Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the disclaimer!

If it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.

If it sounds dangerous, don't try this at home or at all.

And if it offends you, just don't read it.

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They deform my page.

Bleh.

~o~ Info ~o~

Name: Nanbei no Hana (南米の花), meaning South America's Flower. Real name? Hmmm... No =P

Gender: Female

Age: Probably older - I mean more experienced - than you =P

Location: Southern Hemisphere

Top 5 anime opening themes: Lilium (Elfen Lied); Zankoku na Tenshi no Teeze (Evangelion); Unlimited (Samurai 7); Tori no Uta (Air TV); Blue Bird (Naruto Shippuuden).

Top 5 anime OSTs: Rurouni Kenshin; Tsubasa Chronicle; Air TV; Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi; Nodame Cantabile.

Top 5 anime couples: Sakura and Syaoran (CardCaptor Sakura and Tsubasa Chronicle); Kenji and Nanami (Lamune); Sakura and Neji (Naruto; if only they could get together...); Kaoru and Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin); Nodame and Chiaki (Nodame Cantabile).

Top 5 endings (not songs): Rurouni Kenshin (Seisouhen, because episode 95 was a joke); Samurai Champloo; Gunslinger Girl (unexpected! loved it); Lovely Complex (so funny!); Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi (the ending was perfect for the movie).

Top 5 characters: Mokona (xXxHolic and Tsubasa Chronicle); Kamiyama Venus aka Mama-san (Kamisama Kazoku); Chichiri (Fushigi Yuugi); Kaonashi (Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi); Ryuuku (Death Note).

A little reminder: Neji and Hinata can NEVER be together! Haven't you guys studied basic genetics?? They are not only cousins, they are half-siblings for crying out loud! Since Hiashi and Hizashi are monozygotic (identical) twins, their genome is THE SAME. So, genetically, Hinata and Hanabi are Neji's half-sisters. (Hiashi and Hizashi are different people, but genetically they are the same person. The effect is the same as one man who has children with different women).

A little reminder 2: If you are a shameless plagiarist, then pray the Lord I don't get you. Because if I do, I will report the copied story as abuse until it's out of the site, and I will scream SHAMELESS PLAGIARIST in your ears until you go deaf! Even if you didn't copy one of my stories. So save yourself the trouble and the humiliation :-)

Out of FF.net: Youtube (soon with AMVs :-D) and DeviantArt (guess what I'm uploading there lol).

~o~ Stories ~o~

In progress:

- Somebody to Love, at chapter 7 of 10. Understand that I am not playing difficult. I am not trying to get your attention. I do not have feelings for you anymore. I. Moved. On. ~NejiSaku FLUFF, other pairings too. Chapters are based on songs. Rated T just to be safe~.

- Outside That Room, at chapter 2 of 5. Simply put: a collection of possible ends for In That Room. ~NejiSaku, possibly AUish and OOC~

- Polyhedron, at chapter 2 of 6. Like a polyhedron, their relationship has multiple faces that share edges and vertices. ~NejiSaku~

- Mosaic, at chapter 16 of 100. If you put together tiny bits of their lives, you'll get a nice mosaic of possibilities. ~NejiSaku 100 themes~

- Fukushuu no Seiken, at chapter 2 of ?. She had a sacred mission to be accomplished at all costs. He assumed he would never see her again. But somehow all his steps led to that pink-haired mysterious woman. ~NejiSaku, AU~

Complete:

- In That Room, oneshot. No matter what, they would always end up in that room, sharing some night hours with each other. ~ONESHOT~

- Fairytale, oneshot. Will you give me your eldest daughter? If you will, I'll make you as rich as you are now poor. And your daughter shall live as a princess. ~NejiSaku, ONESHOT~

- Analogue, oneshot. Analogue: something that is analogous or similar to something else. Who said they're not alike? ~NejiSaku, ONESHOT ~

- The Way We Talk, oneshot. Sometimes the way we talk isn't all that good... We can't change though we know we should. ~NejiSaku hints, ONESHOT - ATTENTION: FF.net messed up with this story!

- Shades of Pink, oneshot. How many shades of pink can Byakugan see? ~NejiSaku, ONESHOT~

- Tons de Rosa, oneshot. Quantos tons de rosa o Byakugan consegue ver? ~NejiSaku~

- O Quarto, oneshot. Não importava o que acontecesse, eles sempre acabariam naquele quarto, compartilhando algumas horas noturnas um com o outro. ~NejiSaku~

- Análogo, oneshot. Análogo: algo que é similar, por certo aspecto, a outra coisa. Quem disse que eles não são parecidos? ~NejiSaku~

~o~ Quote of the month - July ~o~

"You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul."

(George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright)

~o~ News ~o~

06-12-2008: Em comemoração ao Dia dos Namorados, lá vai mais uma tradução :-) (today it's Valentine's Day in Brazil, so I posted another translation to celebrate the day).

06-06-2008: A new translation is up! This time, I translated 'In That Room'. The outcome is 'O Quarto'. Thanks to Srta Abracadabra, who encouraged me to translate more stories. Espero que, com isso, possamos popularizar esse casal a princípio tão inusitado!

06-01-2008: There's something big coming up...

05-09-2008: Stupid FF.net messed up with my story "The Way We Talk"! Instead of the original story, miraculously the contents of my story "Tons de Rosa" is in its place. I don't know how it happened (because I didn't do it, duh) and I'm still waiting to see what FF.net will do about it, because I don't have a backup in my pc and the document here already expired. I'm SO VERY SORRY for the inconvenience! If FF.net doesn't fix this mess, I'll have to delete it :-( And I liked that story...

04-27-2008: Today is the big day! I finally have this test for which I've been studying hard for the past month. Finally I'll have some peace in my mind to write properly. I know I've been promising it for a loooooong time (sorry about that) but real life is way more important. After all, FF.net doesn't pay a dime for the stories...

04-04-2008: I'm not dead, people! Somebody To Love's next chapter is almost ready (I'm struggling with it, though, it is so hard to keep the sugar levels down lol), and I already decided the other four chapters for Polyhedron. And I just translated Shades of Pink into Portuguese, due to the lack of NejiSaku material in my mother language. (um dia eu crio coragem e traduzo as outras histórias!)

02-28-2008: I'm looking for a beta reader! If you'd like to help, please PM me :-)

02-21-2008: New layout! Things are not that chaotic now. And I just had to put Neji's face here! Thanks dear Aloha.Laney who inspired me in "quote of the month" (actually I stole the idea from you, dear! Weil sie zu gut ist!).

02-16-2008: Polyhedron is an exception. I just couldn't get it out of my mind, and I need some peace right now lol. So here it is!

01-26-2008: I'm very very VERY busy these days. Don't expect any update from me until March.