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Aww, you wanna know about lil old me? Name: You may call me "Ace", "Bubbles", or "Lady Malodi". Whichever I prefer in the moment. Age: Old enough to know better, too young to care. ("So, 12?"-snorts-) Or, if you prefer, a freshman. Gender: Guess. (If you guessed "female"... YOU WIN.) I'm a Christian, but I'm not exactly the best representation of God. I don't have a ton Bible verses memorized; sometimes I just want to wrap my hands around someone's neck and squeeze; I can be extremely un-content; and yet, He loves me. And that's amazing. Sometimes I think I'm bipolar, maybe, just a little bit if, that's possible. I cry. A lot. I hate it. If I'm mad, I cry. If I'm upset about pretty much anything, I cry. If I'm frustrated, I cry. I hold things in, and they eventually go away. You can be on my bad side, and not even know it. I won't do anything about it, except maybe kill you off in a story. If you insult something that I love, I take it very personally. I'm the self-esteem police. I make sure that YOU feel great about yourself, but along the way, I forget about myself. I LOVE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING. I can't stand it when people who can't spell worth crap say "Whoo caers? Its jus speelin." I CARE, AND I LIKE BEING ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. And grammar... oh, my precious grammar... I mentally correct people's grammar while they speak, literally. I am one of the whitest white girls you will ever meet. -sighs- I. Like. Boys. 'Tis a fact. I have multiple crushes. It's not so much a fact of "OMG BOIZ BOIZ BOIZ I LEIK LUVV YOU". It's a fact of, I'm looking for my soulmate, and I want him NOW. Who cares if we can't get married legally yet. We can be like Cory and Topanga. (If you do not know who they are... sad.) I'm indecisive. I change my mind all the time. I'm NOT argumentative, and I hate confrontation, but I have gotten into arguments before. I LIKE POLITICS. I'm a stubborn Republican, and I'm not ashamed. I love the video games that I have. Lego Star Wars is amazing. As is Mario Kart. And THE FORCE UNLEASHED. I love Gimp. Love it love it love it. GNU Image Manipulating Program. It's like photoshop... only free. Check out some of the crap I've made... BUT DUN STEAL IT. Or do. Whatever. It's SIN but whatever -_- ;D http://s395.photobucket.com/albums/pp35/PorcelainHeart94/Gimped20stuff/ When I get "into" something, like a fandom, or a band, I don't just like it. I obsess. I think about it constantly. I LOVE DARK AND DEPRESSING THINGS. I love angst-ridden stories. Oodles of thanks to my beta, Jaded_Skywalker! If you are a proud defender of EU, copy and paste this into your profile! (Mine.) You know that 'Because the Bible said that 'If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven' " copy and paste thing? I didn't post that one for a reason. Denying my Savior would be like if someone had me at gunpoint and asked me if I believed in Him, and I said no so that I could live a little longer. THAT'S what He meant, not some dumb copy and paste thing. (Mine, if you count it as a copy-and-paste thing...) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94 (my maximum was like five hours), If you know that it is possible to love both Obidala and Anidala, copy and paste this into your profile! (Yet again, mine.) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, PorcelainHeart94, My Favorite movies: Star Wars- All of them. I'm such a nerd. But I am fine with this. Titanic White Christmas The Chronicles of Narnia- The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe & Prince Caspian- but do not get me started on Suspian. Seriously. (Oh, and they need to make "The Magician's Nephew" into a movie! That one takes place first AND it's my favorite!) Ever After- My mom can recite almost the whole movie. It's rather funny. Music- I'm passionate about music, even though I can't play any instruments (yet- I'm getting an electric guitar for Christmas XD). My friend tried to teach me how to play drums once... you'll have to ask about that. I still want to learn to play... but behind closed doors, where no one can hear me mess up. Check out my playlist if ya wanna- http://www.playlist.com/playlist/13763689227 Favorite TV shows- GILMORE GIRLS! NCIS- First, my dad got into it, then my mom and brother, now I. ('Cause it's freakin amazing.) Spongebob Squarepants. The Penguins of Madagascar. (Hahaha) America's Next Top Model (Seasons two though seven, back when Tyra was sane and the show wasn't all about her.) Favorite books- I've recently started to read my Bible nightly. I don't have "my" verse yet, and I'm still not that excited when it comes time to read it, but I know that I'll get there :) The Revenge of the Sith novel by Matthew Stover. The movie was cool but this book... was awesome. It was angst-filled, and absolutely amazing. Anything by Mary Higgins Clark. The Shack Favorite quotes- Legally Blonde- "No. But she did make me cry once. I mean, not in class, I waited 'till I got back to my room. But she'll kick you right in the balls- or wherever, you know." Emmet, talking about one of the professors at Harvard to Elle after she got kicked out of class. "Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, 'I think I'll go to law school today!'