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Author has written 51 stories for Harry Potter, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！, His Dark Materials, Naruto, Azumanga Daioh, Fullmetal Alchemist, South Park, Push, Sekirei, Elfen Lied, Lord of the Rings, NCIS, Vampire: The Masquerade, My Little Pony, Haruhi Suzumiya series, and Team Fortress 2. "Wait another minute- can't you see what this pain has fucking done to me...?" Basic Information Real Name: none A Guide to Reading my Stories A Little Bit about How I Write Also, just to get this out of the way, I (for the most part) abhor canon pairings. Thus, I write almost solely for anti-canon pairings. I do Harry/Luna, Negi/Nodoka, Takuto/Falce (watch Macademi Wasshoi! if you don't get the reference)... ETCETERA. In other words, expect me to VERY rarely write for a canon pairing. There are a few that I do support: Stan/Wendy... Will/Lyra... Kenny/Kelly... Yuichi/Ayu... But those are the exceptions to the rule, not the rule itself. And just in case this EVER comes up... Which I'm pretty sure it won't... Addictions: Super Nachos, manga/anime, Magic: The Gathering, writing my novels Things I Like: Porn Things I Hate: Censorship, rabid shippers (doesn't matter what pairing, it's still annoying), the state of the Union, being broke (thus no new manga or anime for me...) MY CURRENT OBSESSION(S): Harry Potter, Push, This Ugly Yet Beautiful World, South Park, Law and Order: SVU, Tosh.0 Favorite Character(s), by Series (top favorites in bold): FAVORITE FANFICTION WRITERS (constantly self-updating): Pairings Galore! Pairings that Have no Category/Movie Pairing My Least Favorite Pairings: Long List: Every Anime that I Like Long List: Every Manga that I Like Least Favorite Animes: Favorite TV Shows (non-anime) A GIANT LIST OF EVERY MUSICAL ARTIST I LIKE: Anime Cons I've Been To: Other Sites You Can Hit Me Up At: Remember: I love each and every one of y'all, even if you don't review my fanfictions; if you even read them, I'll love you forever. FAVORITE QUOTES "Kamehameha!" "There's one main difference between comics and comedians: A comic says funny things, while a comedian says things funny. That's why I'm a drummer." "It's a charm, actually. Keeps away the Nargles." "Negi-sensei, I've loved you since the day we met. I... I love you, Negi-sensei!" "It's only human to want to be extraordinary." "I won't leave without a trace, I won't be erased" "Stuff... with... people!" "Dee-dee-dee!" "Japanese doggeh!" "Ai shiteru." Amy- "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "Rated M for corpses." "I remember my first sexual experience. I was scared, it was dark, I was alone..." "Be careful the next time you see a light at the end of a tunnel. It could be another train." "I'm not drunk. I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking." "Brian, look, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'ooooooo'." "Gravity, you win again!" "I'm going to sing the Doom Song now..." "Oh my God, he's violating Seabreeze!" Chris- "Hey, birthday dude! You want some ice cream?" "The V-chip: helping dumbass parents avoid responsibility since 2000." "You know what I hate? When people say that old people are cranky. (bleep) you!" "Sex is a wonderful thing. Someday I'd like to do it again." "I am somewhat preoccupied telling the Laws of Physics to shut up and sit down." "Reject, are you no one? Fear you nothing? You know, I bet you think you have a good reason "In a world beyond controlling, are you going to deny the Savior in front of your eyes? "Save sorrow for the souls in doubt..." "Every time you try to apply real-world physics to anime scenarios, God kills a cat-girl. Think of the cat-girls." Brian: "Peter, do you even listen to yourself when you talk?" Law and Order: SVU Quotes Doctor: "Any sex therapist will tell you- it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole." Stabler: "What do we got, John?" Munch: "From now on, I want to be known as The Intrepid Detective Munch." psychiatrist- "Do you always deflect personal questions with jokes?" Fin: "You should have listened to me when I told you to leave the dog in the car." Munch: "There are five stages of grief. Try not to go through all of them at once." Munch: "We could start a bonfire with all the alcohol this girl consumed. What's your poison, honey?" Fin: "My ex is a big pain in the ass." Munch: "Isn't there some key piece of evidence we're missing?" Munch: "Well, I guess that just about covers everything." Fin: "You have the right to remain silent, and if you throw up in my car, I'll kill you." (I honestly and truly don't believe in posting random "If you (insert something random here), then repost this on your profile" crapballs on my page. It's useless, and quite frankly, it looks absolutely horrible on your profile. Besides, who cares about whether you believe in God, or whether you've never smoked weed/gotten laid/listened to rap music, etc? This isn't MySpace; it's FanFiction.net. So don't try to turn it into something it's not.) | |||||||||
