot.Mahou Sensei Negima - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 10-18-08 - Complete7. Explorations reviewsA new series of oneshots. Each will concentrate on one pairing, none will be the same length. Major and minor characters will be included. Rated just to be safe, but I don't plan for there to be any stories that merit an M rating.Mahou Sensei Negima - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-23-088. Passions » reviewsA series of oneshots amongst Negi and the girls he's come to know so well. Most rated T, but some definitely will merit an M rating. CHAPTER 12 IS UP!Mahou Sensei Negima - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,158 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 8-31-079. Killing Me Softly » reviewsNegi gazes into the future, and what he sees is quite less than perfect. Full summary and pairings inside. AU, NegiChao. Takes place after the last episode of the Negima! anime, though there are some manga storyline references in later chapters.Mahou Sensei Negima - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-4-08 - Published: 10-17-0710. Getting Gay With Kids Again » reviewsThe choir is back, and five kids from Mrs. Garrison's fifth grade class are chosen to head to beautiful Hawaii. And guess what? Cartman is one of them. Multiple pairings, including KennyKelly and StanWendy. One slash pairing later in the story.South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-17-08 - Kenny M. & Kelly11. Cyanide in Happiness » reviewsKenny dies in pretty much every episode, and this one is no exception. What's different, though, is that this time... he doesn't come back. And one of Kenny's biggest tormentors realizes just how much he misses him. You guess the pairings.South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-7-08 - Kenny M. & Eric Cartman12. He Loves Me Not reviewsHe may not love me, but that doesn't change the fact that I love him... Oneshot, SLASH.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-11-08 - Kenny M. - Complete13. It's Time reviewsSomehow, she knows what she has to do... This will eventually be turned into a full story, but for now, it's finished. Some spoilers for the manga/anime.Mahou Sensei Negima - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete14. The Reunion » reviewsIt's time for Miss Yukari's class to come back for their high school reunion. How have they all changed, if at all? OsakaChiyo, YomiOC, TomoOC, YukariNyamo, KaguraOC, implied KaorinSakaki, onesided OsakaOC. Rated for some stuff that might happen later on.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 10-3-0715. New Beginnings reviewsEmma's the newest girl at Hogwarts, and she's convinced she'll never make any friends. But, that's before she has an unexpected run in with a girl that everyone calls Loony.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-07 - Luna L. - Complete16. Endeavors » reviewsHarry finds that his true love isn't who he thought it'd be... Part two: It's Been Awhile.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 8-29-07 - Harry P. & Luna L.17. Requiem reviewsA little bit of poetry fluff. Winry, to Ed. Oneshot.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-07 - Winry R. & Edward E. - Complete18. Never Again reviewsWow, a fanfic based off a fanfic. This is inspired by Eidolon Twilight Princess' fanfic 'Our Solemn Hour'. A poem Kotaro wrote to one he never thought could love him back. KotaroAirland. Oneshot.Mahou Sensei Negima - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-07 - Complete19. Eternity reviewsCompletely random idea, but... This is a poem that Asuna wrote to Negi, after the demon collected her soul. My first ever AsunaNegi piece... and probably my last, too. Oneshot.Mahou Sensei Negima - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete20. Holding On reviewsLuna's thoughts, as she watches Harry and Ginny together sending their kids to Hogwarts. Some DH and postDH spoilers. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-07 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete21. You Were at the Battle reviewsHarry goes to visit Fred's grave. A nightmarish dream and the arrival of a close friend help him to leave his pain behind. Set in the nineteen years skipped. Some POA through DH spoilers. Oneshot. Rated T for brief language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-18-07 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete22. The Fight of a Lifetime reviewsThis one takes you all the way back to the Chunin exam preliminaries. Sorry, but that's where the summary ends. Read it to find out what happens! Oneshot. NaruHina, SasuSaku. Some early storyline spoilers. Rated T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-07 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete23. Worlds Collide reviewsA poem that Will wrote to Lyra one day, as he was sitting on their bench in his own world.His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-10-07 - Complete24. A Little Loony reviewsWhat begins as Harry glimpsing someone skipping along the lakeside turns into a whirlwind of excitement that none of those involved will ever forget. Set during HBP. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-5-07 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete25. Truly Happy reviewsSnape discovers comfort in the one he never thought could give it to him. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-07 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete26. The Best Birthday Ever reviewsNo plot spoilers here... This takes place after volume 14 of the Negima manga. My first ever Negima fic. Oneshot.Mahou Sensei Negima - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-07 - Complete