?" Callahan, to Emmet, about Elle. "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands." Elle, about Brooke killing her husband. "I'm the only one who believes her. Callahan totally thinks she's guilty." "That's because men are big fat retards who don't-" Elle and Paulette, talking about Brooke when the dude Paulette's crushing on comes in. "You know, you're really being a butthead." "A butthead? Why would you call me that!" "You know, Emmet, you just need to have a little more faith in people. You might be surprised." "I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I mean, no one's called me a butthead since about the ninth grade." "Maybe not to your face." Elle and Emmet, on their way to the spa. Titanic- The whole entire attempted-suicide scene has the best dialogue. I'd have to put the whole scene on here. But I'm too lazy to do that. "All the while I feel I'm... standing in the middle of a crowded room, screaming at the top of my lungs, and no one even looks up!" Rose. Star Wars- "Someday you're going to be wrong, and I just hope I'm there to see it." Leia, to Han. Episode IV "I love you." "I know." Leia and Han. Episode IV "Are you an angel?" "What?" "An angel. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the world." "You're a funny little boy!" Anakin and Padme, when they first meet. Episode I "You're making fun of me!" Padme, right before she and Anakin roll around in the grass. "Oh, Anakin's not a Jedi yet, he's still a Padawan learner." Padme. Oooh, she dissed him! "So uncivilized." Obi-Obi-Obi, about blasters. Episode III. "Forgive me, sir... but may I ask what that is that you're drinking?" "This?" Luke glanced down at his cup. "It's just something that Lando taught me how to make a while back." "Lando?"Threepio echoed, and there was no missing the disapproval in his voice. Programmed for politeness or not, the droid had never much cared for Lando. Which wasn't very surprising, given the circumstances of their first meeting. "Yes, but in spite of such a shady origin, it's really quite good," Luke told him. "It's called hot chocolate."- Luke and C-3PO, 'Heir to The Empire'. I seriously laughed out loud when I read that. So, I posted it! "Annoying is the word," Han answered. "I mean, it's not as if I wished you were dead or anything. Neutered perhaps -not dead." - Han Solo to Prince Isolder, The Courtship of Princess Leia. "Chewbacca wants to know if you would like him to beat Han for you." C-3PO, TCOPL. Jesus Freaks- "It is life that I love, Perennis (the proconsul of Asia), but this love does not make me fear death. For the life which I prefer to all else is eternal life, which awaits those who have lived faithfully in this world." Appollonius, 185 A.D. "When threatened with death, Jesus Freaks aren't afraid. This continually surprises those who don't believe in God, who think that when you are dead, your life is over." dc Talk. "Some Christians haven't even attempted to think about whether or not they would die for Jesus because they haven't really been living for Him."dc Talk. "Even the best of Christians are troubled with the question, 'Why does an almighty God send, or at least allow, suffering?' When you are nagged with thoughts like this, say to yourself, 'I am still in elementary school. When I graduate from the university of Christian life, I will understand His ways better and doubts will cease.'" Richard Wurmbrand. My favorite stories in this book are 'Jubilant Dance for Jesus', which is about a Russian captian in the 1940s, and 'The Courage of a Child', which is about Siao Mei. You can find them if you look them up on Google. I would put them here, but is that legal? Gilmore Girls- "(gasp) I'm late." "I know." "Blame the insane people driving in front of me. They had a "Honk if You Love To Scuba Dive" bumper sticker on the back of their car, so I honked." "You don't scuba dive!" "Yes, but I've been testing people who have "Honk" bumper stickers lately to see if they really want people to honk. Guess what? They don't. I lay on my horn and this alleged scuba diver slows to a crawl in front of me, just out of revenge, and I'm screwed." "You need a hobby." "Yes, actually." (a few seconds later) "Oh, I just thought up a great reality show! You pull people over, who have those "Honk if You Love to Whatever" bumper stickers, you kidnap them, and you make them do whatever the bumper sticker says they like to do, whether they do it or not. And then you make them eat bugs." Lorelai and Emily- You Jump, I Jump, Jack. "I LOVE SHRIMP. WHO ELSE LOVES SHRIMP." "Me!" "I'm a fan!" Richard, Rory, and Lorelai- You've Been Gilmored. "He pops up and then disappears again- that's never good." "Unless he's a groundhog- maybe Dad's a groundhog." Lorelai and Rory- You've Been Gilmored. "Just remember- if things don't go well, we will stop loving you." Lorelai- Bridesmaids revisited. “ ‘Super cool party people bid you super cool adieu!’... That's how you were saying good-bye to people at the wedding.” “Super.” Sookie and Lorelai- Super Cool Party People.