1. To Hell and BackIt's Ponyville's annual Storm Day, and Rainbow Dash worked so hard to get everything ready for this day. Unfortunately for her, she forgot the most important thing of all, and that could cost her- and the one she loves most- everything... Two-shot, Flutterdash. Rated to be safe, though it might change with the second part.My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Published: 8-21-12 - Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy2. Magic Nights reviewsInspired by one random picture I found on an image search site. This is what happens when two ponies fall in love, even though their love is all but forbidden. One-shot.My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-12 - Twilight Sparkle & Trixie3. Heavy Duty reviewsJust a random story concept that popped into my head awhile back. Contains quite a bit of chipping away at the fourth wall, plus a bonus surprise ending! Rated T for quite a bit of foul language.Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-12 - Pinkie Pie & Heavy - Complete4. A Dream Quite DarkeningSavage behavior is mostly condemned by the Kindred community, but seemingly embraced by those of Clan Gangrel when the time is right. This is a tale of one of those times. Both characters in this story are OCs that have been made for a VTM larp that I am a storyteller for. One character is mine, and I have gotten permission to use the other character in this story.Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Published: 7-5-12 - Complete5. She Was Falling So Fast reviewsIf you were falling, would you want someone to save you? Or would you just want it all to end... No matter what the cost?Push - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-11 - Complete6. What I Choose reviewsWords have power. So why do we so often pretend they are meaningless? They most certainly are not...Push - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-11 - Cassie H. & Nick G. - Complete7. Best Days of Our Lives » reviewsA series of oneshots, all of varying lengths. All Harry/Luna centric, some Ron/Hermione and Ginny/Neville included also. Chapter 14: Hallowed.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-26-11 - Published: 10-10-07 - Luna L. & Harry P.8. From Me to You »The story of what could have been, between Lily and Severus. All told from Severus' point of view, in less than 200 words per chapter.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 209 - Updated: 8-8-11 - Published: 8-6-11 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.9. From Two, One » reviewsA collection of short to medium-length oneshots, using AngieChild's 100 Themes Challenge list. All will be Harry/Luna stories, with other pairings possibly popping up here and there. Rated just to be safe. Chapter 2: Love.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-6-11 - Published: 8-4-11 - Harry P. & Luna L.10. Me on My Way to YouHe lost everything he thought he had, but he was about to gain more than he could ever have imagined...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Published: 8-2-11 - Neville L. & Luna L. - Complete11. Just Like Luna » reviewsDone as per a request. When her world came crashing down around her, she was powerless to stop the one who did this to her, from trying to help her pick up the pieces. My first ever GinnyxLuna fic. Read and review please!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-14-11 - Published: 12-8-10 - Ginny W. & Luna L.12. The Care Knot » reviewsNothing is ever as it seems. You of all people should know that... Nick/Cassie. Not sure how many chapters there will be yet.Push - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-6-11 - Published: 2-19-09 - Cassie H. & Nick G.13. The New SOS Brigade » reviewsLame title, I know, but I assure you- the story is much better. Slight AU for both series, not-so-slight shoujo-ai throughout, mostly in the ChiyoxOsaka and TomoxYomi veins. Rated for weirdness. HaruhixKyon in later chapters. Chapter 4 now up!Crossover - Azumanga Daioh & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-8-11 - Published: 12-16-08 - Haruhi S.14. More Questions Than Answers » reviewsOne phone call, one conversation. That was all it took for Nick to doubt everything about what surrounded Kira's death. And now that he has his doubts, the only thing left is to look for answers. Where those answers lead, though... Eventual Nick/Cassie.Push - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-5-11 - Published: 11-2-10 - Nick G. & Cassie H.15. The Date reviewsPart two of the story I started in my previous fic 'The Contest'. If you read the first part, you'll know what pairing this will be.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-17-10 - Chiyo M. & Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete16. The Contest reviewsThe class has made a list of who they think would go best with each other. Who will top the list...? Various pairings, only one official. Just a oneshot, but a second part will be forthcoming. Nothing taboo... for now.