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Hi ya. I spend alot of time on Fanfiction but I can't write a good story without going off on a random tangent that no one understands. I may post challenges though. copy pasty thingys I copied and pasted Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, Crash923, Silver Wind Kitsue, Wings of Water- SKYE, 2ndsly, Insane Winged Girl,ShesTalkingtoTheCar. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!", which is what I do), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl,ShesTalkingtoTheCar, If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile If you make up your own copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile Random hyper teenagers of the world, UNITE!! If you are hyper, random, or just feel like copying and pasting something onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Post this on your bio if you cried during Deathly Hallows. Lots. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you argue about assasianating vetoes. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a non-glass door- copy this into your profile If you've ever thought an anime character was hot- put this on your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile 30 out of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, Justified Assassin, Haruka-Hime, AngelWolfDestiny9090, 113crc To Every Girl: To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. To every girl that just wants to cuddle. To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex. To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back. To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one." To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny. To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way. To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels. To every girl who wants words backed up with actions. To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end. To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be. If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl." If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things re-post it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl" No Means No Guy: "Can we have sex right now? 2 months later... Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no" Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. It is written that the nerds shall inherit the Earth. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do drugs and/or drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese? Or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me a nutter, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, then put this in your profile If you love all the "copy and paste this in your profile" sentences... COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are considered 'weird' on the social scale, copy and paste this onto your profile If your skin is always really cold, copy this into your profile. If you have ever copied or pasted something into your profile, copy or paste this into your profile. The irony. I'm bored. If you're bored then copy this into your profile so as to let the whole world know you have nothing to do. If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and flamethrowers at your command, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died, copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy this into your profile !eliforp rouy otni siht ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you support Captain Jack Sparrow and his JAR OF DIRT, copy this into your profile. If you've actually tried counting how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wondered what you would be like in another dimension, copy this into your profile If your profile is long, copy this to make it longer copy pasty thingys I made If you spend hours drawing (most of the time for no reason), copy and paste this in your profile If you like climbing trees for no reason what so ever, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever reread a book and didn't know it entill you were done, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very annoying sibling, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever stayed up and studied the night before a test, and come test day you don't remember a thing, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever made a promise which you swore to keep, then the next day you forget and get reminded, then hate your self for making the promise, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't get these copy pastey thingies but you copy and paste them any way, copy and paste this to your profile Favorite Quotes (form both real life and fictional) "you can marry a dog no one has to know." said a friend dot dot dot "do you want a peanut buter cracker?" I said "no thank you, I'm not a mouse!" my sister responded dot dot dot "well were kind of amazing. not to sound too full of myself, but we're like nothing you've ever seen before." Maximum Ride siad dot dot dot "Can I intrest you in a bit of raw desert rat?" Fang said (Also from Maximum Ride) dot dot dot "I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is were we all are together." Gazzy said (look at the parentheses above) dot dot dot "Lets get out of here a ouija board just told me to save the world." Max said (ditto) dot dot dot "freckles a funny word, Freckle freckle freckle freckle FRRRREEEECCCCKKKKLLEE!" my sister said dot dot dot "Did you know that wasn't me, the other Max?" Max asked (MR) "yeah" fang said "when?" "Right away." "How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?" "She offered to cook breakfast" dot dot dot "Max," Jeb said "There can't be two Maxes." (MR) "Then you shouldn't have made two of us." dot dot dot "YEELP" sister yelled dot dot dot "Excuse me, don't talk with your mouth open!" said my mom dot dot dot "you need be a little less quiet so mom won't hear us." I said dot dot dot "what is the average weight of a new born baby?" We asked are mom "A wet noddle?" she replied dot dot dot "My foot won't go back to normal so I'm forced to nibble at it" said a friend dot dot dot "I veto that idea!" I said " I veto that veto!" my sister said "Well I veto that veto to veto!" "I veto that veto to veto my veto!" "I assasinate your vetos in there sleep and take on the postion of extreme empeorer!" "Well, I bring my veto's back to life and veto your veto to veto veto's and assasanate your vetos!" "The only way you can bring your veto's back to life is if you use a extreme dark magic ritual, and to do that you would have to hire a dark witch who in the end would assasnate you to rise back to power!" "nice!" dot dot dot "One moment while I cuss in my head!" said my sister dot dot dot In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". dot dot dot When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and then let the world wonder how you did it dot dot dot As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling? dot dot dot If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie A poem a silent man stood waiting as wind and rain wore him away people passed but no one waved none talked to him but all knew his face he stood through spring and stood through fall such is the life of a statue () () (We have cookies!) Didn't write the poem below! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile! I don't really think before I talk | |||||||||||
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