"What?" "Stop!" "Why?" "...Because I love you, you idiot!" Rory and Dean. Dunno which episode. (I love this quote, even though it was between Dean and Rory...)
"Yes, sir!" "Don't call me sir." "Yes, ma'am!" Abby and Gibbs.
"It is possible. I do not remember all their names." Tony and Ziva. Other- Kahlen: I think the reason Mr. Jay dressed up was to show the rest of us that even though Michelle has scabies she can still be beautiful. - America's Next Top Model, season 4. "Now, once and for all, Nikabrik. Will you contain yourself, or must Trufflehunter and I sit on your head?" Trumpkin, "Prince Caspian" novel. "Aslan, You're bigger." "That's because you are older, little one." "Not because You are?" "I am not. But every year you grow, you will find Me bigger." Lucy and Aslan, "Prince Caspian" novel. "We could sell tickets!" Lando yelled. "Thirty five credits to see the hairless Wookie!"- Lando Calrissian, in 'Hey Dad' by Lady Jaye1. "Master," Ani said. "You're looking down her shirt again." "I'M NOT STARING DOWN HER SHIRT!" "Jedi aren't supposed to lie Master." "ANAKIN!" Obi-wan bellowed. Anakin snickered as the Jedi Master slowly trailed off when the Twi'lek bent in a polite bow in front of the gaping Han and Luke. The former Sith quirked his mouth wryly as he poked his master. "Master?" he asked in amusement. Obi-wan suddenly shook himself, even going as far as to smack his head. "Impure thoughts!" Obi-wan shouted. Anakin couldn't hold it in anymore, he had to sit down from laughing so hard. The Jedi Master glared at him. (This is your own fault Obi-wan.) Obi-wan crossed his arms with a grumble, but found that he couldn't come up with a reply. - also from "Hey Dad". (Ani and Obi are dead. You should read this story. /waves hand in front of you/ You will read this story.) "I think they're nuts," Mara said disparagingly. "It's all compliments and fawning until one of them steals your underpants." "I'm not worried," Han shrugged. "Only because he doesn't wear underpants," Leia smiled, causing Wedge to choke on the drink he had been working on. "Thanks Leia," he said sarcastically. "Now I have a mental image I can take to the grave." -from "Measure of a Man" by Luke-Angels. "If you keep eating entire lunches you shall gain immense amounts of weight, and when we return, decorated with so many medals that we are simply clanging, we shall not recognize you. We will say to each other (in rather loud voices to be heard over the clanging): ‘that large blob over there holds a superficial resemblance to our dear old Wedgicals.’ But we shall shake our heads – the resulting noise will deafen several bystanders – and conclude that no, it couldn’t possibly be. Meanwhile, you will be unable to speak, seeing as you will be so fat you’ll have even gained weight on your TONGUE, of all places. You will merely squeak – rather pathetically – after us as we walk (clanging) into the sunset."- Wes Janson to Wedge Antilles, "The Not Quite Love Letters", Limelight. (Best. Story. Ever. Now if only Limelight would update.) Real life quotes- "I don't speak spit." My sis rainpaint, at Bob Evans, when our little brother was sloshing his spit in his mouth and trying to communicate with us at the same time. Me: Hey, Micah, do you want a purse? Micah (my lil bro): No. Purses are for girls. ... Briefcases are for men. "I got a stick, now I'm invincible!!" - My friend Kristi's third cousin. People Magazine: What do you want for your birthday? Adam Levine (the lead singer of Maroon 5): A pony. "It's a little-known fact, but I wanted Han Solo to die at the end of Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi. I thought it would give more weight and resonance. But George Lucas wasn't sympathetic. He didn't want me killed by those teddy bear guys." - Harrison Ford. "You know, they had a schampoo where you could twist my head off and you could pour liquid out of my neck. My ex-husband used to stick pins into the little doll." Carrie Fisher (AKA Princess Leia.) She's talking about this little thing: http://i8.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/df/c0/3efa_1.JPG. "I used to know all the lines. Me and my mates used to watch it and we did the whole thing. Take on different parts... I liked being Princess Leia the best."