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-13-10 - Complete17. The Ties of Fate » reviewsTwenty dead, and multitudes more will follow in their footsteps... It's up to Gibbs and the NCIS crew to catch the killer. But this time it's different. This time, they'll need some... magical support. NegixNodoka, FatexTsukuyomi, possible AbbyxGibbs.Crossover - NCIS & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-4-10 - Published: 6-2-1018. The Lowest Grade reviewsGuess who made the lowest grade on Miss Yukari's English exam...?Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-12-10 - Chiyo M. - Complete19. Cats reviewsIt's all the school is talking about... Cats, The Movie. And you can bet that nothing is going to stop Sakaki from going to see this. Not even the surprises waiting for her just around the corner...Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-10 - Sakaki & Kaorin - Complete20. Cookies reviewsRandomness in the life of the Azu-Girls. Includes chocolate chips and fourth-wall breaks. Mild ones, of course.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-10 - Complete21. Battle Song of Gondor reviewsJust something I came up with recently.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-3-10 - Complete22. Lord of the Rings 12 Days of Christmas reviewsSee, even Sauron is getting into the holiday spirit...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-8-09 - Sauron - Complete23. Getting Gay With Kids Again » reviewsThe choir is back, and five kids from Mrs. Garrison's fifth grade class are chosen to head to beautiful Hawaii. And guess what? Cartman is one of them. Multiple pairings, including Kenny/Kelly and Stan/Wendy. One slash pairing later in the story.South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-17-09 - Published: 3-17-08 - Kenny M. & Kelly24. Two for One reviewsThis story was born from one simple question. What if in the beginning, Lucy and Nyu hadn't shared the same body, but instead became two separate entities? How would the story have changed then? Written from the characters' individual POVs. Some NyuKohta.Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-12-09 - Lucy / Nyu & Kohta25. Butters' Hello Kitty Island Adventure OF DOOM! » reviewsCrackfic, mostly due to sleep deprivation and severe hunger. Butters has to be the hero, whether he wants to or not. Loosely based on a concept taken from the SP episode Make Love, Not Warcraft. Crossover between South Park and Hello Kitty.South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 10-27-09 - Butters S.26. Everyday Miracles reviewsA collection of oneshots, focusing on different characters from the Sekirei universe. Some will have romantic overtones, some will not. None will be horribly long, mostly under 1000 words. Rated just to be safe. Chapter one now up!Sekirei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-0927. The Reunion » reviewsIt's time for Miss Yukari's class to come back for their high school reunion. How have they all changed, if at all? OsakaChiyo, YomiOC, TomoOC, YukariNyamo, KaguraOC, implied KaorinSakaki, onesided OsakaOC. Rated for some stuff that might happen later on.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 10-3-0728. Sparks reviewsThere are more fireworks going on tonight than just the ones in the sky... Nick/Cassie, duh. Late Fourth of July fic, sorry for the delay... Rated T for some mild sexuality.Push - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-09 - Cassie H. & Nick G. - Complete29. Tales of a Graveside Lover reviewsI let you down. Now, I must pay the ultimate price... Oneshot.Push - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-09 - Cassie H. - Complete30. Our Darkest HourAs a part of a club initiation, three students sneak into Library Island... and never make it out. Meanwhile, evil mages are beginning to attack Mahora Academy students- both mages and mundanes. The two events seem not to be connected... But are they?Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Published: 7-8-0931. Ice Cream reviewsPure fluff abounds here, as Kenny goes out for some ice cream and runs into someone he never thought he'd see again. Judging by my previous stories, see if you can guess the pairing before you start reading. Just a oneshot, but maybe a sequel later on.South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-09 - Kenny M. & Kelly - Complete32. South Park Does the 100 Theme Challenge » reviewsAs you can probably already tell, this will be a series of oneshots, all of varying lengths, using the 100 Themes Challenge. Each short story will focus on one South Park character or pairing. Liberal doses of slash throughout. Rated just to be safe.South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 3-26-0833. Halloweenies » reviewsJust some Halloween-themed randomness. Negi plans a Halloween party, with the help of class 3-A. Hilarity ensues. Some NegiAsuna, if you tilt your head and squint really hard. Rated for mild language. Twoshot.Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 10-18-08 - Complete34. Explorations reviewsA new series of oneshots. Each will concentrate on one pairing, none will be the same length. Major and minor characters will be included. Rated just to be safe, but I don't plan for there to be any stories that merit an M rating. DEAD STORY.Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-0835. Passions » reviewsA series of oneshots amongst Negi and the girls he's come to know so well. Most rated T, but some definitely will merit an M rating. DEAD STORY.Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,506 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 8-31-0736. Killing Me Softly » reviewsNegi gazes into the future, and what he sees will change him forever. Full summary and pairings inside. AU, Negi/Chao. Takes place after the last episode of the Negima! anime, though there are some manga storyline references in later chapters. DEAD STORY.Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-4-08 - Published: 10-17-0737. Cyanide in Happiness » reviewsKenny dies in pretty much every episode, and this one is no exception. What's different, though, is that this time... he doesn't come back. And one of Kenny's biggest tormentors realizes just how much he misses him. You guess the pairings.South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-7-08 - Kenny M. & Eric Cartman38. He Loves Me Not reviewsHe may not love me, but that doesn't change the fact that I love him... Oneshot, SLASH.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-11-08 - Kenny M. - Complete39. It's Time reviewsSomehow, she knows what she has to do... This will eventually be turned into a full story, but for now, it's finished. Some spoilers for the manga/anime.Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete40. New Beginnings reviewsEmma's the newest girl at Hogwarts, and she's convinced she'll never make any friends. But, that's before she has an unexpected run in with a girl that everyone calls Loony.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-07 - Luna L. - Complete41. Endeavors » reviewsHarry finds that his true love isn't who he thought it'd be... Part two: It's Been Awhile. DEAD STORY.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 8-29-07 - Harry P. & Luna L.42. Requiem reviewsA little bit of poetry fluff. Winry, to Ed. Oneshot.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-23-07 - Winry R. & Edward E. - Complete43. Never Again reviewsWow, a fanfic based off a fanfic. This is inspired by Eidolon Twilight Princess' fanfic 'Our Solemn Hour'. A poem Kotaro wrote to one he never thought could love him back. KotaroAirland. Oneshot.Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-07 - Complete44. Eternity reviewsCompletely random idea, but... This is a poem that Asuna wrote to Negi, after the demon collected her soul. My first ever Asuna/Negi piece... and probably my last, too. Oneshot.Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete45. Holding On reviewsLuna's thoughts, as she watches Harry and Ginny together sending their kids to Hogwarts. Some DH and postDH spoilers. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-19-07 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete46. You Were at the Battle reviewsHarry goes to visit Fred's grave. A nightmarish dream and the arrival of a close friend help him to leave his pain behind. Set in the nineteen years skipped. Some POA through DH spoilers. Oneshot. Rated T for brief language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-18-07 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete47. The Fight of a Lifetime reviewsThis one takes you all the way back to the Chunin exam preliminaries. Sorry, but that's where the summary ends. Read it to find out what happens! Oneshot, slightly AU. NaruHina, SasuSaku. Some early storyline spoilers. Rated T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-07 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete48. Worlds Collide reviewsA poem that Will wrote to Lyra one day, as he was sitting on their bench in his own world.His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-10-07 - Complete49. A Little Loony reviewsWhat begins as Harry glimpsing someone skipping along the lakeside, turns into a whirlwind of excitement that none of those involved will ever forget. Set during HBP. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-5-07 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete50. Truly Happy reviewsSnape discovers comfort in the one he never thought could give it to him. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-07 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete51. The Best Birthday Ever reviewsNo plot spoilers here... This takes place after volume 14 of the Negima manga. My first ever Negima fic. Oneshot.Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-07 - Complete
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