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| Texcatlipoka |
Author has written 10 stories for Suite Life series, Avatar: Last Airbender, Star Wars, Australia, Tekken, and Mirror's Edge. Hey everyone. What can I say about me? Well, I love life, I love writing and I (especially) love Elvis. That enough? Ten reasons to love life: Likelihood is you're only getting one shot at it. Even if you do get another shot, the fact that you currently have Internet access means life will probably be worse second time around. Things often go wrong, but for us priveliged people, most of the time things are- let's be honest- all happy and great. Millions of species in the world and you're part of the only one not constantly looking for food and sex. The above statement may be totally false, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. We are the only species known to physically enjoy the sex act. We have endless opportunities to be funny, witty or charming, sometimes even on purpose. We owe it to people we know, who both expect it of us and hope it for us. If you screw up and look like a total prat, there are millions of other human beings in the world you can talk to who have no knowledge of aforementioned incident. Your only other choice is to hate life; and that's totally ineffective. Ten reasons to love Elvis: Was a black-belt in Karate. The only performer ever to make jet black sideburns look amazing. In his first ever booking to a state-wide show, the Louisiana Hayride, he was booked as "that black boy with the funny name." Was definitely not a racist. Has 400,000 impersonators worldwide, which is more than most performers have fans. A major role model to Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, John Lennon and (reputedly) Eminem. Died reading a book entitled "Scientific Search for the Face of Jesus." Was MJ's father-in-law. Once called Roy Orbison "the greatest singer in the world." Best of all, he was the birth of modern music, of modern views, of modern culture. That's the long and short of it. "Before anyone did anything, Elvis did everything." | |||||||
1. Dragon of the West » reviewsFor twenty years General Iroh was the most feared of all Fire Nation generals, ruthless, cunning and brilliant.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-8-13 - Published: 6-24-12 - Iroh2. Finding the King of Iron Fists » reviewsThe King of Iron Fist Tournament 6 begins. War and revenge are everywhere. Every fighter has a cause, but only one will see it through.Tekken - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,072 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-21-11 - Published: 12-18-09 - Jin K. & Miguel C. R.3. Run for Freedom » reviewsFaith and Kate must escape the city or face the certainty of execution. Every PK trooper in the city is after them. No one can run forever. NOW COMPLETE.Mirror's Edge - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-6-11 - Published: 1-2-11 - Complete4. The Underlevels » reviewsOnce a person has gone so far into the belly of Coruscant, there's no way back up. Except one.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-4-10 - Published: 2-28-10 - Complete5. Walkabout » reviewsA series of oneshots about Nullah's time with king George on walkabout- a time which, for any aborigine, is even more an inward journey than it is an outward one.Australia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-6-10 - Published: 9-12-09 - Nullah & King Carney6. Mission » reviewsA story of what happened to Nullah while on Mission Island. As an aborigine, he had already learnt how to forget. Now, surrounded by an unfriendly world, he would learn how to forgive.Australia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,686 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 9-12-09 - Nullah7. Return of Lu Ten » reviewsAre all firebenders an enemy? Sokka is deeply suspicious of their new firebending team member and he's been right before. Only time will tell who's side he's really on, but with the Solar Eclipse quickly approaching, that isn't a luxury the party has.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,128 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 12-8-07 - Aang & Katara - Complete8. Mysteries of A Chosen » reviewsSets off from epi. 1. When an all too well known figure turns up the day before the podrace and makes Watto an offer he can't refuse, the Jedi will be forced to unravel the secret of the False Chosen to survive, and Anakin is in the thick of it.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 12-21-07 - Anakin Skywalker9. The Will to Face a Friend » reviewsZack's changed in six months: gangs, smoking and worst of all, fights. Cody doesn't like it, no one really does. But Cody's the only one with any hope of changing his brother's ways. Rated for mild language, violence and others. Story is now completeSuite Life series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 9-28-07 - Complete10. Zack's Best Prank » reviewsWhen Zack pulls off the ultimate prank, Cody is landed in a heap of trouble. Can he keep his dignity, and avoid serious humiliation? Zack doesn't seem to think so...Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 9-3-07
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