He went swimming!" Michael from my favorite cereal-brand name family. (He's the one who tried to teach me how to play drums!)
Mafia Mama: What are ducky-doughs? (Hahah, Creation Festival.)
Favorite characters Star Wars- Juno Eclipse Padme Amidala Starkiller/ Galen Marek (when do we find out that his name is Galen? Is it just in the book?) Mara Jade Skywalker Teneniel Djo Cade Skywalker Siri Tachi Prince Isolder (I LOVE HIM!! HE'S NOT AN ARROGANT POMPOUS JERK; HE'S AWESOME AND SWEET!!) Han Solo Luke Skywalker Leia Skywalker (No, she's not exactly my #1 favorite... but I do like her.) I do like Anakin Skywalker... most of the time... I LOVE MY COUNT DOOKU. SRSLY HE'S AMAZING. Gilmore Girls- Lorelai Gilmore Rory JESS (YES I like all of Rory's boyfriends, but Jess has a special place in my heart.) Logan, ish. Sometimes. Dean (Before Jess came in, he was so sweet! But then Jess entered the picture, and totally pwned Dean.) Luke- He's totally awesome!! I LOVE CHRISTOPHER!! And I'm not ashamed. I think I'm one of the only people who ADORES Jason. He's so FUNNY! And he doesn't even have a category on fanfiction... ugh. I'm trying to be nicer to Paris... And I really like Emily, despite how annoying she can be. Kirk Michel! And who could forget the wonderful Sookie? Maaarrttyyy! Ai luff naked guy! NCIS- Ziva (Awesome awesome awesome awesome. She can kill you 18 different ways with a paperclip.) Dinozzo! Gibbs! Abby Scuito McGee! Mistah Palmer Ducky! (Ai luff Ducky. And David McCallum. He's just awesome. I'd love to meet him.) Kate- I like her, I do, but not nearly as much as Ziva. It's sad- I get slightly disappointed when it's a Kate episode, because I know that Ziva won't be in it. But I really do like Kate! I LIKE JEANNE! I hate her plot line, but I like Jeanne! I LOVED MICHELLE LEE! I was crying towards the end of ... whatever that episode was called. My likes in Fanfiction- Narnia- Edmund stories! Without the Mary-Sues! Angsty Susan fics. Canon keepers :D (To JealousoftheMoon: Send the Mary-Sues to Ziva David. Seriously.) Star Wars- Padme lives Ani or Vader/Padme Obi-Wan/Siri (Or Dorme. Or Corde. Or Sabe. Or an OC. ) Ok, I tolerate Obi/someone besides Padme or Siri, but I'm starting to dislike them more and more... Padme as a Sith Luke/Mara Jade Obidala (because I'm insane) Dark Skywalkers! (Check out my c2!) Totally AU stories. Good Bail Bad Bail (Well actually I'm starting to strongly dislike it when authors portray him in a bad light.) Cade/Me (... it could happen. IF I HAVE TO WRITE A STORY WITH A BLATANT SELF-INSERT MARY SUE TO BE WITH HIM I WILL. BECAUSE I LOVE HIM THAT MUCH.) Juno/Starkiller Gilmore Girls- Luke/Lorelai (Well duh.) Rory/Jess Lorelai/Christopher Lorelai/Jason (there are only a few, though...) Rory/Marty NCIS- Jibbs Tiva! McAbby! My Fanfiction dislikes- Titanic- Stories where Jack is preserved under the water for 80+ years. In an ice cube. Stories that portray Cal as a complete monster. HE'S NOT. Star Wars- Anakin/ anyone besides Padme. (I may like Obidala, but Dormekin? Or Sabekin or whatever? No way!) Padme as a Jedi- Yeah, yeah, I'm odd. Anakin/Ahsoka (BLECK. Now, I'm not gonna go on and on about how it's not canon, because that would be hypocritical of an Obidala lover. But I hate this pairing, anyway.) Obi-Wan/Ventress (barfs) I could handle this if someone had just randomly come up with it, but NO. THE SHOW IS SUPPORTING IT. "OBI-WAN! STOP FLIRTING WITH HER! SIRI WILL KILL YOU!!) NCIS- Stories solely about the pairings and not the cases. That's not NCIS. Edit: SCRATCH THAT, I CHANGED MY MIND. D: I hate being indecisive. Narnia- SUSPIAN. PETER/MARY-SUE EDMUND/MARY-SUE Basically any fanfic written by someone who has only seen the movies. Gilmore Girls- Rory/Paris (ew and no! It just wouldn't happen!) Rory/Luke I don't