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Author has written 33 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Poltergeist: the Legacy, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Misc. Books, Matrix, Van Helsing, Stargate: Atlantis, and Doctor Who. Thought this deserved an update. I' m a 22 year old postgraduate student of clinical criminology, living in Oxford, UK, and I write as a hobby, in these fandoms: - Van Helsing: my current pet project is a sequel to my first fic 'Possessions'; it's called 'Strange Gifts' and there are two chapters posted so far. - Harry Potter: Many stories in various genres, all Snape-centred. 'Penance' is the one I'm most happy with. - Lord of the Rings: Silly paraodies only, featuring Boromir as the main focus. Yes, even after he's dead. - The Matrix: I'm slowly working on a Smith-focussed prequel to the movie series, followed by an equally Smith-focussed sequel to the prequel, set after the movies. Make sense? - Sherlock Holmes: Parodies featuring my own creation, dim-witted detective Sebastian Domesday, plus a semi-humorous fluffy SH/JW slash tale - Star Wars: Mostly daft comedies, featuring Obi-Wan or Mace Windu as the main characters. Also a WIP involving Obi and young!Anakin. Feel free to contact me on MSN; *BAMF* is the handle I use (long story). Or email me! at K_L_Schofield@hotmail.com. I'm happy to chat with anyone about fanfic, fandoms, writing, or anything else:-) | |||||||
1. And The World Keeps Turning reviewsDrabble. Just a peaceful interlude on a hillside. Doctor and companion of your choice!Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-26-052. Possessions 2: Strange Gifts » reviewsWhen Van Helsing returns from a three-month mission to find Carl gone, he is sure the dark priest's parting gift has something to do with it. But has Carl left because he is afraid of harming others - or because he desires to harm them?Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-13-05 - Published: 10-26-043. A Nightmare on February 14th » reviewsCarson? McKay and I are heading down to you. Rodney did it again..." When Sheppard finds an Ancient device that McKay can't resist trying out for himself, mayhem ensues. Part 2 up!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 2-14-054. Wavelength » reviewsAfter a tragic accident involving an Ancient device, McKay and Sheppard must work together in a race against time to save a life dear to both of them. And all they need is to be on the same wavelength...(McShep friendship, slash-free) (4 UP)Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,004 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 2-7-05 - Published: 1-21-055. One Last Kiss reviewsWhen Elizabeth is taken by the Wraith, time is all that Rodney can ask for. Drabble. Character death. McWeir.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-1-056. Possessions » reviewsWhen Carl is plagued by recurring nightmares about a dark priest, Van Helsing must risk his friend's life to save him - while himself haunted by a figure from the past. 13 UPVan Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,915 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 7-8-04 - Published: 5-15-047. Matrix:Resurrection reviewsPrequel to the Matrix series. The creation, death, and resurrection of Agent Smith...Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-2-04 - Smith, A. & Oracle8. Unforgiven: The Life of Severus Snape » reviewsWe become the thing we hate the most. Harry Potter has lost everyone he ever cared for, including himself...and only one person can understand how he feels: Severus Snape.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-25-03 - Published: 12-13-03 - Severus S. & Harry P.9. Pureblood » reviewsWhen Voldemort was at the height of his power, a pureblood wizard, fearing temptation, rebelled against his true nature and abandoned magic. Now he is back...much to the consternation of his brother, Severus Snape. *5*Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,968 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-18-03 - Published: 4-14-02 - Severus S.10. A Case of Identity » reviewsWho killed the young Death-Eater in Snape's office? Can Severus and Sirius, with a little help from Hermione, put aside their differences long enough to find out? A Hogwarts Murder Mystery! *updated*Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-12-03 - Published: 9-15-02 - Severus S. & Sirius B.11. Village of the Snapes » reviews*4 up* Meet the family...fearsome Grandmama Livia, Mad Uncle Drusus, and many others...plus the foul Mont-Streppings, and amorous!Narcissa...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-28-03 - Published: 5-23-02 - Severus S.12. The Lyrics To Your Tune » reviewsLong-promised Snape/McGonagall angst fic. Some romance, no slush, nothing physical. Continuation of the 'Snape's redemption' theme, featuring Bitter/Jealous!Severus. 2 UPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-23-03 - Published: 8-31-02 - Severus S.13. The Raven reviewsNot a novel...a poem, parodying 'The Raven' by Edgar A. Poe. I sincerely hope it's funny. With kudos to Spike Milligan.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-16-0314. Some Towers » reviewsBeing the sequel to 'Lord of his own ring'. Subtitled 'the adventures of Boromir's younger smarter brother'. Chap 6: Frodo and Sam meet Faramir!Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-31-02 - Published: 3-8-0215. My Master's Mirror » reviewsSix years post-TPM. A story of mirrors...parallels of life and death: the death of a Jedi Master, a Padawan's jealousy, and a gifted young man's fall into darkness. 3 UPStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-29-02 - Published: 12-7-0216. The Hardest Mission reviewsEight Jedi and a Sith Lord are trapped in the women's underwear department of M'erks and Spen-ceers.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-14-0217. Ulterior Motives reviewsPG for (barely existent) slash. Lockhart wants a few words with Snape after the Duelling Club...in a broom cupboard!? Also featuring Snape/McGonagallHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-25-02 - Severus S.18. Corrupted reviewsRated for the cruel corruption of a young, innocent mind...SLASH themes warning. Malfoy makes Harry an offer he can't refuse...or can he?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-13-02 - Harry P. & Draco M.19. Happy Halloween reviewsA very short, fluffy story for Halloween. Minerva is disappointed when Snape decides he prefers work to spending an evening with her.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-31-02 - Severus S.20. When in Rome, do as Rome Does » reviewsHow will Snape and McGonagall survive in Muggle London, pretending to be a married couple? NOW COMPLETE!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 10-23-02 - Published: 4-15-02 - Severus S. - Complete21. Attack of the Bad Dialogue » reviewsSatirical set of AOTC sketches. Heavy sarcasm warning. Produced by my twisted sense of humour. If you like that sort of thing, R+R! New chapStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-20-02 - Published: 6-9-0222. Remember Him, or, Penance » reviewsCOMPLETE Usually it is impossible to find something until one stops looking for it. Redemption is no exception...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-24-02 - Published: 5-20-02 - Severus S. - Complete23. Mace Windu's Day Off (or, the Jedi's new Groove) » reviewsMace Windu rediscovers the cool he lost years ago. How will this affect his fellow Jedi? 2 UP!!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-16-02 - Published: 8-11-0224. The Fine Art of Diplomacy reviewsBlackadder meets LOTR...Faramir, for the sake of diplomacy, is betrothed to six-feet-tall 20-stone Eowyn. Can his associates Pippin and Merry get him out of this one?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-6-02 - Faramir & Boromir25. Divination reviewsShort, experimental piece, more free verse than prose. Just why *is* Snape so friendly with Filch? Complete. This is an experiment, please R+R!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-3-02 - Severus S. - Complete26. If you go down to the woods today... » reviewsCOMPLETE Dumbledore finally loses his patience with Snape and McGonagall's constant bickering. So he sends them on a special team-building task...will the pair, with help from Harry and Draco, survive Dumbledore's test? And each other?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,242 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 3-14-02 - Published: 3-1-02 - Severus S. - Complete27. The Pilgrimage of the Ring » reviews*Now with added angst on the way* essentially a two part piece, the first part being charming-adventure-with-endearing-young-warrior-of-Gondor fic, the second part angsty-doomed love-and-suicide-with-a-twist fic. Read A/N for full summary. Please R+R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-13-02 - Published: 3-11-02 - Boromir28. Frodo Baggins: Lord of His Own Ring » reviews*BOOK 1 NOW COMPLETE* Five shortarses, an effeminate elf, King Hobo, a scruffy wizard and a bloke with an enormous horn set out for Mordor...Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 2-24-02 - Published: 2-1-02 - Complete29. The Domesday Books (2) » reviewsAnother installment of the exploits of defective detective Sebastian Domesday, as his small friend Mulberry chronicles Sebastian's chaotic collaboration with fellow loony detective, Sherlock Holmes. Some cheeky, adult humourSherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-21-02 - Published: 12-8-0130. Flame of Faith » reviewsWhen Philip Callaghan begins to lose his faith, he unwittingly opens his heart and mind to a long-forgotten evil. Can Derek Rayne and Paul Reichlok save his soul...and the Legacy?Poltergeist: the Legacy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-0131. Black Ink, White Paper » reviewsGentle semi-humorous Holmes/Watson slash from Holmes' POV. Can the great detective outstrip all his previous achievements?Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-16-01 - Published: 12-8-0132. The Domesday Books reviewsSebastian Domesday, defective detective, lives at 227d Baker Street with his small friend Arthur Mulberry and his basset-hound Moriarty...some cheeky humour, nothing gross. An affectionate parody.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-8-0133. Murder and the Muse reviewsSuffering author Oliver Meyers has a problem: he cannot create an original character. Enter the greatest literary detective of all time, in Muse form, to give some inspiration.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-8-01