really tend to read Rory/Logan or Rory/Dean... General- Confusing stories- WHAT? DO YOU LIKE THEM? Fine, then read them, and explain them to me. Slash or incest. (Especially in Narnia. Gee, thanks for perverting the place in which I desperately want to live.) Super-smut. I call this "smush". I can't stand overly-fluffy stories. I get embarrassed reading them! Random, odd thought that I've had for a while: Obi-Wan Kenobi... Ben Kenobi... Have you ever realized, that if you take away the 'Wan' and the 'Ken', it's Obi Obi? And if you take away the 'Obi', it's Ben Ken? /bows as the crowd goes wild at my genius/ A MESSAGE TO ALL FLAMERS: I read in a book once that you can't hate someone you pray for. So that's what I'll do. Go ahead and laugh, but it doesn't matter. The more you flame, the harder I pray. The more people you make cry, the harder I pray. The more people you insult, the harder I pray. The more people you swear at, the harder I pray. You can go ahead and flame me, but I will keep praying and not fight fire with fire. TEH SOUNDTRACK OF MAI LIIIFE- (This thing was like uber-fun. I've done it multiple times.) 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Happy - Ayiesha Woods Waking Up: Caramelldansen - Caramell First Day At School: You Are My Hope - Skillet Falling In Love: The theme song to Spongebob Squarepants (aaaaaaaahahhahahhaha -tear- hahaha. and YES i have this song in my plalylist.) Fight Song: Breathe Today - Flyleaf Breaking Up: Missing - Evanescence Prom night: Angel - Within Temptation Life: Going Under - Evanescence Mental Breakdown: My Love - Justin Timberlake Driving: Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence Flashback: Alien Youth - Skillet Getting back together: Lose Urself - Family Force 5 Wedding: Fruit Machine - The Ting Tings (I'll make a note of that.) Birth of Child: Broken - Seether w/ Amy Lee Final Battle: I'm So Sick - Flyleaf Funeral Song: Stepping Stone - Duffy Final Credits: You Found Me I'd buy it! I saw the Clone Wars movie on my birthday. It was okay. I mean, I'm not one of the people who hate it/ refused to see it or anything like that, but I definitely didn't love it. The tv show is... slightly boring. I detest Padme's voice. And Ahsoka's. I could have done a much better job with both. (I've practiced.) I watch them both, I kinda enjoy them, but I don't consider them canon. Even though they are... They just don't really feel like Star Wars to me. Okay, scratch that, as well. I strongly strongly strongly dislike it. And Ahsoka. (I'm rooting for her death.) Update- December 24 Heh. Merry Christmas, all! How are you. To my loyal fans: I am so sorry. I'm just not really in a Star Wars mood. But I SWEAR I'll update! Someday... Update- February 25 (Wow! Two months later!) My dearest fans... I am so sorry. I'm discontinuing TBNH. See, I never actually had an ending for it. And it's pretty crappy, in my opinion. BUT I am working on a new one. And it has an ending! Just wait. Update - May 30 (Haha, wow.) Hallo, all! I am working on a new new story! I already have the first chapter done. Update- July 11 Hiya. How ya doing. Still working on that new-new story. I have two chapters done. When I'm done with the current one, I'll post. Update- September freakin 18 So. Yeah. I CAN'T WRITE. I DUNNO WHY. I want to but it's all stuck in my brain. Urgh. Oh yeah and I deleted The Brand New Hope for now. ... sorry. It sucked. It really did. I'll re-post it whenever it's all shiny and good. ... whenever I feel like making it all shiny and good... Update - October 14 i'mwritingi'mwritingi'mwritingi'mwriting NO REALLY. Update- November 28 Happy Thanksgiving! I'm going to post my first chapters as soon as my beta is done fixing them!! | |||||||||
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